203. Deep Don Knotts Sniff

Miserable Retail Slave

Tommy doesn’t know the difference between slur and slang/ The Pre-Date / The pre-date rulebook/ “no one’s ever been charming in the presence of a scone”/ 2018 - The Year of Scumbags and Forced Apologies/ The Internet - we’re in the business of boning/ That Active Shooter game/ Tommy’s living his best life/ if aliens came to Earth, how long until someone wanted to eat them?/ Octopi are aliens / The Giant Squid/ Hugs from Bigfoot/ Tommy’s Soapbox/Will we take a hike? and Weird Tommy/Quality Question : What if grass is conscious and the smell of freshly cut grass is the smell of souls leaving their bodies?/ Thunderdome- Tampa Man vandalizes cars that reminded of college bullies/ Man spends 4 hours in underwear on top on Wendy’s/ best fast food mascot ever/ Deep Don Knotts Sniff/ The Incredible Mr Limpet talk