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Season 5 Episode 19. Star Trek Wars, a podcast sweeter than a sarsaparilla starburst! This week we review…
The Next Generation- “The First Duty”
Deep Space Nine- “Ties of Blood & Water”
Voyager- “Think Tank”
If you thought we were done talking about “The Fight” and Chakotay, you were wrong! Join us as we sing the new “hit” single, “The Eye of Chakotay”.
Face tattoo, lookin so sweet
Did his time, trained with Boothby
Now That’s a gardener, says to plant all his feet
Then Take the hit and get beaten alive
So many times, in the Badlands
You lose your passion for Starfleet
But Don’t lose your heart you’re getting hit pretty hard
Try’s to kill, has no skill, won’t survive
It’s the eye of Chakotay, theres no thrill in “The Fight”
Showing off all his tattoos that are Tribal
As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night
But he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of Chakotay.
Face to face, he’s tidy and neat
He’s crashed more shuttles then parties,
we’ve seen his past at least we don’t see his feet
just a will to go and kill some Cardies
It’s the eye of the Chakotay, it’s surrounded by Ink
that he got to pay homage to his father
when it comes to building he’s quite good at bathtubs
And he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of the Chakotay
Risin’ up, straight to the top
seska’s havin his baby
but then she died and he fell for Kellin
an unforgettable lady
It’s the eye of the chakotay, it’s those dreams in “the fight”
neelix rubs his body on a table
As the last Maquis commander wants to sleep through the night
But he’s watchin’ us all with the eye of Chakotay.
the eye of the Chakotay
the eye of the Chakotay
the eye of the Chakotay
the eye of the Chakotay
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