This week Joe and Newg discuss the Kavanaugh hearings, the Marvel vs. DC cinematic universes, and the upcoming Joker origin story

This week Newg and Joe talk about sandwiches, who won the MGK and Eminem rap battle, and a "this or that" with food.

GI Joe and Newg talk about good whiskey, good beers, Pumpkin spice lattes, Joe Rogan and Elon Musk, and pretty much go all over the map on this one.

GI Joe and the Newg go down the rabbit hole about racism & sterotypes, The First Man movie, and their thoughts on the word "Daddy"

GI Joe and Newg are back!! Aaaaand they're drunk! We know you're not surprised. These week they discuss double standards between men and women, socialism in America, what it would be like to own their own island, and tell some pretty f*cked up jokes.

GI Joe and the Newg are back with another fine episode of freedom and f*ckery. This week they discuss getting drunk at baseball games, trends coming full circle, and Joe goes on a rant about the grocery store.

GI Joe and The Newg are back with another fine and fun filled episode. This week they discuss bad first dates and Newg being Joe's inner voice when dating, their concept for a new dating show, and dismal school lunches.

This week GI Joe and the Newg discuss inter-service rivalry in the military, the direction that comedy has taken in a very PC world, and how warning labels are messing with the process of human evolution.

This week GI Joe and the Newg get a little rowdy and discuss their top 5 best and worst bands of all time, Bob Sagat and the human response, and what it's like swallowing a hard 12. And we're not referring to penis hahaha

This week Joe and Newg talk about how to deal with nasty people, Jackie Chan, immigration, slavery, and the appropriate time to get high

This week the boys take it down to a bit of a serious note and touch on veteran transition issues and their time in military service. But wait, there's more! we didn't forget about the laughs

GI Joe and the Newg are coming off the heels of the birthday of our beloved America. This week, they discuss the art of shaving, amazon shopping addictions, Scarlett Johansson, and this week in american history.

GI Joe and The Newg are back! this weeks episode the guys talk about day spas for your balls, male shaving practices and how real music is dying.

GI Joe and the Newg are back! This week, they discuss the ideal blow job, shit holes, American history and bleached booty holes.

This week Joe and Newg discuss comically large penises, what their porn star name would be, Chelsea Manning and Rock Operas.

This week Joe and Newg ring in the new year by discussing proper etiquette during a devil's threesome, Ron Jeremy's illustrious career, and the effects of having a girlfriend on your netflix account.

The Newg and GI Joe Christmas Special!!!! The guys talk about the best and worst christmas songs, braving the stores during the holiday season and the safest way to use a glory hole in a truck stop bathroom.

GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss CCW reciprocity, women's empowerment and bedazzling your pet's B-Hole. And we let Newg rant quite a bit on this one.

This week is our longest episode yet. GI Joe and The Newg answer a series of questions that are part of a super secret interview process for a fortune 500 company. The answers tend to get a little personal, but the guys are more than willing to go in balls deep.

The Newg is back and in rare form! This week the guys talk about Terry Crews getting groped, "Meet a Black Person" events, and anal sex tutorials.

This week Joe is flying solo for your aural pleasure (nailed it). We get to hear him talk about Colin Kapernick in GQ, the first robot citizen, and a vibrator that allows you to store the ashes of a loved one.

GI Joe and the Newg discuss doing the #OneChipChallenge, Bowe Bergdhal and the Thank You For Your Service movie.

This week Newg and GI Joe talk about ANTIFA, and getting guilt tripped into donating to charities at the grocery store, and spicy foods with its effects on the human body

This week, GI Joe and the Newg share their distaste and disdain for hipsters and the weird names they give their children.

GI Joe and the Newg are back!!!!! this week, the guys take things on a serious note. They discuss our rights as Americans, the tragedy that occured in Las Vegas, and education. Be sure to stay tuned for further shenanigans next week!

This week Joe and Newg get all hopped up on zimas and discuss Rob Kardashian's twitter tirade, American history and Amelia Earhart's possible survival.

Joe and Newg are back with another freedom filled episode. This week they discuss the best and worst of american beer.

Joe and Newg play a little game called "Truth or Drink" and answer burning questions about their friendship.

Joe and Newg this week talk about shitty customer service, "environmentally friendly" cars, and feminism in hollywood.

Joe and The Newg talk the london terror attacks, hangovers and climate change.

This week Newg and Joe tear Kathy Griffin a new one. They discuss the possible direction that human evolution may go, and banter about sports.

GI Joe and the Newg are back with another fine episode. This week they talk about the lost art of conversation, TV shows, celebrity meltdowns and the reason for revoking Joe's man card and give you a safety brief before the long weekend for Memorial Day.

Joe and Newg celebrate Cinco de Mayo like the gringos they are, complete with tequila, tacos and beer.

Newg and Joe are back with another fine episode. This week they talk about the Aaron Hernandez murders, hyptothetical things they would do for money, prescription drugs and medical Marijuana

Newg and Joe discuss the US airstrikes in Syria, motorcyles and battle with their ADD

Newg and Joe are at it again. The guys go on a tirade about delicious booze, bands that suck, and their first music album purchases.

Joe and Newg go deep down the proverbial rabbit hole in this episode while all juiced up on Kraken Rum

Joe and The Newg are back with another brand new episode and ready for some St. Paddy's Day shenanigans.

The first episode of the Drunken Patriot Podcast. GI Joe and The Newg, kick off their new show with a special guest and a fan fav from their Voice of Absurdity day. Special thank you to Metal Patriot for their rendition of the Star Spangled Banner and Flogging Molly for their song "If I Ever Leave This World Alive"…

The final episode of the Voice of Absurdity. Joe and Newg discuss guns, the subway, debauchery, and give a freedom boner worth epic sendoff> Stay tuned for their new podcast Drunken Patriot. Special thanks to the band Europe for our intro music and Metal Patriot for our outro music.

Newg and Joe are back with another fantastic edition of our show. This week they talk the superbowl, how to do a proper helicopter, and films

Joe and Newg discuss the interwebs, the military, and general fuckery

GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss fitness, social standards and recycling.

Newg and Joe talk about the up and coming entitled generation, snow storm shenanigans, and general banter.

Joe and Newg recap their holiday shenannigans.

Joe and Newg are back after a 2 week hiatus and hilarity ensues. They also have a very special announcement for the fans.

Newg and Joe talk about dysfunctional holiday events, what they're thankful for, their new found fascination with Orajel.

Joe and Newg recap the aftermath of last week's episode, protestors, and re-evaluate Newg's life decisions

Newg and Joe give their recap of the US presidential election, their take on the results, their opinion of people's reactions and allegiance to America and their respective services.

Joe and Newg share various funny stories from their past, talk sports, and Joe goes on a tirade of voice impressions.