My Toddler Pooped A Megazord & Loves To Swear In Restaurants

 
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From Parental As F***
Published May 24 2017
subscribe-on-itunes-270In this episode of the Parental AF podcast my 3-year-old son poops himself a 2-foot-tall Power Rangers Megazord. And we see over 500 deadly reptiles for only $5 at Prehistoric Pets.

The Parental AF Podcast - My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

The Parental AF Podcast – My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

Yep, we finally bribed my little guy enough allow himself to be potty trained. Which took forever and had us pretty much convinced that he was retarded and would be wearing a pull-ups diaper well into junior high and/or junior college someday.

Thank God he proved us wrong. (For now.)

WTF: The Patented BabyBum Baby Butthole Cream Brush

The Parental AF Podcast - My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

Following this amazing parenting triumph my son immediately threw my wife and me down the deepest, saddest well of parenting despair when he started cussing up a storm at our home and later at a family Mothers Day brunch.

This crisis was quickly nipped its little c***s***ing, motherf***ing bud by some emergency, on-the-spot, time outs near a valet parking stand.

Here’s a link to super entertaining documentary about awful Burbank apartment complex that houses child actors and their awful stage parents, The Hollywood Complex, that I talk about on this episode.

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