Myrtle the Turtle – Episode 90: PaleOMG Uncensored Podcast

PaleOMG Uncensored

Today on the podcast, I'm talking about my recent travels with my SIL, Ariana Grande and her latest engagement, and why Pete Davidson doesn't deserve to have hands. ____________ Support the podcast by clicking the Subscribe button on iTunes and please a review only if you love the podcast! There is enough negativity in this world, don’t spread more. I love hearing about what YOU want me to talk about so feel free to leave on comment here or on social media with topics you’d like me to cover! And don’t forget, some posts have affiliate links which I may be compensated from. This compensation helps with keeping this blog and up and running! Thank you so much for your support, you guys are amazing! ____________ Episode 90 Transcription! 90 Myrtle Beach This is Juli Bauer from PaleOMG and you are listening to PaleOMG Uncensored. Juli Bauer: Blah! This podcast is being a real son of a B. Carra Roth: Son of a B. Juli Bauer: Son of a B. Luckily, Carra has something to tell the group today. Carra Roth: I got a job? Juli Bauer: Yes! Carra Roth: Yay! Juli Bauer: Congratulations. Carra Roth: Thanks. Juli Bauer: This podcast will forever be boring again. Carra Roth: Aww. Sad! Juli Bauer: Aww! Now I have to record by myself all again. Carra Roth: {laughs} Sorry. Or you could do it on my off hours. Juli Bauer: When is that? Saturday/Sunday? Carra Roth: Yeah. {laughs} Or evenings. Juli Bauer: Yeah. So, you don’t have. Carra Roth: Nights and weekends. Juli Bauer: Yeah. So let’s do; Sundays are cut off from your outside world. You have to only work with me. Carra Roth: {laughs} Yeah. I’ll help you. Juli Bauer: I’ll pay you. Carra Roth: I’m in! Juli Bauer: Ok. Welcome to another episode of PaleOMG Uncensored. Sorry if the audio sounds weird. I mean, it sounds weird every week because I record with my computer. Not even a microphone. This is straight up computer. We had a microphone glitch error; meaning it won’t work and I can’t figure it out until… Carra Roth: Technical difficulties. Juli Bauer: Yeah. So I almost threw the computer at the wall. Look at Michael on the screen right now. So before we started recording for a hot second, and then the computer stopped. And I was telling a story about wearing my new leggings. I’m wearing a blue outfit. It’s a blue kind of day. Like, it’s down in the dumps. It’s kind of sh*tty outside. Carra Roth: Yeah, but that’s a bright blue to brighten it up. Juli Bauer: Yeah. Super fun blue. And this new kid who is like 22 years old. He just started coaching. And he has a Young Life bumper sticker. And I’ve already spoke my truth about bumper stickers. They’re the worst. Carra Roth: {laughs} Juli Bauer: So you know you can’t trust him. Carra Roth: Do most people know what Young Life is? Juli Bauer: I don’t know. Carra Roth: Like, church groups. Juli Bauer: I feel like most people do, but maybe that’s just a Colorado thing. I don’t know. Carra Roth: Yeah, I don’t know. Juli Bauer: Like, ok. Did you ever watch the wild, wild country on Netflix? Carra Roth: I don’t think so. Juli Bauer: So it was where this cult took over this area in Oregon. Carra Roth: OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched half of the first episode. {laughs} Juli Bauer: Yes. So, after they got kicked out, or they left, and left this huge area of land, Young Life took over. So it was like; it went from the crazy cult like people who were having sex in all corners of this area they took over, to Young Life, where you don’t have sex at all. {laughs} Carra Roth: Ok. Juli Bauer: Sex until marriage. I think Young Life is like; don’t have sex until marriage style. Carra Roth: So they’re meeting up weekly? Juli Bauer: So the Young Life group I tried to be part of when I was a teenager. Carra Roth: {laughs} Juli Bauer: But did not fit in. Carra Roth: Because of your teenage angst, or what? Juli Bauer: No, because I'm not religious whatsoever.