This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "Where is Good?", the story of a husband trying to forgive his wife for getting raped and failing. Yes, it's that bad. In fact, if anything, it's worse than I'm making it sound. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co ...…

This week, the guys team of for an atheist review of O.B.A.M. Nude, the story of a giant baby. I mean, that's not what the filmmaker would tell you it was about, but trust us, it's about a giant baby. Come see us in London! We’re live on Saturday, October 6th, and you can get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-l ...…

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of "New World Order", the story of a bunch of people waiting around for a plot to break out. Check out more of Thomas Smith on Serious Inquiries Only, The Opening Arguments Podcast, Philosophers in Space, and Comedy Shoeshine. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes V ...…

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a review of "The Climate Hustle", the story of how the world was duped by "big environment" into believing that math and physics are real. You can hear more from Cara here: https://www.carasantamaria.com/ See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london- ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Perfect Stranger, the story of a woman who winds up on a blind date with Jesus and can't think of anything interesting to talk about. See us live in London October 6th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a ...…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Voiceless, a sympathetic look at one of those guys who screams at women on their way into clinics about how they're gonna burn in hell for murdering their babies. Come see us in London! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to make a pe ...…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Bibleman, Episode 4... or, at least, what Pureflix had incorrectly labeled as episode 4. It was actually episode 2 of season 2. So don't be surprised if you're a little lost. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you c ...…

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Unmiracle, the story of a few dudes who had enough money for a little Kevin Sorbo, but not a lot. To see us live in London in October, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volu ...…

On this week's episode, we team up for an atheist review of "Masterless", the story of a bored white guy who's pretty sure his sword moves are too sweet for a movie about any subject less than Jesus himself. See us live in London: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of ...…

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of Sunday School Musical; the story of a desperately rushed production that just barely made it out in time to catch the "grandma who might think it's High School Musical" wave. See Rebecca's show! She's always that funny. Find out more here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.c ...…

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of the pilot episode of Bibleman, which somehow led to additional episodes of Bibleman. To see us live in London on October 6th, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-london-tickets-47591873575 If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribe ...…

This week, guest masochists Mark and Doug from the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of "God's Army 2: States of Grace"; the story of a Mormon writer/director who really wants us to believe that going on a Mormon mission is an unrelenting series of action sequences. For more info on our 10/6 live show in London, click here: h ...…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Singles Ward", the story of a bunch of Mormons telling Mormon jokes and us wondering what the hell is going on. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-S ...…

This week, Frank and Dan from the Thank God I'm Atheist podcast join us to break down three Mormon shorts that all share a dark secret. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/ ...…

This week, Bryce Blankenagel joins us to debunk about 4% of the lies in this movie, because to get them all, this episode would have to be several months long. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-At ...…

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here ...…

This week, we team up for an atheist review of The Moment After II: The Awakening, the story of a writer being challenged to make even less happen in this one than in the first one and succeeding beyond anyone's expectations. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, click here. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; ...…

On this week's episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Moment After", the story of David AR White not having enough money to make a big budget flick like Black Rider just yet. To see Citation Needed live in Chicago on August 11th, click here. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays ...…

This week, Natalie Newell joins us for a skeptical review of The Beautiful Truth, the story of a man losing his mind with a 1990s camcorder running the whole time. To check out Natalie's documentary, click here: http://www.sciencemomsdoc.com/ To check out the Parenthetical Science podcast, click here: https://www.parentheticalscience.com/ If yo ...…

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments podcast joins us for an atheist review of "Cries of the Unborn", the story of a bunch of people watching the prequel and being really convinced by it. Check out Andrew's podcast here: http://openargs.com/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays ...…

This week Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bible Man episode 2, "Silencing the Gossip Queen", in which they take on a character that is very clearly a jewish stereotype that they never acknowledge. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find i ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh 2; the charming, animated story of absolutely nothing. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQ ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The T.R.U.T.H. About Dinosaurs", an effort at a kid's video that teaches us that the earth is six thousand years old, dinosaurs and man co-existed, and if you don't believe that, you're going to hell. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 Mor ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of God's Not Dead 3; the story of a Christian movie coming disturbingly close to realizing that the religious people are the bad guys. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.am ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "Paul: Apostle of Christ"; the story of an old woman failing to get into her bag of Twizzlers in the row in front of us, and nothing more interesting than that happening on screen. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scath ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "I Can Only Imagine", the story of a plucky Christian tune that tried to make it all the way to number one on the pop charts, and only fell seventy places short. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you ca ...…

This week, guest masochist Chelsea Davison joins us for an atheist review of "All the King's Horses", the story of why we need International Women's Day. And none of us will ever be okay again. You should follow Chelsea on Twitter: https://twitter.com/chelsea_davison If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 Mo ...…

This week, the gang collectively lose their minds as they delve into a failed dancer's acid trip called Psalty the Songbook. They will never be okay again. Get more info about Nanocon. Get more info about the American Atheist Convention. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Athe ...…

This week, guest masochists Thomas Smith and Aaron Rabi of the Philosophers in Space podcast join us to talk about a movie about magical glasses and pornography; their collective areas of expertise. To learn more about Philosophers in Space, click here. To check out some of Aaron's other work, click here. To check out more of Thomas's other stu ...…

This week, Heath and Eli team up with Mark and Dan from How-To Heretic for a review of Samson. And we're all still covered with oil and honey since we recorded together. If you'd like to hear more from Mark and Dan, click here: https://howtoheretic.com/ Next week's movie is Invisible Enemies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229783/ If you’d like t ...…

If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful To hear more from Keis ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Sobbing Stone, the story of four people looking at a rock and yelling at each other. Seriously... that's the whole movie. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/ ...…

This week, guest masochist Meg Anderson joins us for an atheist review of "October Baby", the story of a botched abortion trying to put the pieces back together again. To hear/see more of Meg, you should go here: http://www.megandersoncomedy.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathin ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Moment of Truth; the story of nothing happening for 30 minutes, and us trying to figure out what to talk about. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essa ...…

This week, Callie and Ari from the Gaytheist Manifesto podcast join us to tempt fate. This week's episode is brought to you by RXBar. To hear more from Callie and Ari, check out the Gaytheist Manifesto: http://www.thegaytheistmanifesto.com/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Athe ...…

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: http ...…

This week Noah, Heath, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Without Reservation, the story of a bunch of white kids with mullets rapping in the first five minutes of the film, and us wishing we were still watching that for the rest of the time. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scath ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed holiday movies of all time. But Eli insisted we make fun of it anyway. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it he ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas Gone Viral; the story of Ray Comfort completely running out of ideas and just doing the same damn video over and over again. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.am ...…

This week, Eli and Heath team up for an atheist review of "Christmas with a Capital C" ... or what we like to call "How the Jew Stole Christmas." If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-eb ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Star, Sony Animation's effort to make a cutsie version of that infanticide filled story of divine rape known as the nativity story. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.a ...…

This week, live from Australia, Ray Comfort offers us up a list of things the bible got right, and he manages it in well under 30 minutes. If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/ ...…

On this week's episode, special guest masochist Devin Heater joins Eli and Noah to discuss the very latest in celibacy during an atheist review of Brigham Young University's very own "How Do I Love Thee?" Learn more about Devin's show here: https://thepit-nyc.com/teams/gypsydanger If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volu ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Bal Ganesh, the charming children's cartoon about lopping the heads off of toddlers and making children out of eczema flakes. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Es ...…

This week, Eli and Noah welcome guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for a review of "The Monster Project", a found footage debacle of a film that somebody told Eli counted as a Christian movie, even though it doesn't. If you'd like to hear more from Rebecca, check her out on Twitter @Rebecca_Vigil, or find her on Instagram at: WhoIsRebeccaVigil. Come ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Let There Be Light; the story of the world's least Christian atheist becoming a Christian because of a drug induced hallucination. Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity bring you exactly what you'd expect Kevin Sorbo and Sean Hannity to bring you. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thin ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Life Zone; the story of a plucky group of kidnappers that saves unborn fetuses from the clutches of their evil, abortion-bent mothers-to-be. With Robert Loggia in it. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of ...…

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of "The Appointment", an early Christiano brothers snuff film. Come see us in Australia! https://www.thinkinc.org.au/skepticon-australia/ If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.am ...…

In this week's episode, Mark and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us live in Salt Lake City for an atheist review of Passage to Zarahemla. It's the charming story of a couple of juvenile car thieves who discover a portal into the Mormon dimension. To check out Mark and Dan's new podcast, the How to Heretic, click here: https://howtoheretic.c ...…