Drunken Patriot (podcast)

This week Joe and Newg ring in the new year by discussing proper etiquette during a devil's threesome, Ron Jeremy's illustrious career, and the effects of having a girlfriend on your netflix account.

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Episode 23: The Christmas Glory Hole1:23:31

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The Newg and GI Joe Christmas Special!!!! The guys talk about the best and worst christmas songs, braving the stores during the holiday season and the safest way to use a glory hole in a truck stop bathroom.

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Episode 22: Bedazzle Your Dog's A**hole1:12:23

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GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss CCW reciprocity, women's empowerment and bedazzling your pet's B-Hole. And we let Newg rant quite a bit on this one.

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Episode 21: Long, Strong & Tasty1:49:49

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This week is our longest episode yet. GI Joe and The Newg answer a series of questions that are part of a super secret interview process for a fortune 500 company. The answers tend to get a little personal, but the guys are more than willing to go in balls deep.

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Episode 20: If D*cks Had Wings1:22:03

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The Newg is back and in rare form! This week the guys talk about Terry Crews getting groped, "Meet a Black Person" events, and anal sex tutorials.

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Episode 19: Using Your Loved One As A Dildo27:41

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This week Joe is flying solo for your aural pleasure (nailed it). We get to hear him talk about Colin Kapernick in GQ, the first robot citizen, and a vibrator that allows you to store the ashes of a loved one.

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Episode 18: Fire In The Hole1:04:54

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GI Joe and the Newg discuss doing the #OneChipChallenge, Bowe Bergdhal and the Thank You For Your Service movie.

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Episode 17: Can You Put A Pussy In My Lap?1:13:56

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This week Newg and GI Joe talk about ANTIFA, and getting guilt tripped into donating to charities at the grocery store, and spicy foods with its effects on the human body

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Episode 16: JudgeMENTAL1:15:47

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This week, GI Joe and the Newg share their distaste and disdain for hipsters and the weird names they give their children.

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Episode 15: It's Been A While1:29:43

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GI Joe and the Newg are back!!!!! this week, the guys take things on a serious note. They discuss our rights as Americans, the tragedy that occured in Las Vegas, and education. Be sure to stay tuned for further shenanigans next week!

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Episode 14: Zomething Different1:06:24

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This week Joe and Newg get all hopped up on zimas and discuss Rob Kardashian's twitter tirade, American history and Amelia Earhart's possible survival.

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Episode 13: Because Merica... That's Why.1:05:37

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Joe and Newg are back with another freedom filled episode. This week they discuss the best and worst of american beer.

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Episode 12: Truth Or Drink1:11:16

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Joe and Newg play a little game called "Truth or Drink" and answer burning questions about their friendship.

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Episode 11: Free Newg1:00:02

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Joe and Newg this week talk about shitty customer service, "environmentally friendly" cars, and feminism in hollywood.

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Episode 10: F*ck You Im Millwall1:10:06

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Joe and The Newg talk the london terror attacks, hangovers and climate change.

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Episode 9: F*ck You Kathy Griffin1:04:47

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This week Newg and Joe tear Kathy Griffin a new one. They discuss the possible direction that human evolution may go, and banter about sports.

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Episode 8: We're Revoking Joe's Man Card1:09:17

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GI Joe and the Newg are back with another fine episode. This week they talk about the lost art of conversation, TV shows, celebrity meltdowns and the reason for revoking Joe's man card and give you a safety brief before the long weekend for Memorial Day.

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Episode 7: Cinco de Drinko1:06:02

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Joe and Newg celebrate Cinco de Mayo like the gringos they are, complete with tequila, tacos and beer.

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Episode 6: First And Schlong1:01:06

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Newg and Joe are back with another fine episode. This week they talk about the Aaron Hernandez murders, hyptothetical things they would do for money, prescription drugs and medical Marijuana

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Episode 5: All Jokes Assad1:20:59

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Newg and Joe discuss the US airstrikes in Syria, motorcyles and battle with their ADD

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Episode 4: Booze 1011:13:10

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Newg and Joe are at it again. The guys go on a tirade about delicious booze, bands that suck, and their first music album purchases.

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Episode 3: Drunken Circumcision1:05:25

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Joe and Newg go deep down the proverbial rabbit hole in this episode while all juiced up on Kraken Rum

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Episode 2: Turnt Up For Jesus57:03

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Joe and The Newg are back with another brand new episode and ready for some St. Paddy's Day shenanigans.

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Episode 1: The Funeral Of Seamus1:11:09

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The first episode of the Drunken Patriot Podcast. GI Joe and The Newg, kick off their new show with a special guest and a fan fav from their Voice of Absurdity day. Special thank you to Metal Patriot for their rendition of the Star Spangled Banner and Flogging Molly for their song "If I Ever Leave This World Alive"…

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VOA Ep. 47: Cash Me Ousside, How Bout DP?1:03:16

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The final episode of the Voice of Absurdity. Joe and Newg discuss guns, the subway, debauchery, and give a freedom boner worth epic sendoff> Stay tuned for their new podcast Drunken Patriot. Special thanks to the band Europe for our intro music and Metal Patriot for our outro music.

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VOA Ep. 46: Lift vs. Drag51:13

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Newg and Joe are back with another fantastic edition of our show. This week they talk the superbowl, how to do a proper helicopter, and films

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VOA Ep. 45: Handjob Cabin1:02:00

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Joe and Newg discuss the interwebs, the military, and general fuckery

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VOA Ep. 44: Working For The Weekend1:06:07

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GI Joe and The Newg are back! This week they discuss fitness, social standards and recycling.

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VOA Ep. 43: Our Special Snowflake45:29

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Newg and Joe talk about the up and coming entitled generation, snow storm shenanigans, and general banter.

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VOA Ep. 42: Happy Horidays51:37

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Joe and Newg recap their holiday shenannigans.

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VOA Ep. 41: I Stole The Mona Lisa59:16

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Joe and Newg are back after a 2 week hiatus and hilarity ensues. They also have a very special announcement for the fans.

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VOA Ep. 40: There I Was, Getting Stuffed53:24

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Newg and Joe talk about dysfunctional holiday events, what they're thankful for, their new found fascination with Orajel.

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VOA Ep. 39: PSA: Don't Shit On The Floor57:16

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Joe and Newg recap the aftermath of last week's episode, protestors, and re-evaluate Newg's life decisions

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VOA Ep. 38: I GOP'd My Pants1:18:59

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Newg and Joe give their recap of the US presidential election, their take on the results, their opinion of people's reactions and allegiance to America and their respective services.

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VOA Ep. 37: Why Would Charlie Sheen Be Riding Me?57:11

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Joe and Newg share various funny stories from their past, talk sports, and Joe goes on a tirade of voice impressions.

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VOA Ep. 36: Cuntentious B*tch1:06:49

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Episode 36: Newg and Joe get slightly stupid on politics, Halloween, past holiday shenningans and dabble in their personal lives. A huge shout out and thanks to fellow entertainer Ross Patterson of the Drinkin Bros Podcast for our tribute to Harambe

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VOA Ep. 35: If You Won't Put Your D*ck In It, Don't Put Your Hand In It1:07:09

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Newg and Joe Talk politics, movie remakes, double standards, internet trends and the jack wagons on the subway.

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VOA Ep. 34: That's A Bad Kitty1:11:12

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Joe and Newg discuss the Trump recordings, the presidential debate, slactivism, and various random stories.

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VOA Ep. 33: The 'Merican Horror Story1:04:33

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Joe and Newg talk about suicide prevention, clown sightings, halloween costumes and the American horror story.

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VOA Ep. 32: Black Cookie and Pink Tuna55:42

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Newg and Joe talk about their new drink recipe, various relatable dad to day situations, the environment, and dick pic ettiquette

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VOA Ep. 31: Harambe Patronus1:06:58

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Joe and Newg this week, talk sports, hookers, whiskey, STDs, and the NFL

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VOA Ep. 30: VOA for President52:47

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Newg and Joe are joined this week by a special guest. They discuss the NFL, politics, Harambe and various drunken stories.

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VOA Ep. 29: American & Proud1:03:41

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This week Newg and Joe pay tribute to the victims of 9/11. They talk about social ignorance, and their "Mount Rushmore of Actors"

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VOA Ep. 28: F*ck Your Sensitivity1:04:04

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Newg and Joe Talk modern rap music versus old school, youtube censorship, pet peeves and social issues

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VOA Ep. 27: My Waxed Black Hole1:09:47

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Joe and Newg talk about their new video coming out, science and science fiction. They delve into the political arena and the abscure... ALIENS.

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VOA Ep. 26: Put Your D*ck In And F*ck Sh*t Up58:27

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Joe and Newg are a drunk this week after watching Range 15 (The #1 independent comedy film of the year, made by veterans for veterans. The boys give a short review of the movie, talk a little about their time in military service, and introduce a new segment into the show.

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VOA Ep. 25: Twisted Medal1:15:02

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The Joe and The Newg are back with another episode. This week, the boys discuss the olymics along with an entertaining live commentary, and dabble in politics.

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VOA Ep. 24: The Booze Brothers38:19

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Joe and Newg are starting a new business venture. Weddings and sports grace this weeks episode along with their take on the 2016 Olympics in Rio

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