Grab a dragon glass blade and immediately stab an ageless creature in the third episode even though he’s been built up for eight seasons as the ultimate bad guy cause we’re talking about the final season of Game of Thrones! Joined by very special guests Ian and Jen MacIntyre, we talk about metaphor-lovin’ dragons, disappointing endings to chara ...…

Wear your finest floor length chiffon skirt and perform an exorcism to an unnecessarily upbeat tootling flute soundtrack, cause we're talking about Practical Magic! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the TRUE love story of this film (yay, sisters!), the NOT love story of this film (sorry, Aidan Quinn), and Stockard Channing's weirdest line delivery. This ...…

Encrust your eyelids with pearlescent eye shadow and then become embroiled in a surprisingly prescient and satirical plot because we're talking about Josie and the Pussycats! Kat and Jocelyn discuss super cute and charming performances, perhaps the best music ever composed for an onscreen band, and Alan Cumming and Parker Posey devouring the se ...…

Get yelled at for a million months straight by a tyrannical director and then watch as water makes a face, cause we're talking about Water Makes A Face, AKA The Abyss! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the horrific process of making this movie, completely unnecessary plot devices, but surprisingly cute aliens. This episode brought to you in part by Ava, ...…

Get in a jet and then disregard EVERY SINGLE RULE OF FLYING ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT KEEP YOU AND OTHERS SAFE, cause we're talking about Top Gun! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss permissive instructors, how Maverick is clearly this film's villain, and a soundtrack that sounds entirely like it was made of 30 second samples of songs on iT ...…

Get a truly terrible wig and turn on your childhood friend cause we're talking about Something Borrowed! Kat and Jocelyn discuss TERRIBLE characters, the often flawed depiction of female friendship onscreen, and a plot so bad not even John Krasinski can save it. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. When it comes to bra shopping, it ...…

We hoped this day would come. We feared it never would. But here it is, an occasion so momentous it briefly caused Jocelyn to forget the title of her own damn show -- THE OA HAS RETURNED TO NETFLIX AND OH YOU BEST BELIEVE WE HAVE OPINIONS. Kat and Jocelyn talk about the second season of the show that truly started it all, discussing plot points ...…

Put on an ABSOLUTE thong and then engage in one of the most disturbing plots ever explored in a so-called rom-com because we're talking about Overboard! This week, Kat and Jocelyn discuss handsome Kurt Russell, creepy kids, and the weirdest plot that maybe has ever been written, ever. The episode brought to you by Brumate. The Dehydration Compa ...…

Eat a bunch of carbs and pop on a flowy linen number cause we're talking about It's Complicated! This week, Kat, Jocelyn and special guest Corey Mintz discuss shallow plots, characters that exist just to deliver exposition, and fact check the chocolate croissant sequence. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Please. What your cat eats ...…

Talk to a big ol' bunny and then follow a weird tube that comes out of your tummy for a while cause we're talking about Donnie Darko! Kat and Jocelyn discuss impenetrable plots, the amazingness of Beth Grant, and take a break to chat about how truly hot Jake Gyllenhaal is. This episode brought to you in part by MeUndies. MeUndies are made from ...…

Barf up a bucket of blood and then follow that up with some tongue-twistingly try-hard dialogue, cause we're talking about Jennifer's Body! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Diablo Cody's much maligned follow up to Juno, talking about the film's truly terrible marketing campaign, where we wish the plot had gone, and how we never, EVER want to hear the wo ...…

Grab some of the finest character actors of the early 90s and then do it on top of a pile of hoses cause we're talking about Backdraft! This week, we're joined by very special guest Sarah Bunting (Extra Hot Great, The Blotter) to discuss everything from amazing special effects to Donald Sutherland's retroactive audition for Silence of the Lambs ...…

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It's our two year anniversary, and to celebrate, we're discussing a three + hour movie! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn revisit James Cameron's Titanic, talking about how Titanic girls were the "horse girls" of 1997, ridiculous framing devices, and whatever happened to the owner of that car. This episode brought to you in part by Hourglass Cos ...…

Grab a pair of tinted glasses and loudly sing-shout Tiny Dancer in a bus, cause we're talking about Almost Famous! Joined by special guests Danita Steinberg and Emily Gagne, we discuss Frances McDormand's epic wardrobe, how much Billy Crudup suuuucks, and Kate Hudson's pretty pretty hair, while reminiscing over our favourite concert memories. B ...…

Grab a metal helmet and a stunning array of pop pastiche songs because we're talking about Phantom of the Paradise! Kat and Jocelyn explore this beloved cult classic, chatting about Phoenix's dance skills (or lack thereof), ridiculous tone blending, and some epic line deliveries from Paul Williams. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLo ...…

Take a red pill and then get rescued from a lake of garbage by a claw machine, cause we're talking about The Matrix! Kat and Jocelyn have MANY questions this week, and discuss how Cypher's 100% right, how much we'd want to stay in the Matrix, and what Morpheus' plan actually was. This episode brought to you in part by MeUndies. MeUndies are mad ...…

Grab a weird wannabe Skeletor mask and carry a VERY cute baby around, cause we're talking about Willow! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how absolutely BAZONKERS this movie is, discuss comedic characters that absolutely don't work, and talk about the awesomeness of a fight scene where two septuagenarians punch each other in the head. Th ...…

Put on an anachronistic song and hang out in the Middle Ages, cause we're talking about A Knight's Tale. In this episode, Nigel makes his glorious return to the podcast, we wonder why everyone's so quick to defend William (who CLEARLY sucks), and develop a foolproof strategy to win any fight. This episode brought to you in part by Pretty Litter ...…

It's our 100th episode! In this very special episode, Jocelyn makes her return to the podcast and we discuss 13 Going On 30, touching on such important topics as the everlasting wonderosity of Jennifer Garner, how young Matt absolutely sucks, and the phrases that WE think should be more popular. This episode brought to you in part by ThirdLove. ...…

For episode 99.5 (it's definitely NOT the 100th episode, don't be silly), we've got a special treat: Kat and Jocelyn's special boyfriend types, Craig and Jon, take over the podcast for the week to talk about the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! They talk about the shockingly impressive turtle suits, some missed opportunities plot-wise, a ...…

Jocelyn is still away, so Kat is joined by the wonderful Andrew Ivimey (Talk From Superheroes) to talk about the 2012 Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Bruce Willis time travel movie Looper! We discuss time travel rules that make no sense, female characters who are introduced and almost immediately discarded, and why Rian Johnson just wants to be a very spe ...…

Jocelyn is on sabbatical this week, so Kat is joined by the excellent Diana McCallum (Talk From Superheroes) to discuss a movie they both once loved: The Boondock Saints. They talk about disturbingly close twin brothers, confusing opening scenes, and how Willem Dafoe chews up every last bit of scenery. This episode brought to you in part by Thi ...…

Welp, buckle up everyone, and get ready for today's episode of "Kat And Jocelyn Forget Why They Put This On The List, And Now Here We All Are, Discussing The 2001 Film Swordfish"! In this truly crazed exchange, we discuss John Travolta's terrible costumes, Hugh Jackman's bummer highlights, and exactly how much money it would cost to get Jocelyn ...…

Put on a gorgeous vintage dress and then SHOCK the patriarchy with your blue humour cause we're talking about The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel! We discuss amazing performances, unnecessary tertiary characters, and how in every Amy Sherman-Palladino show, there's always at least one ENORMOUS SPEECH per episode. Brought to you by Canvas People. Canvas P ...…

Plug in your hamburger phone and bother everyone with TERRIBLY laboured, overwrought dialogue cause we're talking about Juno! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Ellen Page's excellent performance, how much we LOVE Jennifer Garner, and how we want to love (but maybe mostly hate) this movie. This episode is brought to you by Quip, an electric toothbrush des ...…

Put on your favourite rumpled shirtdress and "Stay (I Missed You)" on cassette because we're talking about Reality Bites! Kat and Jocelyn discuss the awesomeness of Vickie, the enduring obnoxiousness of Troy, and how movies about people in their 20s are the best and worst genre. Brought to you in part by Talkspace. The Talkspace platform has ov ...…

Dye your hair a bright colour and date a series of women who are WAY out of your league cause we're talking about Scott Pilgrim Vs The World! Kat and Jocelyn explore this cult classic, discussing its wonderful depiction of Toronto (HOORAY!), how Knives Chau is the best character in this film if not of all time, and how Ramona Flowers is a chara ...…

Put on your best approximation of a cool teen outfit and dredge up all manner of mortifying memories, cause we're talking about Never Been Kissed! Kat and Jocelyn chat about terrible fashion, desperate attempts to approximate teen slang, and how Drew Barrymore's effortless charm isn't totally enough to save this movie that is wall to wall about ...…

Grab a ragtag team of barely cute puppets and put on a pair of pants that leave NOTHING to the imagination cause we're talking about Jim Henson's Labyrinth! Alongside special guest James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), we talk about ugly puppets, how confusing Jareth's scheme actually is, and how this film is GREAT... but maybe not good. This epi ...…

Grab a loose leather belt and then hang out in 200mph winds for a bit, cause we're talking about Twister! Jocelyn and Kat chat about this movie's amazingly obvious product placement, the weird animals that improbably voiced the twisters, and how the true villain of this film is Bill Paxton. This episode brought to you in part by Robinhood. Robi ...…

Flash a million-watt smile while also shedding a crystal clear tear, cause we're talking about My Best Friend's Wedding! Kat and Jocelyn discuss how Michael is the worst, Julia Roberts' hair is the best, and how none of this movie would have happened if any of the characters had a SINGLE female friend. Brought to you in part by Talkspace. The T ...…

Solve a complicated equation and then cry about your FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIIIINGSSSSSS, cause we're talking about Good Will Hunting! Kat and Jocelyn talk about how this movie is ABSOLUTELY the creation of two very young men, discuss how badly Skylar needs friends, accidentally insert Cole Sprouse into this film, and make a plan to cook Jeff Bez ...…

Put on the MOST Bonne Bell glitter gel and sport an inconsistent accent cause we're talking about Ever After: A Cinderella Story! Kat and Jocelyn deep dive into this super cute n' charming film, talking about Drew Barrymore's charming performance, Jocelyn's refusal to pronounce Dougray Scott's name correctly, how Angelica Houston can do more wi ...…

Fathers, lock up your daughters. Daughters, lock up your fathers! And EVERYBODY lock up Mark Wahlberg, cause this week we're talking about Fear! Jocelyn and Kat re-investigate this 1996 cult classic, discussing this film's questionable POV, how Mark Wahlberg always sounds as though he's got a strip of ham over his tongue, and a truly embarrassi ...…

This week we're talking about American Beauty and, in a word, YIPES. Kat and Jocelyn delve into a movie that is unwatchable now to ask an important: WHY WAS THIS WATCHABLE THEN?! We discuss Annette Bening's bad hair, how this film veers from smug pseudo-mysticism to zany plots stolen straight from a 70s sitcom, and why Alan Ball really needed t ...…

Whisk up some beautiful Swiss meringue, then THROW IT at your long-suffering husband and mope about turning thirty and living in a super cute studio in Queens, cause we're talking about Julie and Julia! Jocelyn and Kat talk about Amy Adams' very bad wig, the sheer perfection that is Stanley Tucci, and how Meryl Streep's performance as Julia Chi ...…

Sneak into a long-abandoned prison that still has a tunnel filled with gears and fire for some reason cause we're talking about The Rock! Kat and Jocelyn conclude their deep-dive into the Nicolas Cage Trifecta of '90s Bonkerosity, discussing inexplicably convoluted villainous plots, an intern who's having a REALLY bad day, and how Michael Bay r ...…

Sadly reflect upon your wasted life then bellow at an unforgiving sky about the failure of the American dream, cause we’re talking about Jaume Collet-Serra's The Commuter! Join us as we discuss what is a ludicrous romp through the pits of insanity (for Kat) and an unrelentingly grim meditation on the manipulation of the lower classes (for Jocel ...…

Hop onto AOL and listen to a solid 47 minutes of dial up noises because we’re talking about Hackers! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn talk about how it’s almost impossible to show hacking onscreen in a way that even RESEMBLES accurate, discuss the worst fashion that 1995 has to offer, and talk about the cool hackers’ hangout which is AKA just H ...…

Deepest! Bluest! This week, our hats are indeed like a shark’s fin, because we’re talking about the B-movie sharkstravaganza, Deep Blue Sea! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss how this film is just Jurassic Park with more misogyny, explain why none of us should ever go in the ocean, and try to figure out exactly how smart these sharks are ...…

Grab your pompoms and then set those pompoms aside because you need to execute a HIGHLY athletic and badass move cause we're talking about Bring it On! This week we're joined by very special guest Tara Ariano of Extra Hot Great to discuss this objectively perfect film, touching on the perfection of Gabrielle Union, the parts of this film that h ...…

Everything we do, we do it for you (including rewatching this movie). In this week's episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, touching on how Kevin Costner's Robin Hood is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, how the wonderful Alan Rickman goes FULL HAM in this performance, and how 99% of this movie is just cool hangs in the forest. ...…

Bury a box of garbage with your childhood friends and then jump in a car with someone you loosely believe to be a murderer because we're talking about Crossroads! In this episode, Jocelyn and Kat chat about inexplicable karaoke sequences, Britney's failed attempts to get into character, and how softly reciting your own lyrics is NOT poetry. Thi ...…

Get carried through a crowd by a burly yet emotionless man then have a BIZARRE romantic scene over a katana because we're talking about The Bodyguard! In this episode, Kat and Jocelyn discuss the total absence of chemistry between the two leads, the weird similarities between Kevin Costner and Gerald Ford, and a scene in which a child who canno ...…

Join us as we revisit the year 2003, where the plots were convoluted, the lingo was appalling (...frost yourselves?), and we as a people had not fully come to appreciate the genius of Kathryn Hahn. That's right, we're talking about the hugely successful (and, for Jocelyn, excruciatingly uncomfortable) How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days! In this episo ...…

Take a trip with us to the year 1996, when the effects were practical, you could ride your bike through your office (even though you shouldn't), and there was a sudden influx of aliens who secretly had NO PLAN AT ALL. Today we're talking about the mega-hit disaster film Independence Day! In this episode, Kat gets mad at everyone who says "Welco ...…

Put some zinc on your nose and stand on a rock to avoid a monster's mouth tentacles, cause we're talking about the 1990 commercial flop/cult success Tremors! Jocelyn and Kat delve into this truly delightful film, chatting about having just the right amount of gross, the delightfulness of having a main character's arc being learning to appreciat ...…

Take a bunny out of a box, then PUT THAT BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX, cause we're talking about Con Air! Kat and Jocelyn discuss Nicolas Cage's bummer of a haircut, how it's apparently VERY EASY to hijack a plane, how the stunts were secretly performed by sad PAs, yet another VHS beloved by 14-Year-Old-Jocelyn, and a piece of gossip that haunts Jocel ...…

It's another bonus, y'all! In this episode of IHIBILI, Jocelyn and Kat explore Solo: A Star Wars Story, touching on extremely unnecessary backstory, Alden Ehrenreich being doomed no matter what, the UNBELIEVABLY GRIM TREATMENT of Lando's droid, and why prequels remain the absolute worst. This episode is brought to you in part by TeePublic. Chec ...…