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You. Are. Welcome. Witches. This episode with the mega-gifted astrologer & Pro-Witch Sarah Paasch is a gift for your ears and your soul. Leah, Rach, and Sarah sync up in a metaphysical “red-tent” to let all their wisdom flow! You will *finally* understand Mercury retrograde, why you should welcome its confusion (FYI: “confusion preceeds clarity”), and Sarah breaks down birth charts for these basic witches. Leah preps for her Saturn Return, Rach preps for her sexual healing retreat, and Sarah (@sarah_paasch) shares how the stars were her gateway drug in going from a pharmacist to a psychic in her spiritual “coming out” story. In closing, the three women pull one Goddess Card reading to rule them all.

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