Two Doinks?! Oh yeah!! After a rough regular season for Rhob, Professor, and the Beefcake it's all smiles in studio...except for Da Polish Sausage, who managed to drunkenly stumble his way to the studio in order to take the verbal abuse that he's due. After pouring salt in his wounds for a while we go to Four Down Territory to reflect on our fa ...…

Days like today are hard days to be football fans...especially when Da Polish Sausage is in studio to gloat about his dumb team making the stupid playoffs. To take our minds of the impending madness we take turns answering hot seat questions with some very spicy hot sauce and go into Four Down Territory to discuss our favorite pump up songs. Se ...…

Well, it finally happened! After a year of badgering him, NFL Insider Bjorn Bjornson finally made time in his busy schedule to visit us in studio to share some of his knowledge with us, and he does NOT disappoint! He sheds light on the Vikings playoff chances, whether or not Rodgers is washed up, and all of his favorite Christmas treats! Segmen ...…

Professor is realing from another loss to the hated Seahawks. Beefcake is jubilant after his content filled journey to Lambeau to watch a Packers win. Rhob and his Lions...well...no one cares. The Bears are still frauds. All this, and our favorite all-time Christmas gifts on this weeks KOTN! Segments The Bar - 0:15 Lambeau Diaries - 27:55 In Th ...…

There is not a dry in the house on this weeks KOTN as Beefcake eulogizes the recently fired Mike McCarthy while Professor Pigskin begins the process of helping Beefcake hire a new coach. The gang also previews the big playoff races in the NFC and the KOTN Fantasy league and discusses their favorite things about football in December. Segments In ...…

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas on this week's KOTN, as the gang goes over their favorite Christmas songs and looks at the NFC North playoff picture! Special Guest: Godger Roodell MBA aka The Evil Commissioner.By Kings of the North.

You'll never forget this week's Kings of the North, as our good friend and recently reinstated NFL player C.T. Edison joins us to talk NFC North. Plus, we learn what the gang is thankful for and what our favorite things about Thanksgiving are! Segments The Bar - 0:12 Commissioners Corner - 32:12 Pass the Gravy - 34:00 Four Down Territory - 52:1 ...…

On this weeks episode the KOTN crew discusses the Packers big win against the Brock Osweiler lead Miami Dolphins, whether or not Rhobs Lions are officially over after getting eviscerated by Mitchell and Da Bears, and things get personal, musical, and romantic on the Chopping Block. After the zaniness subsides Beefcake sharpens his pencils and w ...…

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It's bleak day in the KOTN studios with the Vikings, Packers and Lions coming off of losses while the Bears vault back into first place in the division race. They say that shared misery makes good company, but that is not the case on this episode as we channel our inner Clay Matthews for some violent QB hits and debate Aaron Rodgers love life o ...…

Purple Moses joins the KOTN Gang with a bottle of kosher vino and three stone tablets full of sports knowledge and hot takes! He makes his aliyah on the Vikings dominant victory over the New York Football Jets before we put him to test with two games; The NFC North Dating Game and a round of Rhobs brutally difficult NFC North Jeopardy. Will he ...…

For the first time since Week 1 Beefcake and The Professor are both coming off of wins! Their joy quickly turns to rage as the personal attacks start mounting during our most brutal segments; Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard, Roughing the Passer, and The Chopping Block - our newest segment. That, and a calculated character assassination of Prof ...…

If you're a fan of Mike McCarthy, any kicker not named Sebastian Janikowski, the Packers stock ownership program, Jimmy Butler & Tom Thibodeau, or healthy ACLs consider this your trigger warning, because Chad from Oshkosh is leading us head first into our most explosive episode yet. Crack open a cold one as the Evil Commissioner accuses of coll ...…

Sparks fly on this week's Kings of the North as the Professor copes with the Vikings' recent losing and the Beefcake revels in a shutout victory. Plus, a new edition of Over/Under, and the gang pick their favorite comedy movie villains! Segments The Bar - 0:10 Commissioners Corner - 24:22 Over/Under - 28:16 Four Down Territory - 39:03 Outro & R ...…

The stakes have never been higher on this week's Kings of the North as Rhob, Professor Pigskin, and the Beefcake all vie for the fandom of the Fairweather Fanboy; plus, we endure another infuriating voicemail from the Evil Commissioner, debut the extremely controversial segment Roughing the Passer, and respond to fan feedback! All that, and the ...…

A tie?! What the hell is that?! Professor and Beefcake take solace in each others mediocrity while discussing whose pocket the refs are really in (probably their own). We hear from our Kicking Correspondent, Square Toe, on the state of the Vikings kicking game (spoiler: it sucks). The Evil Commissioner calls in to discuss yet another tie betwee ...…

This week Da Polish Sausage, our Bears correspondent, joins us live in studio to get mercilessly taunted for losing to a one legged QB, things get contentious between Beefcake and Professor Pigskin as they look ahead to the Week 2 Vikings vs Packers match up, hot takes are posted on Bjorn Bjornsons Bjulletin Bjoard, and Professor eats some crow ...…

Rhob, Professor Pigskin, and The Beefcake are back and better than ever, drunk of the warm fuzzy feeling that comes with the false expectations that come before every NFL Season. Join us as we discuss all the important topics; Kirk Cousins or Aaron Rodgers for MVP, how many Packer games Danica Patrick will attend, an Fantasy Football update fro ...…

Join the KOTN Crew as they participate in the first big event of the new NFL Season - a fantasy draft! They are joined by friends of the show that you all know and hate, as well as a few new and exciting friends including Kicking Correspondent 'Square Toe', the evil commissioner 'Godger Roodell, MBA', and the exciting debut of NFL Insider, Bjor ...…

Rhob, Beefcake, and The Professor are joined by Da Polish Sausage react to their Draft Grades from their new friend of the show, the mysterious yet brilliant NFL Insider, Bjorn Bjornson. The gang then heads to The Bar to celebrate the only way they know how, by ordering ridiculous drinks, before returning to the studio to help listeners deciphe ...…

The Professor, Beefcake, and Rhob take a break from day drinking their way through March Madness to do some day drinking while talking about the huge Free Agency moves made by the NFC North, playing some 'Kirk Cousins or other Vikings QB' trivia, and reminiscing about the trip to the Saint Cloud Pizza Hut to celebrate their new NFL Sponsorship ...…

The thrilling conclusion to season one of KOTN brings you Superbowl reactions, tips for what to do with the void in your Sunday afternoons, reflections on the NFL year that was, and a very special trip to The Bar to watch The Beefcake host bar trivia!By Kings of the North.

They did it again. For months The Professor has been hyping his teams Superbowl chances, and for months The Beefcake has been predicting what we all knew would come to pass: The Vikings choked away another NFC Championship game. This episode has something for everyone. Need someone to work through the 7 stages of grief with? The Professor has g ...…

Holy shit you guys. Holy fucking shit! Professor Pigskin is joined this week by fellow die-hard Vikings fan, Purple Moses, and if you thought Stephon Diggs' historic touchdown was good just wait until you hear The Professor and Purple Moses celebrate so hard that The Beefcake boils over into a fuming rage! Rhob tries to cool things down by sugg ...…

The Wildcard round of the playoffs came and went without a NFC North team playing in it, but I guess we'll talk about it anyways, as they are all potential future victims of your Kings of the North, Vikings. We look ahead to the looming Vikings vs Saints matchup where professor predicts a heaping helping of revenge. Lastly, and most importantly ...…

The Professor and Beefcake sit down Rhob and force him to watch the greatest football movie of all time, Remember the Titans! Because we're so full of ourselves we decided to record everything we were talking about while watching the movie. So go ahead and pull out your copy (you know you have one) and sync it up to this episode and it will be ...…

Pour one out (into your mouth, we never waste a drop!) for the 2017 NFL Regular season with Rhob, Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Da Polish Sausage! Will they all jump on the Vikings bandwagon for the playoffs?! No...they don't. But they do drink a lot during this episode, so that's good enough. Join us to pay tribute, make some playoff picks, ...…

The gang is joined yet again by Chad from Oshkosh, who limped his way into our studios after a holiday trip to Lambeau Field to see his Packers get thoroughly dismantled by the Vikings. Tune in to this episode to hear some of The Professors Poetry, hear our New Years Resolutions, and join us as we take a road trip from The Bar to one of Chads f ...…

Join Rhob, The Beefcake, and Professor Pigskin as they take a break from football to discuss an even more controversial topic; the best Christmas Movies of all time! Who do you think picked the best list?By Kings of the North.

Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. After a momentous week in the NFC North that saw the crowning of a new division Champ we invite you to join us in a drink, regardless of what your motivation for doing so is. Whether you are tuning in to pay tribute to the ViKINGS on of the Norse, pour one out as we reminisce about everything that h ...…

On this bonus episode of Kings of the North we are joined by Lauren and Melissa, the hosts of the educational and entertaining podcast, Presidents and Assholes! They join us for a day of food, drinks, football, and all the accompanying rituals that make up 'Game Day'! Give this special 'Extrasode' a listen and hear their thoughts on what it is ...…

Get your glow sticks out because Down Town Petey Brown is bringing the rave to Kings of the North on this weeks episode! DTPB is also a dirty, disgusting Packers fan and he and the Beefcake are insufferably happy after barely beating the worst team in the league. The Professor is the voice of reason, as always, offering perspective on a flukey ...…

The NFL Playoff picture is heating up and so is the Podcast, and not just because of all the Fireball we've been drinking! Professor and Beefcake discuss their big wins that have both teams streaking towards playoff glory now that the 4th quarter of the NFL season has begun. And just when you think things couldn't get any hotter the gang goes t ...…

Conspiracy Theories, The Challenger Space Shuttle, and gravy eating protocol are big topics of discussion on this weeks episode, as well as a little football. Join the gang as they get rowdy in The Bar, spout of cliches during 4 Down Territory, and The Beefcake turns the clock back to January, 1999 for Professors most painful trip down Memory L ...…

With The Beefcake reeling from yet another devastating Packers loss the gang calls in The Sackmaster, another Packers fan, to help him puncture a hole in Professor Pigskins smug demeanor. And seeing how Sackmaster has known the Professor since they were in 5th grade, he might be just the Cheesehead for the job. But just as tensions reach the po ...…

As the Professor rejoices in yet another Vikings Victory, Da Polish Sausage returns to take a verbal beating on par with the beating his pitiful team received at the hands of Brett Hundley and the Limburger Packers. To cheer him up we spent a lot of time talking about ways to integrate the NFL and WWE wrestling and take a trip down Memory Lane ...…

It was a slow week in the NFC North with the Vikings and Bears on bye and the Packers continuing their spiral after a loss to the Lions. However, it was not a slow week on Kings of the North as the Professor gloats, Beefcake denies, Rhob instigates, and we all revel in the splendor that is John Gruden. After an extra long session in the bar the ...…

With the Vikings yawning their way to an easy victory in London and the Packers on their bye week the boys need an in studio guest to help bring the fun. With Hammsburglar locked away in the slammer for crimes against humanity we have turned to is estranged son, Chad from Oshkosh, one of the Wisconsin football systems roughest gems. You will mo ...…

It's another purple-tinted celebration as the Vikings fly off to foggy London town for their first bye week of the year against the Cleveland Browns. The Professor is joined in his mockery of Beefcake by a newly initiated Vikings fan, The Fair-weather Fan, who brings a sense of humor that is more sizzling hot than the ginger mop on his head. Th ...…

They say the first stage of grief is denial and in this episode you get to listen to The Beefcake languish in that stage as he tries to come to grips with a crushing defeat and a crushed collarbone on his star QB. The Professor takes every opportunity to gloat about his victory in the game and in the Slap Bet and the gang discusses a range of t ...…

Da Polish Sausage is back, and The Professor and The Beefcake lap up his tears to fuel their excitement for the impending border battle between the Vikings and Packers. Get hyped with us for this premier NFC North matchup as discuss such hot button topics as Davante Adams being a faker, the Bears unexpected new QB of the future, Brett Favres mo ...…

The Beefcake escaped from his kennel last night, but instead of looking for him Rhob made a few phone calls and we brought in two guests who are even louder, smellier, and more belligerent than The Beefcake, so give a warm Kings of the North welcome to Da Polish Sausage and Hammsburglar! These are two of the crassest, rudest, and most deplorabl ...…

The good times are flowing, and so is the Hamms, as The Professor and Beefcake revel in their teams bouncing back into big early season wins as well as taking delight in Detroit being the most Detroity team that ever Detroited. Things get tense as the clock counts down on our most crunch time 4 Down Territory Yet, and the gloves come off comple ...…

Beefcake and The Professor try to find solace in their teams loss by finding joy in each others pain, talk smack at the bar, and get pumped up over the most exciting Four Down Territory yet, Best Stadium Songs! Segments The Water Cooler The Bar Four Down Territory Memory Lane Outro Beers With The Boys! Memory Lane Part 1 - Randy Moss beats Al H ...…

Beefcake and Professor Pigskin are giddy to celebrate their Week 1 victories, while Rhob leads the gang in a spirited Four Down Territory of the Greatest Sports Movies of all time. A mysterious caller phones in as the episode ends to disparage The Packers. Segments The Water Cooler The Bar - 10:55 Four Down Territory - 20:15 Memory Lane - 31:47 ...…

Beefcake and Professor Pigskin catch you up on the offseason, look ahead to week 1 matchups around the NFC North, debate the best parts of being a NFL fan, and talk about what they're eating during the game. Segments Setting the stage 'Round the division The Bar The Bulletin Board Four Down Territory Snack Corner Memory Lane A special thank you ...…