Episode 1: Benghazi Tigers

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In the inaugural episode of Serving Ice, Dylan and Justin discuss bad days, bad cats, and bad timing.
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At what I have been on June one two one one one is an nice dark years. Okay, no problem, although is right today. That is
both a the is better. Yes, yes, I sent you an Sunkist and is by stopping a will really is in the Army. So what unit it yet and it
somehow. You can be wasteful and I’m not dead yet so will result in an creepy if you put but don’t lose momentum, water,
though you are in the design of rats and water. That’s how Mountain Dew won their case about the rat in the Mountain Dew
container. They said scientifically if the rat was a Mountain Dew container for the amount of time that the guy was claiming it
would of been completely dissolved into a mushy mush at the bottom again. And since it wasn’t. He was lying and may one get
later productivity. The first thing you heard in all that he ever even if you ever drink a Mountain Dew sludge, it’s probably a rat
welcome to United States All-American practices. Yes, Bush, he would react more than just a what I want to say about that. It
what I mean. I eat really unhealthy stuff all the time I get that it’s unhealthy, but what point is society where were willingly paying
for something to ingest that can dissolve rats because it tastes good, but this seems like the really one hundred Iraqis over and I
pickup us. We are according to animal episode is an a B Simpson one. Yeah, let’s say, episode one episode one. This is one
of serving ice. I am Justin I am due one from Justice Strauser, I guess we can go. You last names. Whatever you whenever I
am troubled his poor mood today actually was that Justin tell me my vehicle was taken in safer inspection okay if I would be
really boring story below China stressed by semester incident into a vehicle and today for inspection and needed some work
done as well bobbled blah. I do it in a nine o’clock this morning. Okay and hassles be awarded to and my mommy got back we
had lunch with the family while the law and I call about twelve o’clock to find out the status of my car yet and nothing happened
never and so they called me back at one thirty and they said they had need, but the car in yet ever so they have my garden.
Appointment and were you just walk in and now I have an appointment at diplomate is you call down, you say, hey, I like to
bring my car in at in the morning Thursday and they say okay, bring it on down out sometime in the morning season schedule
and open as they were essentially you walk in, but you didn’t have to disappoint penalty take exact appointments, but they do
you think you mean it back to tell them what was coming in and they said that was fine, so I have one thirty I called down the
article me back in the same anti- vignette and I’m what I was speechless as I I don’t I don’t know about what you want me to do
that made you speechless: SI, we didn’t get your car done. But like I was passed. I know wants are yelled there was the where
was the history from just remain over the pit was coming from my brain. Why were you wiry pissed off that they didn’t have time
to do your cardio. I understand the fact that you have people before you yet another other people there, but when I say having
to bring my car and on Thursday morning and they say okay good deal. Come on down. You would figure my would assume
that they didn’t wouldn’t mean, hey, we’ll get to your car in six hours and I got morning is such a relative term, but it affects army.
Guess morning. Kabila and fifty nine I have sensitive, but so I have to have my car. I borrowed my parents truck to get the work
and then they call me finally about like a quarter of five and they finally beat the guy explains everything in is that we would
looking for why your car headlight has been out who just fixed it in January and we call the car apart global blog is expensive,
yet so elegant two hundred dollar bill common sense. Not fun, so that everything everything today. After that moment just pass
me off to this picture. I don’t know there. I don’t have a back they we are recording this little after midnight and they told me to
come in tomorrow to get it so is going to be and can be done and ready tomorrow. Suddenly everything today with this me off
well, I think the problem with your exhaust. Maybe the headlight is up as the sea off, you have the rear with the Domino that
that crazy thing that happens when you are try to get some place and everything is making making stopping you from getting
there all the time make them along. Sorry my life and a new know, like those are moments where the course. It happens it
happens all the time that you just don’t notice it when I try to get someplace, but today it seemed like everything was working
against me. There is a huge tractor en route, sixty one, blocking my way and then I took the other turn to come up Snyder down
the road and there was another huge tractor in my way. So there just tractors everywhere. The farmers had out for you that
something, a plan that they did. I think they did. There is a time when I was rushing to my grandparents. I was running late to
meet my grandfather had a doctors appointment and I was behind a house on a highway like Sony is moving for an house, and
they have one blinking like on the other blinking light car in the house was like driving on the white line in the middle and Nate
they had enough room at a quite a few points. There was one point where whatever bridge were I get you to do. We had a
data drive in the middle. Whatever, but they were driving the middle and then when they could’ve been of annoying. Now I’m
just freaking out on my car, Brighton, they just get over house, why are you moving a house. I was yelling, a lot of courthouses
in. I was swearing and using profanity last evening I was wearing and using profanity child on the car taxes go to get some
somewhere, sometime, two minus yeah I guess so. So I get to work and him as out of our listeners know, I work as a reporter,
so I get in, and the story has been begged the last two days is if there is a missing teenager. There is a missing teenager in our
County and they found him, and he was fine. He is well for a run, and he wanted to think how long was he missing for two days
vessels. Maybe Burnitz right here something or other sometimes you think, for while this kid on inexplicably and this kid
inexplicably Howison will ask workable without any rhyme or reason, without any rhyme or reason the story of this kid just me off
theater ballistic missile uses like what the fund of people think they have to than two hours after the two days to thirty days after
the fact when they found time as a unit regularly like whatever I’m in the woods, hang out, it is the story of this kid made me so
angry because he had taxpayer money fund taxpayer-funded police officers looking forum and spending today looking for him. I
just was so angry at this canyon today when I got an early day made know why this kid ran away and around like now and then I
and and I don’t care, as terrible as terrible, terrible me to think that because what it feels legitimately depression problems. We
just wanted to get away like I’m sitting here and I’m like I just don’t compare and I feel like you mortar wars and so I get it. This
is a make you probably angry, maybe not you love cops write you love them take enough of you get enough in the unit away. I
guess these the chief of police then he was then the little dude. The seventh hell was I going to call my friend before we go
anywhere and so the cop pretended to call is friend, that’s awful. And then when he handed him the phone. He grabbed him
when he reached for the phone. He grabbed them as ridiculous is that weird I like this. This kid obviously didn’t want to be
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found, and I don’t understand it. I don’t understand anything in the situation and everything about that kid and a police officer
may be angry. I like Nepalese authorities and eyes dude, I think I’ve worked with them really well, but that story just like I will
like. She pulled the bait and switch will switch so then if they can’t do that leave peacefully, why not just call his phone to a
friend. He’s right there in LA I is that we don’t know why this kid ran away and it just made me angry as I’ve said, and on as I’ve
repeated several times on. There is a girl couple years ago that ran away to and then they spend like a full day looking for and
we never found out why, when they found her why she was astounded friends house. We never found out why she ran away
why she wasn’t coming back and I feel that if you if you’re using taxpayer-funded things like police officers in vehicles and
county resources. I feel like we as the public should know why the fark you ran away, but maybe assist me tonight. I guess I
mean maybe I’m sure through sixteen, seventeen, you’re not aware that like here you if you don’t get it. I realize that and try my
best to get over this anger and podcasting is only right now. Podcasting is is definitely helping me releases anger. I hopefully
will be angry tomorrow on the desert is another situation where some kind of cat and wildcat of Benghazi Tiger know that’s
wrong all Bengal wildcat if a Bengal tiger it’s a function of small historian with them getting hurt. Now while looking jungle cat.
Basically, somebody had it in the city and scratch the owner and got loose and everybody was freaking out the size of the
freaking house cat, and everybody’s freaking out as Oregon, Houston, it highlights spotted jaguar, shape or drive watercolors
and then it’s in Benghazi. I is sobbing of the Tiger that’s what I like to call it so were all the of the office emerges, making fun of
this whole situation in the mood had been fatally adorned his leg is laughing now bitch is to search for yeah, that thing. I think
when you find that that was awesome. I got yesterday wild tigers, all while but has done eight eighty, a competitive new sort of
broke the story late last night and yet it is ridiculously I slept on the cat is on the fearsome house cat story, so I see how to do
what was the owner doing when the cacti when the mother for her discretion, will now catch scratch people upon why or why
were people worried about his cat and rat, Lewis, I understand where Ahmedabad and that my bosses like that. I love us and
they happen, I know that my boss found it ridiculous, but he said that we had a need to put something in the paper so that we
don’t look like were ignoring it, but I had a moment that I sent out loud in the office where I said I hope that kid that got lost in a
cat meet each other and fight to the death. That’s awesome. It was him away. Everything in my money is on it at my money ‘s
on the kid, but my hearts on the cat of single bangle and, Lucy singles off. I thought him on the status mixes and the kids
running amok, just like spray paint on walls like taken drug tests. Did they find that I don’t think they found the gap so might end
in it might end in sadness. We like you think the cat will meet up with that teenager. Like I said, now now understand if you
need up with the truck. I’m sorry it. Your face is one of the yet in their tiny little things. It was suggested that through the ones
of the state and are there both on the loose development in the letter and I noticed a funky cat. So, essentially, a cat is out of
run out and live a taste for flesh in the dollars they are technically while animals are the nicest everything as if everything is
technically while these cats and I guess I was. I was trying to justify what we’re looking at the photos were you trying to justify
justify it. I used up before I I want to use that I was try to justify these cats to my coworkers what were first look at the pictures I
know our bobcats about the same size of of those things flagrantly than other side of house cats do not enable bobcats are you
Balkan expert in barbaric idea Bagan expert. I’m not a Bobcat expert, but I would think our bobcats really that dangerous.
Actually, Malden, the educational person, but really as a Bobcat so threat him. This is a piece of the Bobcat as Isaiah Mike are
bobcats about the same size and I think we probably would freak out if a bobcat in Brolin into the city and are want a police
officer one. A Bobcat. Yes, the rest of my day was just being angry at cars and cats and teenagers, and then going to a public
barrel meeting town hall meeting and having it take forever his people were arguing about stupid stuff that only why is
interesting stuff. I guess was that it was even now, nobody close it was not at this meeting. This was a small, visible meeting
on the big-time borough, therapy, time, counting a municipal so why I’m a busy poor mood, so make me happy if you know what
I mean. I saw someone with a ice heard a joke today okay as is in the event that a German update is then American and a
Swede walk and will bar in Sweden. That’s minutes of vigorous and unaltered. This bucket. The venture. You can follow that
talking about attributable to get community. However what I needed to. I think I needed to express how angry I been all day
and I think I fixed it must get out of your day to learn this him. I don’t know. Else Manuel Don the need to know beer real.
Yeah, I is for my soul. I wouldn’t have all this. So Justin. We moved recently, we didn’t move recently do you remember that
time the made the neighbors think they were everywhere crazy deviants. Now the meet lease of the story, Justin. I moved
recently couple blocks up from where we were couple blocks from where we used to live it does. I moved a couple blocks up
from where we used to live in a quiet neighborhood. Yet there seems to be this a lot of like older people. The walk dogs. A lot
of younger people walked out a little middle that a lot of dogs in the neighborhood access to walk why would dogs. We lived in
the sort of an alley before him… how we live our ministry Jessie alley with weird weird neighbors weird racist neighbors– suite.
We live in an alley before and that we didn’t see a whole. We saw some hoodlums walk likable child lock by drunk a lot. The
LNS Danielle stuff and I would invite them, and let us like a crazy person would. Yes, I would invite these crazy people in the
house and the one time a guy came up on the porch and I gave him a beer and we were having a conversation. I offered me
drugs and Mike. It was a good than this other time. People asked if I wanted to go with them. I think they started yelling
offensive things to me and I just didn’t get. I wasn’t like oh yeah, I was like, what’s up there. It’s like your memories. You’re
going to have her fun as I like yelling for you to be something like that, unlike Iliad and the party and so they they wound up
inviting me with them to the party. I think our friend bad. I think our friend is on the porch with like him. Definition go and I think
we’re going somewhere else. The time otherwise like I want to go. Sometimes we go. Remember John, we deftly get out of
the ownership proposition is how you only do get I I I got the essay sometimes renders the lettuce and yet in the minerals in the
area that happens is a load of his alley. Why don’t people would walk by, but now we live on the street and there’s a lot of dogs
a lot by gift people so that the dogs walking the people. The doctor walk in the well, it’s what happens for life, so this is so unlike
so using read a couple of the neighbors walked up to me. I’m usually pretty friendly and was let out your talk about the neighbor
2 / 3that walked up and down and you forget that in the studies is a assessment is a couple neighbors walk-up in and introduce
themselves understand so much in my life going on the needs to get figured out something like negative things in front to put in
place and take care of right eye. I’ve by now my usual friendly self instilling on his right in the label record worrying up right right
son sitting outside smoking once in this neighbor walks up the street and i.e. I’ve met them before, briefly when he was walking
with his wife and kids, just saying hi Mike, welcome neighborhoods of putting what this time he walked up specifically to talk to
me. He walked he walks about how I like the neighborhood of its goodness and nineties, like yellow bring the wife and kids buy
to me sometime as I J I remain there and then as I was like I have a remain there. Justin opens the door shirtless and with a
Halloween mask on any corrals because he can’t see that there is a man out there with me there, just as in like shorts and
dozens of bigger hairy dude, and I’m playing area. I had a big belly well I am just as he opens the door just as hairy mess with
the Halloween mask audio horror and me and me and you look over him and I was like there is now an and the guy goes all yet
hailed by some easy and just talking turns and leaves, and I’m like I might like to do differently. Just let me let me back and up
tight sets out to learn from my perspective at this time so we just moved in. I think I know two or three days before this, this
moment happened so I am trying to organize my room and as a morning my room. Unlike taking the boxes of item of the closet
and I run across is Halloween mask that I like to call the man beast. The man beast was a movie I put movie in quotation marks
because it was terrible, but it was a short film. I guess that I made with Dylan. The couple are my friends and its mask is a
monster math with orange hair fiery orange hair. So I’m like on the move. These it would be really funny if I put this mass going
to love my shirt like in the movie, go outside and like growl at Dylan and that he be like how a man beast and then we have a
good-natured laugh and everything would be hunky-dory. I think that’s the only way that they could’ve made that situation more
awkward as I would’ve said all the man said that so dude like I was assigned to ignore it. I think it’s normal behavior can I did
want to be like. I don’t know why my reasoning is shirtless and in a massive right now what thought like others us as I walked in
after dude leaves us like that. He was pretty abruptly as I IAAF on their neighbors and doesn’t like what is doesn’t didn’t. I
guess them. Note on your neighbors. They’re how old are like as I in our view values sitting where you are sitting there for, and
now my learning inanimate as I opened the door see you. I go a and then I opened up a little further realizes that do standing
there and on the mice. My skivvies, but like shorts. Apparently so short short short shorts, gym shorts. The effect is particularly
slightly worse than short shorts, gym shorts and a hairy freegan sweater of a just and the mask, and I realize of the dude
standing there, so I quickly shut the door, but you didn’t see me and he asked he, absolutely cellular. He saw enough of you to
want to get the font data. Picturing what this guy thing you know, so, because right before he was. He was like counting the
wife and kids by Denise love you name it and picture now being like all my God, there’s a couple sexual deviance like that the
fat one puts automatic flux. The little want while I corralling the cuff and life. I don’t want my wife and kids around these weirdos
with welcome to the neighborhood make us in terms of enabling of the cake with poison in it, or maybe I’ve say on Todd Strube
is your daughter is disposed at the I’m I a i.e. I was once told on the perfect mix of the Barents wink, and that was a really cool
complement- another call, otters, so I guess I’m an otter. Yet the idea about giving hand jobs for MacBook. Once I met it
completely differently. You want to talk about how how I want to give your MacBook if anyone is out there, please hit me up.
Anyway is a MacBook laying around that I was going as a duo talk about how you think were a couple, but just last to know. I’ll
leave that for later. Not you people get to know us not forget, I began busted out now because the nuns be like, apparently
because a lot of affection for each other, but once they know us and they expressed a love, then I think I can hit them with the
young man his mouth. It’s difficult. I just want to be a good follow-up for our for that last story. Yeah, I mean sometimes. I
guess sometimes I think I wonder if Justin on again like Dallas talk about it. I get jealous of weird points. The basis for a boy
with you so late, anguish, and on the dates and baby among get any younger, getting any younger and I was like I’m just a
stepping stone to you. I’ve never thought to a future where I would with Justin only yet Dylan says that sometimes Johnson’s
liberal, but I been with them for three years so you think what I think that we are a couple I would know that you think him and
yeah, I guess. I guess we can call that an episode yet proud at how we were finding things off giveaway. We just had an idea
and we say, you just got served. Now I was really only need over the think. Thanks for listening and things were listening to
everybody. I imagine I imagine that we will probably set up some stuff. Some social media only after root finally get some
things other than approved and the bullpen by the sun will probably have it so you say it yet. We need to check the help I don’t
know who exploited. Find us a specialist in everybody. Find a somewhat wider somewhere on the Internet. I really have no
real I just find a summer job or how will you we don’t know serving ices taken on Twitter I I just as safe as I does this find us find
us to have a moral, immoral, this podcast moral podcast. I like living with you what else to become a well-known lullaby casts its
identity to be a cat is a handicap. It’s okay to be a cat is always in the side of the house cat. If you’re an even bigger now is not
even okay to be a cat is definitely not be will freak out was your microcap universe people off. Secondly, if year if the mechanic
doesn’t get a look at your car. Don’t let it ruin your day. Thirdly, I like living with my roommate. I like living within coast by
soliciting fineness by the