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One-take vocals. I'm no rapper either. A Disney Story He’s rich and she’s a bitch The gold digging kind but he doesn’t mind so they’re the perfect match But where’s the catch? Will he kill her with an axe? Or will she kill him? Who will be suffering? Or can they both relax and live their lives together? By the way, her name is Heather and not just because it rhymes It was a popular name at the time and his name is Samuel and it doesn’t rhyme with anything so let’s call him Sam and bam! There you go The prince and his hoe The scene is kind of set But, uh-oh, here comes Anette A natural blonde not an evil brunette All smiling and pure and a virgin I’m sure She’s a vet and his horse is ill so she gives him a pill She doesn’t know it yet but she’ll soon seduce Sam and damn, it’s the grand slam the big win, the big score And Heather, that whore will have to scram and bite the poisoned apple when Anette books the wedding chapel So, how does it happen? Kidnapping? Bitch-slapping? No, it’s simple as pie Anette walks up to the guy and their eyes meet Violins start playing and they tap their feet and start dancing and swaying Then someone suddenly starts drumming and evil Heather gets what’s coming She kind of disappears in a puff of smoke and everyone cheers because some spell broke She probably was a witch and not just a bitch or something and turned into a pumpkin or some other whacky shit and that’s it So, now it’s princess Anette with Sam the prince who was easy to convince that they belong together and I bet that he forgets his ex Heather in a second And I reckon she won’t be mentioned ever again and you know what happens then? They get married, of course and ride off on his healthy horse to the sound of cheers and laughter And live happily ever after with money, love and glory What a shitty Disney story!
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One-take vocals. I'm no rapper either. A Disney Story He’s rich and she’s a bitch The gold digging kind but he doesn’t mind so they’re the perfect match But where’s the catch? Will he kill her with an axe? Or will she kill him? Who will be suffering? Or can they both relax and live their lives together? By the way, her name is Heather and not just because it rhymes It was a popular name at the time and his name is Samuel and it doesn’t rhyme with anything so let’s call him Sam and bam! There you go The prince and his hoe The scene is kind of set But, uh-oh, here comes Anette A natural blonde not an evil brunette All smiling and pure and a virgin I’m sure She’s a vet and his horse is ill so she gives him a pill She doesn’t know it yet but she’ll soon seduce Sam and damn, it’s the grand slam the big win, the big score And Heather, that whore will have to scram and bite the poisoned apple when Anette books the wedding chapel So, how does it happen? Kidnapping? Bitch-slapping? No, it’s simple as pie Anette walks up to the guy and their eyes meet Violins start playing and they tap their feet and start dancing and swaying Then someone suddenly starts drumming and evil Heather gets what’s coming She kind of disappears in a puff of smoke and everyone cheers because some spell broke She probably was a witch and not just a bitch or something and turned into a pumpkin or some other whacky shit and that’s it So, now it’s princess Anette with Sam the prince who was easy to convince that they belong together and I bet that he forgets his ex Heather in a second And I reckon she won’t be mentioned ever again and you know what happens then? They get married, of course and ride off on his healthy horse to the sound of cheers and laughter And live happily ever after with money, love and glory What a shitty Disney story!
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