Freelance's Bongo Bongo Bookclub: Thugs Cry 3 (Part Four; Cool Cream's Pig Farm)

Freelance Elf

MINNEAPOLIS LOOT CREW REPORTING IN! TONIGHT'S EPISODE INCLUDES MUSIC TO RIOT TO! Nothing quite like watching multiple cities in the United States being literally burnt to the ground while any semblance of 'Law & Order' goes right out the window. This is the kind of shit that Livestreaming and Bongo was made for! Stay safe everyone, and make sure you get yourselves some free gamer gear before it's all said and done! Join us at The Round Table as we gather together for another weekly testicle torture session with one of Bongo's most special guests! COOL CREAM! We'll witness as Nard is not only RAPED by a retarded woman but also convinced that his true future and REAL profits are to be found in 'pig farming', not gang banging, we'll shield our eyes with fear as Rah's sister literally shits on a man's face, we'll watch in awe as Cream has a mental breakdown, the likes of which Bongo hasn't seen since Berry Picker was selected to read, we'll cheer with absolute delight as the entire cast of this weeks episode receives a shipment of 100lbs of SNICKERS BARS courtesy of the Newark Police Department! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll try in vain to play Xbox with The Fuck Wizard! - Freelance (Myself) - Sweepy (Dale) (Recording Nigga) - Dona Rogue - Nay Nay Goodpussy - Big Jew - Gay Cream - Cool Cream - Elf Respecter 1488 - Kyle (Kenny) Larson (@1891nu1 on twitter) - Neto The music that was used in this weeks episode is as follows: Intro: Andrew Sisters & Danny Kaye - Civilization (Bongo Bongo Bongo) Intermission #1: Sidewalks and Skeletons - Sleep Paralysis Intermission #2: Mega Drive - Crimewave Intermission #3: Irving Force - Crime Scanner Outro: The Toxic Avenger - Make This Right