What To Do When Grandpa Itchy Is Self-Pleasuring In The Living Room
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You know how your whole family gathers for Thanksgiving and then grandpa excuses himself before everyone else to go watch the football game? Then you saunter in the living room five minutes later and grandpa has his dick out and he's totally jacking it? Sure you do. And why, we ask, would things be any different in a Wookiee household?
Will Hines joins Dave to answer this and other questions raised by the baffling third segment of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
https://pinecast.com/listen/ce824a39-5dd5-4d9d-b681-f968e292b545.mp3Visual Aids
The Empire has decreed martial law via the most frustrating method possible: a game of Snake. Lucasfilm
Martial law is declared with the Instagram Mayfair filter. Lucasfilm
It took Itchy 32 seconds to answer this knock on the family door (note the recessed pull which is very handy for Wookiee mitts). Lucasfilm
Holy shit Itchy, you took so long to answer the door the Empire is now called the First Order. Lucasfilm
Malla looks for a box of Russell Stovers to give to Saun Dann. Lucasfilm
Instead she gives him a kiss. Happy Life Day sucker. Lucasfilm
Lumpy's re-gift. Lucasfilm
Saun Dann provides Itchy with VR porn. Lucasfilm
Put down a tarp and buckle up everyone! Lucasfilm
"She's beautiful!..." Lucasfilm
Hey big Wookiee boy... Lucasfilm
Me? Just being totes casual. Lucasfilm
Quality layout decision. Lucasfilm
"I've made a huge mistake." - Diahann Carroll Lucasfilm
"I continue to make is huge mistake." - Diahann Carroll Lucasfilm
"Oh God, what am I doing?" - Diahann Carroll Lucasfilm
Lucasfilm
"The Miiiiiinnnnnnddddd..." - Diahann Carroll Lucasfilm
"...e...vap..or...a....tor...." - Diahann Carroll Lucasfilm
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