Stoner Cancer cosmic rays of energy will shine down on your sign in the final Spring month. Your future’s so bright, you better wear shades. This bright solar impact will provide loads of energy, but it could also burn if you don’t apply the right protection. Fear not my lovely stoner crab, I have the right tools to keep you flying high in May. ...…

Stoner Cancer celestial bodies have aligned in the second Spring month to assist you in terrestrial harmony with the space and consciousness around you. Like whoa dude, I know. A stonerfied version of this phrase would be, your actions will have a higher likelihood of success in April. So breathe deep with the sacred herb early in the month sto ...…

https://stonerhoroscope.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/MarchCancer.mp3 Stoner Cancer it is true: Even the greatest garden grows from the tiniest of seeds. However, the first month of spring won’t be about sowing new sprouts, but instead nurturing your existing greens. In order to know where you are headed, it is important to know where you come ...…

February will be a bright and successful period for the stoner Cancer. If life was a garden, the stoner Cancer would be like a beautiful budding sprout. You will have many buds blossom if you tend them right during this invigorating period! The expansion of your smoke circle is almost certain, so be on the lookout for the next smoky sensation t ...…

Progress isn’t done with you yet stoner Cancer, and this time it has been joined by achievement! That is to say, the universe has arrived in January with welcomed support. Celestial bodies have aligned to bless the stoner Cancer with support in multiple life spheres. As long as you are willing to do whatever it takes, this period will be an ama ...…

Stoner Cancer December will be a time for great introspection and notable progress. As long as you keep your focus on bettering the self, the sky will truly be the limit. This will require active effort on your part. With proper focus, you will align those chakras and find your next level of zen. Meditative smoke sessions should be often and pl ...…

Stoner Cancer remember you are blessed! Events unfolding around you this month may make this feeling a bit harder to believe. You can’t always control what things happen, but you are still in charge of how you respond to the chaos when it comes. November will be a month where it seems like you are going nowhere fast, which is why you should avo ...…

From last month’s endeavors you may have noticed your hand is already stacked, stoner Cancer. This month the cosmos might be perceived as grinning at you, and your hand. They’ve slipped you a wildcard, a catalyst for dynamic change. The current planetary alignment has enhanced your perception of situations and possible ways forward. You have po ...…

Stoner Cancer the sun is at your back and the stars are on your side this September! Plan to make some serious magic happen. Whatever you wish to accomplish, you will have all the tools necessary to make it a reality. Under no circumstance does this mean you should settle for playing a passive role in your adventure. Just because things are goi ...…