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All the great books are written by chaps. This is a simple statement of facts. It is also a statement of fact that no "woman" has ever written a single book in the whole of history. Yet today Dame Barbara Cartland is due to visit the club to unleash her latest novel into the world. How can this circle be squared? More to the point, who has got the bucket and mop?
There is a further issue: Reg would seem to be breaking every rule in Archie's book. He's a health and safety nightmare! Drastic action would seem to be needed.
And whilst we're at it, what the hell is that soup?