EP 157 – The Descent (2005)

Films and Swearing: A Movie Podcast

Alright folks! We’re into week four of our Horror Season! We’re into week 3 of our Halloween Horror Season and we step into the nineties with Neil Marshalls THE DESCENT (2005). Prior to the film discussion, we warm our vocal cords by discussing recent films, Stoo went and saw THOR: RAGNAROK and Mike caught 6 DAYS.

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