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68: Date Exit Strategy w/ Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart53:25

3d ago53:25

53:25

"Guys go on Raya just to see how famous of a person they can match with." Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart (This Might Get Weird podcast) discuss their go-to lies to get out of bad dates, share their awful dating experiences, and go through Nicole's Raya profile. Nicole's not feeling so horny and is worried there may be something wrong with her. Sh ...…

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67: Putting Faith in your Love Life w/ Liza Treyger52:35

12d ago52:35

52:35

"Go out into the world with confidence, not desperation." Can crystals and candles help with your love life? Liza Treyger (stand-up, Horace and Pete) joins Nicole to discuss their benefits or lack thereof. They also talk how their religious and spiritual beliefs that help to shape their relationships, in addition to make-up and wardrobe issues, ...…

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66: How to Kiss w/ Matt Ingebretson54:37

19d ago54:37

54:37

"A fun thing that I like to do is when kissing someone, is to open my eyes to see what their face looks like." Matt Ingebretson (Corporate) talks all about kissing - the stress of going in for the first kiss, when to use tongue, and whether you should keep your eyes open or closed for the duration of it. They also discuss whether being on TV ha ...…

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65: Why You Need Couple's Therapy w/ Naomi Ekperigin1:06:25

24d ago1:06:25

1:06:25

"There's nothing I love more than a slutty wedding vibe" Naomi Ekperigin (Broad City) shares her experience dating on Craigslist, why every couple should go to couple's therapy. Nicole describes why she loves going to weddings, and her ideal proposal. Also, Nicole gets a crazy text from her sister, and helps her find a husband. Be sure to check ...…

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64: Eskimo Sisters w/ Skyler Hurt1:04:07

1M ago1:04:07

1:04:07

Nicole met Skyler through Tinder, and they turned out to be eskimo sisters. Things got weird in their relationship real fast when Nicole began dating her ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend - without him knowing. Nicole questions Skyler on why she swiped right on her, why they continued dating despite Nicole's smoking, and asks if she would've still d ...…

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63: Period Horror Stories w/ Toni Charline1:12:52

1M ago1:12:52

1:12:52

Periods suck. Toni Charline (UCB) joins Nicole to share all their embarrassing period-related stories. From their first tampon applications, to getting a period mid-Doughboys recording, and the times they've worn underwear incorrectly. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg ...…

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62: Dealing with Creeps w/ Trixie Mattel1:06:41

2M ago1:06:41

1:06:41

Trixie Mattel (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars Season 3) discusses getting touched by strangers in public, being in an "It's Complicated" relationship on Facebook, shares getting catfish'd by a fan, and of course talks all about Drag Race All Stars! Like Drag Races? Check out Nicole Byer's Drag Race recap podcast What the Tuck? on HeadG ...…

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61: All Things Panties w/ Eliot Glazer1:05:06

2M ago1:05:06

1:05:06

Eliot Glazer (Broad City, New Girl) discusses spending money on nice underwear for your partner, the grimiest requests he's received on dates, and how people need to set boundaries in and out of a relationships. Nicole describes her NYE helicopter ride from hell. Be sure to check out Eliot's podcast, You're Making it Worse! You can play along a ...…

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60: Role-Playing w/ Rachel Bloom53:25

2M ago53:25

53:25

"Good role-playing is just bad improv" Rachel Bloom (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) has an open discussion about finding therapy and using medication to treat mental health. She also discusses why improvisers should not role-play in the bedroom. As kids, Nicole and Rachel both had imaginary friends they would have sex with. Nicole's given up on dating an ...…

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59: Seeking Professional Advice w/ Dr. Chris Donaghue44:18

2M ago44:18

44:18

Dr. Chris Donaghue (Host of Loveline, sex and relationship therapist) provides Nicole with an honest assessment why she may be single. He provides her relationship advice and a Tinder bio makeover. He also shares how to manage dating multiple people at once, the importance of sharing your needs and kinks with your partner, and the importance in ...…

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58: Finding your S/O's Pet Name w/ Elizabeth Ho47:06

2M ago47:06

47:06

Did you know that couples with pet names statistically have longer lasting relationships? In today's episode, Nicole and Elizabeth Ho (Disjointed) consider what pet name they would want to have. Elizabeth discusses what it's like being in a competitive relationship with your S/O, and Nicole's providing relationship advice to fans over DMs. You ...…

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57: Scheduling Your Booty Calls w/ Raiza Licea50:19

3M ago50:19

50:19

"If you're busy, you need to book a dick appointment" Raiza Licea (UCB) agrees that life is busy and sometimes you just gotta book time for a dicking. Nicole goes on a wild date with her Lyft driver, and reads her latest failed Tinder conversations. Nicole also discusses some crazy kinks and reveals a few of her own. You can play along and see ...…

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56: Dating Gay Twins w/ Joel Kim Booster53:26

3M ago53:26

53:26

"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet" Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, an ...…

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55: Getting Past Dick Size w/ Lisa Hanawalt53:40

3M ago53:40

53:40

"He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend." Lisa Hanawalt (Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurabl ...…

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54: Love, Lust, and Infatuation w/ Baron Vaughn1:00:24

3M ago1:00:24

1:00:24

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt." Baron Vaughn (Corporate, The New Negros) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the rec ...…

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53: Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading w/ Inessa Frantowski56:15

4M ago56:15

56:15

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance. Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on ...…

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52: Dating for Personality or Looks w/ Erin Whitehead1:00:56

4M ago1:00:56

1:00:56

"The thought of you inside me makes me upset" Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on h ...…

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51: Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport w/ Justin Noble56:58

4M ago56:58

56:58

"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here." Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're prett ...…

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50: Is It OK to Google Your Dates? w/ Kara Klenk1:04:58

4M ago1:04:58

1:04:58

"He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me" Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk (Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cau ...…

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49: Vagina Talk w/ Megan Neuringer1:02:37

5M ago1:02:37

1:02:37

"With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman." Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecol ...…

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48: Sex Tips to Make Your Girl Cum w/ Ify Nwadiwe58:28

5M ago58:28

58:28

"I promise you, you'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy" Ify Nwadiwe (@midnight, Buzzfeed Video, Nerdificent Podcast) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stori ...…

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47: Ice Cold Kiss w/ Tony Rodriguez1:00:36

5M ago1:00:36

1:00:36

Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on ...…

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46: Limp Dick w/ Pandora Boxx57:05

5M ago57:05

57:05

Pandora Boxx (RuPaul's Drag Race) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags. Check out Pandora's new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on YouTube. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: ht ...…

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45: Nicole's Horny w/ Mary Sasson57:25

6M ago57:25

57:25

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleB ...…

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44: The Trouble with Threesomes w/ Jazzmyne Robbins53:03

6M ago53:03

53:03

Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars o ...…

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43: Sex Tapes w/ Roz Drezfalez53:23

6M ago53:23

53:23

Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub. Roz's Instagram: @rozdrezfalez Roz's Podcast: The Gasp You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her ...…

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42: Nicole Plays Matchmaker w/ Jason Kim49:15

6M ago49:15

49:15

Jason Kim (Love, Girls) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sur ...…

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41: Booty Call Horror Story w/ Jameela Jamil59:48

6M ago59:48

59:48

Jameela Jamil (The Good Place) discuss how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date. Check out Jameela's "I Weigh" Instagram, a movement for us to feel valuable and see how amazing we are, beyond the flesh on our bones. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos ...…

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40: Woke Therapy w/ Fiona Landers47:25

7M ago47:25

47:25

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches. You can play along and see Nicole's Ti ...…

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39: Wes from Nailed It is here!51:35

7M ago51:35

51:35

Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It, creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they've had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleBye ...…

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38: Why'd You Stop Dating Me? w/ Nick Snow58:04

7M ago58:04

58:04

Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Nicole ...…

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37: Nicole Answers a Dating Questionnaire w/ Ego Nwodim1:03:24

7M ago1:03:24

1:03:24

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.c ...…

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36: Boyfriendless Forever w/ Marcella Arguello59:11

8M ago59:11

59:11

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't ...…

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35: Shoplifting Stories w/ Sabrina Jalees56:44

8M ago56:44

56:44

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won ...…

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34: Nicole's Opening Bumble Messages w/ Fran Gillespie1:08:22

8M ago1:08:22

1:08:22

Fran Gillespie (SNL, Love, The Good Place) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerCo ...…

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33: Nicole's Latest Tinder Failures w/ John Mason & Nicholas Stavola53:46

8M ago53:46

53:46

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't ...…

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32: Racism in Hollywood w/ Oscar Montoya1:18:42

9M ago1:18:42

1:18:42

Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars ...…

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31: Love, Marriage, and Taxes w/ Nick Wiger1:05:48

9M ago1:05:48

1:05:48

Nick Wiger (Doughboys, I Love You America) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once. You can play along and see Nicole's ...…

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30: Why Won't You Bake with Me w/ Carl Tart58:09

9M ago58:09

58:09

Carl Tart (Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It!, and why they like swearing in front of kids. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won ...…

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29: Dating Thick w/ Jon Gabrus1:04:13

9M ago1:04:13

1:04:13

The incredible Jon Gabrus (Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads ...…

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28: Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! w/ Zeke Nicholson1:02:06

9M ago1:02:06

1:02:06

Zeke Nicholson (A.P. Bio, Take My Wife, Lopez) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy B ...…

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27: Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality w/ Zainab Johnson49:34

10M ago49:34

49:34

Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerCome ...…

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26: Getting Paid for Sex w/ Meatball and Big Dipper1:02:43

10M ago1:02:43

1:02:43

Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they've gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for her next birthday. You DON'T want to miss this episode. You can play along and see Nicole's ...…

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25: Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 w/ Eureka O'Hara51:06

10M ago51:06

51:06

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara (RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the audience. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https: ...…

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24: The World is Pretty Unfair w/ Jake Weisman59:49

10M ago59:49

59:49

Jake Weisman (Corporate) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure t ...…

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23: Advice from a Married Couple w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene1:02:17

11M ago1:02:17

1:02:17

It's Why Won't You Date Me's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) discuss the crazy drunken story that nearly made them break up. Nicole shares the times she catfished guys on AIM and also shares her virginity story. This episode is juicy, juicy, juicy and you don' ...…

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22: Lying About Your Age Online w/ Molly Tarlov47:14

11M ago47:14

47:14

Molly Tarlov (MTV's Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podca ...…

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21: Body Positivity w/ Tess Holliday51:10

11M ago51:10

51:10

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You ...…

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20: Masturbating to Food w/ Marcy Jarreau58:17

11M ago58:17

58:17

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole, Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup. Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.face ...…

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19: Nicole's finally on Raya! w/ Eliza Skinner1:00:24

12M ago1:00:24

1:00:24

With the help from Eliza Skinner (The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you. You can play along and ...…

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