Ep 46 - RUMU “I love not this”

Bad Playstyle: A video game book club

Lawnmower real bad ORZ
Nazis i guess? We rumplestiltskin keynans firstborn
DEATH TO AMERICA I MEAN COPYRIGHT LAWS
Keynan waxes power fantasy about DBD
Asymmetrical multiplayer predator game!
They make a slurry
HI DAKOTA
Owen talks MTG arena
Thats not what a battle pass is Owen
Kerbal space program
Owen ONLY likes PORNO games
Sengoku Rance is a really good game. I got stuck on the chocobo guys
FUCK smash brothers
Matt tells stories about his work
FUCK RUMU
Locked controls fuck off
Lecture DRM jerk off motion
Remember consolitis? This game has MOBILITIS
Minigames in RUMU fuck off
VO was strong though
Take responsibility for your actions and creations
Shout outs to ROOMBO the home invasion shooter
Can’t just be sad the whole time
Star Trek DS9
Not enough chekovs guns, too many doom keycards
Tacoma is this but with good game design
Matt pitches a better version of the game
Hey dude, think about your new player experience
Keynan makes a promise he will not keep.
The bad control scheme might be on purpose but it is still bad.
Matt pitches his second conspiracy theory of the night
Dialogue trees are actually better if they have no effect mechanically.
Oh except Bethesda. That shit suck
OH FUCK THE PHARAMONE GAME IN DUCE SEX TREE
Fuck the division bullet sponges
MOVING ON
1 payday 2
0 spelunky
2 FNV
0 tie fighter
2 alpha centauri
Yes golden toilet skull
Keynan wrestles waxotic
AMAZIN’
Wrestling succession crisis
Owen stop saying dick picks
Guybrush threepwood
Amazon primesassan