Panto Dames and Christmas Shopping with a Difference

Don Woods

We are now out of the top 20 when it comes to children’s education…which is hardly surprising considering the country is run by morons…..the teachers are on a hiding to nothing these days…it needs a qualified teacher to get into the government and run the system instead of the chinless wonder we are stuck with…..a coach of a young village football team has got the sack for telling the kids he has no time for losers…only winning will do !!!....OH this caused a major outcry from the parents…we can’t have winners and losers…EVERYONE must be the same…no wonder it’s difficult to find an English footballer in the Premiership. The panto dame will soon be a thing of the past…because a bloke dressing as a woman is not PC….I’ve heard it all now….and as for the principle boy…what are the dads supposed to watch if she goes?…..a principle boy slapping a long shapely leg…Yes Please !!!! The latest thing from the police is to shop anyone who you think is over the limit…even your own mates…and if they get a prosecution you get £200….interesting eh?....…I think we need to try and get older heads on to the youngsters. Chester has been given an award for being an historic city…it beat the likes of Venice,Bruge and Prague……personally I think Chester is a masterpiece….the town itself is class and has a great atmosphere not to mention the walk around the Wall….I am fortunate enough to do a bit of kayaking in The River Dee which runs through it…scenery doesn’t get any better than that…Chester Rocks !!! There are quite a few ageing popstars making a bit of a come back….Boy George has got a good song out and he sings it well and has developed a likeable way about him…unlike uncle Rod Stewart who has made an album all about himself…….I was never a fan of Sinatra because all he ever did was sing about himself….and I wish Robbie Williams would get over himself…he is a GREAT performer (one of the best) but he always has to be stupidly suggestive… Russell Watson is a good lad and he has made a record showing the rough edge to his voice and it’s brilliant….I’m not into the opera stuff..it all sounds the same..but this one is the biz…go Russ!!!