DDYH S2 E1- Holly Jolly Jedi

Dude, Did You Hear?

Christmas is around the corner and Dave is escaping Flat Earth with Sir Patrick Stewart and Trolley. He’s finally made contact with Andy and boy… do they have some stories for you. Like a drunk man cooking his own food at a Waffle House, a woman trying to get pregnant with a ghost, and the secret that lies at the heart of North Korea.

Oh, and the new Star Wars movie is tearing all of nerd-dom apart. Dave and Andy discuss The Last Jedi.

Welcome to Season Two, you filthy animals!

Dude, did you hear?

We’re drinking Blazing World from Modern Times and Northern Lights IPA from Starhill Brewery. But Andy is already a few drinks ahead of Dave, so he's gonna hit Waffle House after this.

Quickdraws include an enshrined VHS tape in an unexpected place, the discovery of a new type chocolate, Krampusnacht, Activision’s stinky lawsuit on a tiny family-owned business, the reason It’s A Wonderful Life is a Christmas classic, and a 6-year-old that is probably more successful than you.

Sometimes you need to take matters into your own hands. That’s just what one man did at a Waffle House in South Carolina. He may not be the hero we deserve but he’s the hero we need.

Your phone’s GPS is rotting your brain and ruining your innate sense of direction. Dave finally has the university studies to prove it. Feel free to beat someone over the head with it, the data- not a blunt object.

A man forgot where he parked his car in the 90s and just gave up. Luckily for him, he found the car. Unluckily for him, he found it in 2017.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has officially pissed off half of all Star Wars fans. Where do Dave and Andy fall in that debate? This isn’t going to go the way you think it will. There's a safe space incorporated for those among you who haven't yet found your place in all of this. (Don’t worry, we’ll let you know when we get into spoilers.)

Andy recommends The Stormlight Archive – starting with Book 1 “The Way of Kings.” It’s an incredibly unique and engaging fantasy series that is sure to be a future hit show on a streaming service near you.

Dave recommends Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets – it's visually stunning and super fun. Just give it 20 minutes or so to get going.

Andy doesn’t recommend picking a school mascot without thinking about the plural of that mascot. One dad has started a protest, because he didn’t want his kids playing for the “penises.”

Dave doesn’t recommend ghosting. Or trying to get pregnant by a ghost. Or being a "spiritual guidance counselor." Or naming your child Amethyst Realm.

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