Episode 28: We Can Make A Mess Like Nobody’s Business

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In Episode 28, Bill, Justin, and Dylan each share a story where they get into a jam, make a mess, or encounter a disaster.

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Janet and I had a bill tried to do, fight club causally right now, but it’s really late to the other. now they had to let you know no national advantages, but we can fire someone you know how to data has to be like an unknown number is there to see you calling them in there and I know that that they don’t work for you. late one of the rules of this game, you just fire somebody you don’t know we just call up and say, listen, buddy. you don’t need the work. I was going to look up an out-of-state phone number and call someone out of state, I just dial random telephone number where I was like two one three area code and the horse romance, no voicemail– their candidate to know if any of was done many FICA cloning, feel free to find the somewhere and let us know this feels like something that we would deal, we would set up this awesome idea. like a homework assignment, you give people to do, and promised that were going to do it ourselves, and then don’t do it. so we have to have had a NASDAQ other people to do it anyway. we currently consume unnecessary and totally consumed a robotic media now know we can set the date for that. that is, we want everyone to consume with us in heaven discussion. yeah, robot media nursing, we can recently on financing as I have a couple of sci-fi friends will be so cool and applicable to his room along and maybe now essential about forever welcome to another episode asserted#. I said that tests of fight club, next week if anybody did any good one, so please find us and let us know car voicemail: eight hundred serving ice. that’s not our phone number and call it on fire. whoever answered the law should allow for some, I have always didn’t do it good for me to admit him into it how you are my second question was can you guys tell me about a time where this is the question topic yet. can you start off as ten yields of the that is a yes or no answer. okay, I gotcha I was thinking that it would be fun if we went around in a circle and each in a triangle is translated as a you a refund( returns and told the best story. we can think of where we made a mess or really destroyed eventually forgot ourselves or someone we know and care about into a jam to have a good idea. there yet. Justin do you have on either the first okay there so many for me. is there one account to my way. like all that was such a disaster. I can’t believe that I caused X, X, Y or even a time you embarrass yourself. maybe once we fill the pieces around you write that something about a remember the first time I did LSD. that’s called acid. also, also known as acid. this is your past. oh yeah, I haven’t done anything like that in at least fourteen years, a Democrat, even in hard drugs. he that I’m not a and illegal drug user. currently, probably neither yet seldom tells me you are not a good idea. well, I would like this. somebody tells me it’s not a good idea to do anything illegal or admit to anything illegal got to sell. so the first time you hypothetically did the palace gates are you in the past you can’t get in trouble. it’s not illegal to be high. oddly enough, it is illegal have these drugs on you. you can be high, as long as you’re not operating vehicle whore in public, I think, but this was in public, it was very strange. there were several things that happened, my friends and I we decided that we were going to do this. I was with my lady friend at the time, and two other friends. one of my friends have decided to not partake in any sort of recreational hallucinogens in order to be sober one, just in case she wants to hear, so he was going to drive us to the mall I’ll go do something else probably get sued or something there. the weird thing about drugs. this is that especially like something like I said is that doing normal everyday things is a total of venture going to the mall is one of the customer easiest things you can think of doing action high today yet it’s insane. so the first, they were reduced of the playground. that’s right. where do we go to the playground and as were driving on the road. my friends car broke down, as we worked turning crossing traffic and we almost got hit, but I don’t remember that because I was out of my mind is car was pronounced we had to call his parents does nobody else had anybody else that we’ve tried calling everybody and their use. I like this, parents, and his dad came and picked us up so as I’m out of my mind. I’m hanging out with them these parents have never met and then they were like you’re acting really weird like my friends were like year to give us away sober to put you in this room and my friend had a little sister and she had one of those three foot tall Barbie dolls and she kept coming into the bedroom where they had snowed me while we were looking for another ride to the mall and she kept coming in and just putting the barcode of that room, and then leave a further look like that with some ship to do that. she was like eight may be, and I don’t know why she thought it was such a great idea, but it was probably my reaction is my reaction wasn’t the best receipt. honestly, I do. yeah, it was terrifying. I may have a real little dog that had really bad skin ferreted out to and then you find out later that they don’t really have a dog in this dirty little effort what layout was so weird and then we ended up getting a hold of one of our friends and then they drove us back to my house and the kid who was the sober one who is going to continue driver like will just take my car so we ended up going back to my house, which was like fifteen miles from where we were we got a ride and we went got my car. the problem was as of the kid who was the sober one. he was the drummer in our band and we had taken the drums out of his car and put them in my car to store them while we drove around in his car. so then we had to take the drums out of my car and bring them into my home which I was living with my parents at the time. so picture this, you’re carrying a drum set into a home at like eight o’clock at night while your parents are watching Casper the friendly ghost the live-action movie and your timekeeping on LSE yet that Orwell was like what is going on. so, like I just I got to put this in the bedroom I got for these in the bedroom. you know couldn’t look at my parents or anything like that and were like room all see and so we go to the mall. we got there about ten minutes before they closed, and for whatever reason we ended up getting a ride from another friend is leaving my car there. 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I remember there are people who are giving eyeballs their site on the bathroom, and Simeon followed me in one of the eyeball givers and I remember them ‘s him base and it was like a reading something on the bathroom stall was a limerick or whatever and then the last part of a set of really loud guy donor was the cadence was the dead is dead dead dead that, and then the one for the man-made bill yeah and then follow the great big pill. I don’t know, but on LSD. he was highest in the and that’s the story of Bill. so if it was, and that’s the story of Bill and then he goes. I said, and that’s the story of Bill and then I resume or open and like five other people came in and him standing there and all these people are in a semi circle around me building a motorbike gang of poets, you wrote: yes, so I turned around wash my hands and walked out of the bathroom somehow whoever was near the door didn’t stop me or whatever. like their heart was in it to beat me up or do whatever. I don’t know what they were planning on the here wasn’t just the drugs talking with now. I’m pretty positive because when I walked out. I said to my friend. I was like ADC. this, like, look at the bathroom and tell me if there’s like six people who walk out and like six people walked out as a okay we got to go, so that we went outside and I heard them yelling and arguing with each other, and then one of them came up to me and either yelled at me or hit me and I don’t know what it is because that’s awesome works there weren’t feeling punches you have it hurt her role that. or maybe it didn’t hurt me was just like just the fear and screamed at for your punch during the first half there was legal for easier we can say crazy how necessary are in a jam. now that I actually do have a crazier story. I said I didn’t think I like chili crazy story sizes that you might also reverberate in the Denny’s in my eye when everybody if all men alter mega chicken attacks, no, no, he is legend Vincent Buddhas or agent Bruce Robert, now that’s for my cooking. Billy which the Billy witch doctor .com. they are all just and you have one of those of a drugstore API do you have any junk stories, know all you should have a drug stories whenever no no culture, no, no accidental overdose on the orange juice, orange juice, no probably my biggest story now of getting in a jam with my silly story and I will tell the abridged version here because the Civil War unabridged version just takes a piece of my soul, the USA that story from the runner-up. this is the story that I should probably tell you for back in two thousand ten I was a I used to make YouTube videos, and there is a big community that has popped up and I was going to Philadelphia to meet one of my friends Leslie Glenn met through this whole YouTube thing forward your videos consist of Israeli people as soon as it is like if you forgot Beto ‘s for you. I said, talking and you explain the whole thing to react. I usually was cat videos, and fifteen -year-old kids showing the added build a car yet. I then realizes people that became how conversations dance fun things my life basically a video blog yet radio weblog of you log and I met a lot of people through this him one of these people I went to meet in Philadelphia because she think she was visiting premorbid down that way. that’s closer that she could get all my weight down to see her my car overheated and in the middle of traffic ten minutes outside of Philly anytime out of office on the road and a nice person would pull off the liking of bottled water to cool down and then eventually I couldn’t move it any further and then a nice gentleman took me to the gas station to get some radiator fluid and then brought me back and on the way back we saw PennDOT worker sitting there with his tow truck, and we finally got there and I might know, I call you like, okay, I was out of the car ‘s weight around secretly come back and then I would put greater food in. I thought everything was fine. I drove another five mins on the road. my car overheated PennDOT driver grabbed it to get to the parking lot of the target. and from there I was like well I can you haven’t heard from them and get me, but they can’t leave for another couple hours or I can go meet my friend who has been sitting at the train station for three hours now, so went to the galley cat went to the train station had a really nice day with Leslie. it was fun. we ate dinner, we went to Independence Hall and we lay down the law and we just made a video along with video log together of the log, and we write. okay, maybe it’s time to go back to get back to the cab back to my car and as I’m getting out of the cab, I realize I had forgotten my camera case in the cab and your camera case was a camera for your just gotten my yet camcorder that I just purchased a couple weeks before a camera attached picture taker camera. there, a GPS system and a pack of gum. woo hoo as soon as I realized that I and and and I started freaking out and I ran after the Cabinet was already gone. so Leslie and I are try to call the cab company is in the like can you please get that cat that was just here back and like the cat company basically said they didn’t have a real way of communicating with the Cubs, which is such bull ship in today’s day and age seven hogwash. the hot wash as it doesn’t make any sense to me at all. why have a phone number to get a cab near you. if you can’t make it with tabs so you called a cab. HQ and they were like I’m I’m just here man, yet pretty much less play solitaire all day and then pay me in the drivers do what they want. that’s so crazy, yet I’m so angry at that entire company. I’m sure that I has a town of people all the time calling and I’m sure everyone thinks that they are the most important thing in the universe right now. I’m sure he has a generic answer for everyone which is like oh Islamorada two zero times ten is a wrong because I was sober I was supposed absolute best on your behalf. I’m year time I talk about and I get so angry at that cab company. yet how can the gap. how do they send a cab to reorganize. I have no number and you call the number and you say, hey, I met such as at the place. please than the cat hotly litigated there. it wasn’t like a bunch of Kathy’s sit around like an taxi he could visit around the office. you know, like I guess I better go pick up either Acme just didn’t make any sense at the end of that. I think I literally just left, right, yet you let your left and you started calling the idea so would’ve been a huge deal yet. I imagine people calling a guy five hours ago in being like he just left to send the car back in to that point, the dude left and you call it again asking if I have I received when I didn’t have a receipt. you wouldn’t think to ask even bother to say, here’s a receipt in the you you you you forget how many minority where your C4 was he like trying to help with the kind of like it. the Illini if I asked if I guess if you have the receipt you be in a telecom number was in the video above that have idle now another Saturday. this add-on to have happen agers have what you may have to pull over the side of the road to debate out in carrier pigeon that is was like, what year the old four years ago, twenty ten, gods have four years ago are in wild ended yet. there feels like a year and a half ago. the most yet so we tried calling several different times pretending to be a couple who just got engaged to try to make them take pity on us and the like. we just got engaged on independence lawn. after all, or video footage from our engagements on the way we talk you guys earlier, we promise where looking into it, which I don’t think they were capturing out of a John and Karen went back like our ears on the grinder that, yes, yes, I now dry to get out at the water in order, I was in a cheesesteak, but yet so about time you know what else to do so lovely and I decided with the dinner and then up take her back to the train station. my car is my car had been in the type of vehicle that would overheat and then I would let it sit for a while and then be fine. you let me use your card to go north. a couple times and overheated yet that you didn’t have anything of me find so this time am I okay what should be any different about this time, so I take her back to the train station in the car overheats again in the disguise of this red light, and nine o’clock at night. some freaking out about that and also at the same time. Leslie is trying to call my credit card company to get the receipts, either directly get a receipt. so all these things are happening at the same time and I finally, parents, and I’m like hey listen, if you still can. coming we got in there like okay will be down so you called them in your car initially wrote. yet, I may have to come down yet. recently, we can come down, but we won’t be able to leave until a certain time, and that’s why I want to meet Leslie got out of the INA determine if yes, and then I called to get easier time. yet that’s what I was on sale. I would maximize my time yet and then I called him after my stuff got left the cabin, and I said, everything else is okay. I think I correspond. I now bobble block so yet. by this time, there’s nothing else I can do to get my stuff back until the next day. maybe I know number for the cab from my receipt off of my credit. our company, so I call the police at that time at the red light and I’m like hey my car. you know the street and I don’t know what to do because I don’t live around here and I just don’t want to get hit. I just did it. I don’t know the Bible, which treaty minor really honestly don’t know. I don’t live around here. I know that there is a building right here in the gym like crazies take place right here at liquor store where am I the bus station is literally two blocks away, and the like, okay, Wolf. you know what -year-old we can come help you and I didn’t. and so there like okay will Maple sensibly out but they didn’t, but again, because I in Philadelphia if I’m even if you have a choice between somebody getting murdered in somebody’s car that is how to break down a red light. I’m sure the pick murder every time which is fine, I get it. it would be nice to have somebody come and help make it would’ve been nice so that it will deliver the transition was rested two blocks. she leaves after about an hour and then I met the train station in your drink. I walk around a little bit and I’m like laying down on the bench because I’m just so tired and stressed out. I called Dylan on my pillows that was happening, and at that time, the police approach me and the like, which is the worst site on that I skive please approach me and now I can’t sleep here, I’m not sleeping here and is waiting for my parents, my car broke down. I got all my stuff stolen and they still have targeted the stolen. I almost felt gone and they’re probably just think it might end up making up all the ship right. you give them a homeless dude who just want their crooked and even a nice warm place to write and I like know you, and then build on the phone while this is happening in your file mother at one for dad. I was like, I think I’d is an atrocity like how singular, tell me again, beer and I want a lot of luck involved, don’t take their ship. you don’t need it like you called them for help earlier, the negative bucket show up until you can rest and wait for your parents are safely at night. I was really yeah yeah even but man the phone. I value you and I would be happy in the end I finally was slightly whenever I believe, and so I went outside like all the cabs we run the train station. I figured that’s what this mail so much about the situations you call the police and say please help me right into ministry and we gave him like rough location and I I get that they probably there’s a million places in Philly look just like I’m sure Sally and find what to make no effort, and then four cops just a randomly show up and say hey this is where tourists come in. we can be being an eyesore. get the fark out. you guys just yet awful so frustrating seminary, yeah, definitely… snap+ and they have all the traveling around, whom videoconferencing can even see if they got a message or anything, and they said that they hadn’t gotten the message, whether from the same cab company. I think so. I talk to a lot of different values over the houses frustrating up to begin with when you told me the story originally executed sale you talk to cabbies from the same company) are important in that so finally I went over my car. I just completed my card. my parents got back at that time with my parents and their coming out to help me until my vehicle back to our area which is three hours away. I was like okay but I didn’t put much thought into what they were going to do when they got there. so my dad gets there with his truck and you’re just upset your display. I hope how come soon. hey were coming to tell you and your family about your life hangs people here safety awesome yes to my mother, the truck and my dad without the rope and starts attaching it to the bottom of my car and fight club Tyler durden marla singer just find us Serving Ice racism racist homophobia transphobia transsexual jack Kerouac William s Burroughs Allen Ginsberg autobiography thinking thoughts bipolar curious Dylan sommers Dylan saje Dylan sage William russum bill russum William sokal bill sokal The Bouncing Souls The Gaslight Anthem Crime in Stereo Against Me! Dalek I’m what were you doing in his upward until your car back on what and it’s just a rope. it’s not. not anything at all else is just a flocking heroic will visit thirty four. I wasn’t like white nautical rope. the really fixing associate the Ally William Giuliani and the only license cause. and sadly nodded our anything, whether defined by the bunny rabbit, and I probably raised yet it was like straps to battle yesterday afternoon to see if the straps too, but he’s like a right-wing sarcasm, strut like a strap in the seconds, then you are the one we do. will your innocent in your car and put it in neutral and then I’m when a type. the car behind us. how are you still alive pain and I would like what anything yet so I break you break a lot of what I thought were doing this through the city first and then we get on the turnpike in all fairness I have to tip my hat here than, say, that’s really fun and resourceful chart by good for him. I there are really good when it comes to doing things for me. I just went doing great shot to my parents deserved them. they will do anything for anybody to supersede and help us move, yet highly awesome and by that particular thing, because to get a tow truck and have it towed that can be so much money yet just help with a rope that is, you may not been the safest thing, but that claim you are going on in so we are going down the way breaking news breaking and letting go. when you going and steering and my hands are on the wheel and the height around the wheel and the whiteness of my knuckles are showing and I am stressed out and I’m like sobbing in the yard and I’m just so you know, and I’m writing an unlike God, if I’ve ever done anything wrong. please forgive me. now I build are you want to die does let you go to heaven if I die at home, like all and I’m looking at my file like Lansing, Attica, they don’t want to guide off the road and make what I call the cops right now and tell them overdoing one… that will make this stop. it will make it stop it all go away. we don’t deal with it. and I’ll never have to let them, but enough affection during a color child in her avatar interaction and allow my cousin and avoided by not only been carried out but I was so scared to take my hands off the wheel to give them afraid if I did I’d swerve to the humble. and like I’ve wrap up the car with my dad ‘s truck. everything is going wrong at your paradigm shocks like an arrow in the shot if you like that thing Minutemen just run around people ‘s fees would like to have below hello, you have a feeling of all I would like a tractor-trailer in so we finally get on the turnpike and they let us through all. I hated it. I don’t even know why and I don’t know how will in the unit. Jefferson has that make but there’s easily Sathya Hallinan area right in the taken area tags usually is automated by their summary. taking tickets. unlike the other lame, but I don’t think I saw Blair that they said to my dad. one ticket, but I’m probably wrong about all of them. I even had again as I find out enhancement act of their doing and I think the guy was like bubble bubble blogger like ads is wanting one twenty one p.m. and is paid twice an extra because of them. we do have extra ticket so they can make you pay for the same take it right. if you lose your ticket when you’re on the turnpike, you have to pay the from the gap when it is a smaller amount of money to travel a short distance of anyone acting at their right. but he was taken to make you pay from the beginning of the Turnpike all away to the end, the best of it is pretty much sets, harbors, related that bad. allow me to demonstrate this works probably like that for probably about forty five minutes to an hour on the road and ended stoppers and gas. I get out and I said that I can do the more I’m so stressed out. I cannot do this anymore. I don’t like. please do something different like I don’t know what it is that writers of a different any checks a vehicle and it turns out that the radiator has a hole in it so we can connection. radiator fluid to cool it down. that’s the reason why it won’t work chewing gum. I don’t have a lot of semi- dad graciously volunteers to be a mutt driver seat of my car and let my mom drive the truck and that is me being the passenger side is very nice of them. that’s the rest of the way and went home without only like four five no morning we still sobbing in the truck. now if I was coming down. I wish it was a happy ending to the story. the ending is I got a new radiator, but it broke. that’s what that radiator broke out a week later you to do the same thing with the rope from Shamokin, this young girl by God, that’s only forty five minute. what I wasn’t nearly as bad because now I can have a stressful day that day. Dan is on a turnpike were yet going like ninety my rights normally and I never got my stuff back. I tried every possible way to try to get it back. I tried calling my credit card company getting the cab and that didn’t work and I try: the cab company again. they didn’t find anything that I tried calling I think Holland Karen company does you will, warranty, I have nothing was working there and I go to craigslist for you. you get this item is a long afterwards because I didn’t want to tell you I was doing it at the time I didn’t know you get your hopes up. yeah, I shall be revealing a pleasant surprise. I checked this out as I and that the ending to the story as I got a new vehicle and I really like it, but then you know longer really do YouTube videos, and often in the went through a low point in and then you got a camera and you were like him back on track. many some new videos in the camera was gone, and that’s like me, and I was yet those around time that most like a nail in the coffin. I don’t think the wind like I was getting frustrated because my audience wasn’t growing and you know, I felt like I deserved it. I don’t want to be in place right felt like I deserve something in the same time my camera gets taken away friendly so much where Canada’s video e-mail article friends. she had Erin ensure a and Natalie in here and lay out another notice Google for a McCandless instead, but the people are awesome you have any of those people that I know I think you’re awesome. yeah, yeah, I’ll fear I think it’s like one, but I can get the third two two dead weight which Cameron Cameron that we set the live titles that I actually owe you a lot into her twitter note in regard to deliver loads of room cares yet so that sucks. that was last nail in the coffin. I was also thinking about life with his people being I hate to each pitch like ten or twenty bucks and get Justin a camera right. I thought that might embarrass you if I did that I told you that as well. I have to do something that I think you’re going to thank you for not doing the but I thought I would ability to listen. one of the worst days of my entire why not related to someone’s desk, but also a good time to hang out with your friend, yet in your something view Gallery throw a sure one out there than the authors show out there. I have tons of stories like that but they all are too personal. I feel weird talking Raven where they all involve someone. I don’t want to talk about in a public manner. read something they just don’t want to think about perfecting whatever I haven’t made a mess of this and is in a disaster situation, I created but I’m always afraid that my grandparents on my fathers side think that I’m on drugs and I’m not right I’m always a guide. it will be like hey if you can use drugs recreationally keep you should see a manifestly wanted to go for a man whom I sure might have some great experiences, and I would like to do mushrooms at some point in my life right. I don’t really want to smoke the pots I did when I was. I thought a lot of how I was like fifteen through like seventeen maybe make sense and then one more time. a few years later I think I was like nineteen. I is maybe slightly, so I’ve no I don’t really want to do drugs, but I do wish they were legal for people to do if they decide to do. I would like to defend the software, but as of now, I don’t do any illegal drugs at all. I smoke cigarettes I drink tons of coffee and I drink alcohol, sometimes on it is unclear. do you really will go toward shore. nobody but just because earlier when he’s like that’s a bad idea and I’m like, or maybe it’s not about idea that there is an idea. it’s probably not a good idea that he probably could have yet you said that’s probably a good idea. I was like, or not a good idea if that White House finds the drugs yet yes I do any drugs, but since I haven’t known my grandparents and my father ‘s side, my whole life. I met them recently, which is a whole other same story alternates out, but I meet them recently and they, I think they occupy different world than I occupy you and their supersweet, but they don’t really like tattoos and they don’t be. I have made nostril piercing should there like chewing and allies have uranium is no area is passed have holes in them tight for a while. the purpose that they get attacked by a slanted stapler. I will all and they know that I travel a lot and I go to shows to see bands play and I don’t know if they understand how big a part of my life that is organized or how much I like the travel industry in a new area and check out bookstores in record stores and meet crazy people on the street or same people on the street, make friends and that’s almost the only thing that it makes a feel life is that right, and a lot of times my world hinges on him amounted in a while I get really like on run-scoring earnings, arthritis, get trapped in my own talk festive reality to make sense. so I’m afraid that my grandparents as I’ve done, and I’m just really airheaded and like pretty bizarre to so I’m sure they let slip on it yet. yeah, I’m sure that, like the one year I forgot my grandmother ‘s eye. I remembered her birthday, but I thought it was a day earlier, so I show up to surprise her and I have a couple things that I picked up for her and I put in the third. it was your birthday this year I heard your birthday with some time and this year I put in my phone, calendar, the day ahead of her birthday and her birthday, so that I would not miss it. so my alerts failed somehow there would be two alerts and all right, I would know that was ever that but I don’t think I put Brandon the alert enough to say, like day before grandmother stressed that Iran and I saw grandmother ‘s birthday asked by fun and I don’t know when anyone’s birthday as I don’t I know one person ‘s first African forgot of this year. I barely know my own birthday my right to the miracle, so I show up and I have these gifts and I might have been. she’s pruning plants outside her house and she so excited to see me. I might have a birthday libel are you fruiting plants in your birthday will be put in the plan/ yeah@ analgesic… we are you staying the night. I was like, oh, probably not the as I stuff for United. I like it was pretty sure it’s a something the next day and then she was like a hoax. my birthday is on full tomorrow. I was like oh yeah because no reason for that is what I tried to roll to a throat a little bit and I just fell in a scumbag@ Mike I my calendar. I’m a mess and I’m always late. whenever I go to visit them. I never look put together or drinks properly now and with all the time I spend traveling, I’m afraid they think like always, is going to buy drugs right ELR area to buy drugs and how values in New York this weekend, seeing a band life who drives to New York to see a band bratwurst. he’s buying and selling drugs sure, and that’s totally didn’t know that you probably have you no more stability, if either, but if I thought it’s all yeah I do if they ever bring that out. I think that would be my argument is that if I really dislike this, but have the money yet I don’t think that I was good that you have the money to buy time to look more put together. I remember your birthday and you think I’d hired as our people to remember everything for me. I would need like you and my memory shall ensure that doesn’t help. then again, I’m not trying to shy away from the fact that I used to smoke weed like over ten years ago. let’s this is not constantly afraid and systemwide. I don’t eat meat and they always ask me about you and me and I’m sure they think that what you will happen in this kit was right on the mise got stable through the nose to look at his left ACL in the final box in the that my thing is, I am really self-conscious about and sometimes I feel the need to over explain some of my adventures right. I give than timestamps for everything right so it’s like, look, there’s no time to buy drugs and I think I’m thinking that their thinking it right, but at the same time, it just sounds like you’re like coming up with a very elaborate, may I ask you what you added goals of the terrible three oh seven p.m. I remember it because there is the pigeon right there beside me, no light. what is the vision for a air so pretty sure my parents lady drugs or think you do drugs there and didn’t know they deftly thought I think I bought and sold, and injunction in pretty sure Hani, I mean I would be honest because I think there’s too much of a statement attached to doing drugs. so even if my grandparents asked me like hey what about I did tell someone on their side of the family that I used to smoke weed on my cousin Jess we were having a conversation asset impairment smoking. Levi was a kid and I just off-season may be lethargic. even my grandparents if they asked what he x-rays of the drugs I would outline and reverently to honestly like sometime in the future. I want to try hallucinogens), but it’s just not anything that they asked why I don’t know that they would ever ask right now. maybe they just think about it or maybe don’t even think it may be in my mind. I’m just like they have to think I do drugs. Brian donated on May the gas, so maybe some others harmless outlet mall was in last night she was in the goofy mood is not usually the goofy mood night ‘s likely high and I got it figured out you should know are you high do you do drugs like magic. as you I I I I would like no and no. but you were deflecting right now I’ve got ejected out of the home man bends only. to wrap it up to the dentist in episode one of the more lipids of the admirals. the episode are about the cops don’t talk to cops always morally absent Williams is our hopefully my grandparents something I do drugs may review maybe Justin had a terrible time in Philly will, but thankfully he had his parents to help them out. yes, it sucks that the people didn’t try to find you who found your camera to someone, as I camera now and did not someone has that trial is not a link to friend e-mail( London, they thought, yeah. you know what not to try to climb shaders and just to get nothing right now, so it wouldn’t you were being sarcastic, just not right right back. a summary listing to be like Harley to try to find two idiots if they didn’t, but you actually really just to want is simple. you case you should have simple Google search would bring up your stuff and then paid us a guy in a stupid freaking time company to get a cabbie was like a funny summative to me the camera on a camcorder and check the things price the next guy they got it. processes of the county, said the tabbies but I talked to was like one. there’s a lot of cabbies who might take your stuff and not report it, or to the next person that came in that cab probably took a last I really wanted to believe better. I really want to find your site. I’m the type of guy that would step into a cabin be like holy ship… hey Kathy, yeah, yeah, and that the person that I am, I would hope that the be somebody like that. people just aren’t sometimes are just bastard filling, yeah, yeah, I think that the Doctor Cox quote from scrubs Doctor Cox, Doctor Cox started all three of us here like treating them honest. I am honest to a fault and got myself in trouble for honesty before, but I think there is such a thing as tact and sometimes I do like Academy, the smooth things over, but as far as like finding lost items. I stopped assessed once in Massachusetts. I thought I was going to kill me, I saw this guy breaking a car and I wanted to tell that story is a good for concern. now that story involves a bummer. the best I’ve also been cool to know that when a good one yet. should we continue to be continued. bill your moral is VLC do it, have fun, but make sure you have friends around for when people were crazy. yeah, I feel like none of those early decorated stories were we caused the disaster was all good stories where weird stuff happens not only yeah, what are you I think we all would have had better stories. it’s that was the thing right maybe is a time traveler story the fire going on in the joining was semi- tough talking, time travelers are yet without would like nothing bad happened without you believe that high-density bill is a time travel story I the story where I stopped a guy break into a car and thought I was going to die yet and Justin has some crazy stories revealed lesions are about the sewers and yes, utterly crazy that states it’s still it doodles, crazy, crazy, but happen on your birthday. hey Justin, happy birthday of eleven. so much fun this sewer overflows regularly call: I really go grab the party. yes yeah by solicitor money. now they feel is abandoned bike club next week if they waited any good fighting yesterday finally did any good fight club, Inc. you confront your homework assignment via fineness and where can I find us on the slanderous were somewhere. we are everywhere, not everyone who works were double play, which replaces it was easily easily unjust and I’m doing. I’m Bill and you boozing, deserving of his icicles more like icicles at the just find us.