This week: the boys talk about a man (and drama queen) who "suffers" from 100 orgasms a day, whether Jared Fogel is going to auction off his big, giant jeans and how Jar Jar Binks fails the public racism test.
This week: Chris "The Litigator" Cheney paid an essay writing service to write a scholarly paper about our podcast, John gets alpha'd by the cleaning staff at his office, Slob gets a free meal in a way you wouldn't expect (i.e not out of the garbage), and Deno enjoys the benefits of tricking John and Robby into co-signing his lease.…
This week Deno puts the boys in a deadly trap. John and Robby must complete a series of challenges in under 25 minutes, or Deno's roommate will upload a craigslist post (with their real cell phone numbers) making them internet pedophiles. This is: Hell is Other Slobs.
This week Robby attempts to derail the podcast. "What if there was a street called Anal Ave," he asks. The phrase haunts me; keeps me from a true, restful sleep. Is it a coded message? A prophecy we do not yet understand? I am so tired; so god damn tired.
Deno and Robby give John a "personality interview" with shocking results. John unearths some skeletons from his past. Robby talks about a comedy festival (and the myriad lonely people he met there). Deno rules.
The boys paid a paper writing service for three essays (one of which broke John Donovan.) John further makes a very embarrassing social media gaffe (involving 9/11). Robby has taken up cycling and is one of those guys now. Gross. Additionally, Deno rules.
This week the boys settle the score on who has the bigger balls: John or Robby via a water displacement test. They further discover that, in addition to being monogamous, John is only semi-literate and scored a mere 1000 on his SATs.
Slob and Deno told John they were taking the week off. In reality they interviewed his potential replacement, handsome comedian Mike Coscarelli. BONUS: John (thinking we would all send short clips of how we were spending our labor day) reviews the new Queens of the Stone Age album at the very end.
This week the boys play an RPG where Deno is the dungeon master. John gives a pathetic albeit heartfelt apology and is welcomed back into the fold. John further discusses the time he was hit by a car in front of a five guys. Robby has a big sore ass. It's big, it's wet and it's sore.
The Slobs cold read three plays they wrote. John laments the death of the Linkin Park guy. Linkin Park is his favorite band. Robby gets racist and Deno continues to prove why he is the best one. He is super strong and effortlessly lifts several heavy things over his head.
This week the boys learned that John may or may not have poisoned a bird. Robby receives a very curious friend request live, on air. Deno realizes that as the final editor he has total creative control. And he is the best and coolest one. And also the tallest and strongest.
The boys debate what to call the listeners. Robby eats an article of TimeOut NY on air. Deno discusses going viral/ trying to find his daughter. John Donovan grapples with being Poly on the upper east side.
The boys are arguably too hung over to record a podcast. Robby gets fatter in real time, on air. Deno gets embarrassed by some french babes. John discusses the court case he is currently a juror for in explicit detail. Also, he's poly.