Deep Fryer - A Rebuttal - OdilonGreen

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As promised in the liner notes to my just-posted Deep Fryer collaboration with @musicsongwriter, here is my (very) quick-and-dirty rebuttal to her lyrical besmirching of the wonderful deep fryer. Deep Fryer: A Rebuttal (c) 2017 Odilon Green CHORUS Everybody gather for the deep fry dinner party Everyone gather for some deep fried treats Everybody gather for the deep fry party If it’s not deep fried, it's nothing I want to eat VERSE 1 For appetizers we got fried mozzarella sticks Fried won tons Fried mac and cheese If you want something classy we got little fried oysters Hot from the fryer They are sure to please Served with the oysters we’ve got some tasty Cocktail sauce Dumped fresh from the jar We'll fry that up too into little fried treats Flavor bursting in your mouth The best you've had so far CHORUS VERSE 2 For the soup course we got fried corn chowder Stuffed in a bread bowl And fried real nice Salad's up next with lots of fried veggies Embedded in a crouton That's fried up twice If you want to make a toast we got some champagne Fried in a dough As part of our spread If you're getting thirsty we got fried soda pop Or if you're looking to get wasted We got fried beer instead CHORUS VERSE 3 Dinner's up next, of course there's fried chicken So juicy and crisp It's too good to be true Got deep fried burgers, dumped in the fryer whole With the pickle and the ketchup And the bun on too Look, here comes the deep water lobster Topped with caviar To give it some bite Cooked to perfection with the utmost care Then finished in the fryer To make it taste all right CHORUS VERSE 4 At last, it's time to be a bit indulgent Healthy food is over Now we're eating for fun The dessert tray is loaded with deep fried pies Crispy ice cream And crunchy sweet buns Fried chocolate cookies are gooey and warm Batter-dipped candy bars Are a thrill But it's deep fried butter that rocks my world I can devour five whole And not have eaten my fill CHORUS BRIDGE Some people say We go a bit overboard Some people say That it's too much fried Those people are wrong They just haven't had A fried food feast With an expert guide CHORUS x2 ... If it isn't deep fried I don't want to eat