Small Craft Advisory March 27th – Sandwiches

Small Craft Advisory

…SMALL CRAFT ADVISORY IN EFFECT…

THE URGENT REPORTS OF 103 BUOYS AND 46 FIXED STATIONS: WATER WE SEE WATER

OK YES OVER THERE TOO

906 AM PDT TUES MARCH 27 2018

DRIFTING, SHIP, OR OTHER

…WHOTS BOUY NOT AVBL…

…BOUY 51028 NOT AVBL…

ONLY YOU KNOW THE WEATHER AT YOUR POSITION

906 AM PDT MARCH 27 2018

THE WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED A WARNING

SEEK SAFE HARBOR SEEK BRIGHT SKIES

MARGINALIA:

a bar in New Zealand astonishingly not called the Antimatterhorn — what do you suppose is exactly opposite us? — there’s another you somewhere — might even be more than one — Venus flytraps under anaesthesia — the artist who puts the standing people on buildings is Antony Gormley — Canadian church of Satan — Flann O’Brien & the war in heaven — a presumption on the character of Satan — Yeats and aliens — Newton, possibly gay — historical lesbians — they just didn’t call them sandwiches — “beast with eight backs” — identification of drowned sailors through knitting — Bear Attacks: Their Causes And Preventions — comics from the early days of the internet Robotic Wilford Brimley — photoshopped page of birds with human arms — ambient soundcast — domesticated sizable insects — Rappacini’s Daughter — they’re just interns — the first mistake you remember — you just need something where anything can happen and everything has capacity — Bialowieza Forest — the Major Oak.

“Most of the people I knew growing up were eaten by moose.” — J.