Jade goes out with her friends from Botched. Kyler is with child. Braeson is on Dad #3. Stephan is proving he might actually be both a bitch and a hoe. Ashley wears an evening gown to a taping of Jerry Springer.

Kail finally discovers her car's bluetooth capabilities. Nova starts planning to move out of the playroom. David finds out he is on a TV show. Jeremy booty calls Leah. Adam is too famous to get hired.

Cole asks to change his name to Lind-DeBoer. Jade's mom seeks eyebrow help from Jenelle. Brianna and her boyfriend of one week celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. Ashley wears her prom dress to a house party.

Dom is everyone's Daddy. Javi gives Stella gas. Adam starts his own..meth lab? Lexi's friends each get 12 promise rings. Brianna adds to her hickey collection.

Jenelle's hair stylist prepares her for life on Mars. Leah auditions to be a modern day Dynasty character. Stephan has deep thoughts about Pepperoni while his Shorty Mama moves on. Jade orders the perfect steak while Ashley is an asshole on the couch by herself.

Sean moves in with his PlayStation. Ashley and Bar ruin a perfectly nice neighborhood. Brianna puts everything she owns on the coffee table. Kail is bougie while Brittany wears the rachet crown in the family.

Jenelle gives her kids the gift of sod. Danae wears his gala pants. Kayla takes a gamble with some seafood alfredo. The only thing messier than Briana is Chelsea's car.

Farrah finds a friend dumber than her. Nessa gets to the real dirt, Nova's farts. Kayla finds out she's tired way too late. Shen teaches Ashley how to bail Bar out of jail.

Ryan twitches while he tells us how sober he is. Andrew fetches a beach towel for Amber to cry into. Tyler does poppers. Farrah and Deb compete for "craziest" OG cast member. Use code TRASHTALK for $10 your first box at www.FabFitFun.com Join for extra content at: Patreon.com/TeenMomTrashTalk Instagram TeenMomTrashTalk Snapchat TMTrashTalk Twit ...…

Ryan goes to a Pill Mill. Andrew morphs into the couch of Amber's dreams. Lexi gives birth sideways. Jade's apartment becomes a halfway house. Special Guest Comedian Jordan Rock Go to FabFitFun.com and use code TRASHTALK for $10 off your first box!

Mackenzie pees on Ryan's lunch. Cate learns makeup application in a treatment facility. Lexi can't fly. Miguel takes over caring for baby Kloie. Bar shows off his jail tattoos during Ashley's pregnancy shoot. **Use code TRASHTALK to save $10 off your first box at www.FABFITFUN.com**

Amber forgets to bring her couch to the store with her. Maci hoards on her kitchen counters. We meet Kyler's mom and everything makes more sense. Shen tries to "muscle her way in" to Ashley's birth canal. Danae is an out of control teen on "Maury." Use code TRASHTALK so you can save $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com…

Cate washes her hair. Maci shares a fake secret. Gary wears his only shirt. Ashley cocks her guns. Kayla sharpens her claws. Lexi plans her wedding. Sean takes his PlayStation elsewhere.

Mackenzie pretends to go to nursing school. Amber plans on losing her house to a famous screenwriter. Nova eats an onion. Lexi wears a denial ring. Danae's mom rocks a jailhouse tattoo while Jade's mom does a marathon in the streets.

Brianna is free of financial burden. Jade runs a barber shop out of her kitchen while her mom runs the Bingo streets. The Pastor's daughter quits stripping. Kayla gets sponsored by Pink lounge wear. Lexi tells the school paper how babies are made.

Tyler's sisters boyfriend Billy charges his ankle monitor at the dinner table as they plan a new family. Gary's mom dresses like a Christmas Tree to reveal the shocking news that she is Gary's biological father. Maci escapes T-money and her 12 kids to sit naked in the jungle. Farrah learns that when you put something in your butt on camera it i ...…

Kyler loses a bar fight. Jade's mom is the female Butch. Danae "mans up". Shen and Bar compete for the title of "Worst Name". Pastor Tea's daughter and her boyfriend spill it. Brittany unsuccessfully tries to escape the Coven.

Maci pretends to seek medical advice for a syndrome she has had for 8 years. Gary wonders if a one eyed meatball is his father. Farrah gets "touchy-feely" with a stackable. Catelynn hot boxes the car with Newports on the way to treatment.

You know what they say, "First wedding is heroin. Second wedding is alcohol" on Ryan and Mack's bigger day. Farrah crisps her labia. Butch gets a free ride to rehab for scoring so high on his drug test. Amber has her annual visit with her former daughter.

Butch's entire family dyes their hair pink in solidarity. Deb hires a firing squad for her wedding. Amber starts her bread and butter cleanse to prepare for the baby. Ryan dresses like a zombie to bring his new son trick or treating while Tyler's sister and her family have a séance in the old house.

MTV gets lazy and complies a bunch of clips we have already seen. Nathans mom stirs up old anger from the hosts. Jenelle's wedding is exactly how we imagined it to be. Gabrielle has been taken out by the flu epidemic via baby mouth kissing and the girls discuss their interview with Farrah's dad, Michael.…

Ryan fakes his own death on the couch. Hudson gets adopted by Jen and Larry. Amber hooks up with her mom. Tyler gets outed as a "Cranky Bottom" and Sophia gets a job as a child robot.

Taylor surprises Maci with a 1997 Lincoln Town Car Limo. Amber plans an unwanted pregnancy. Tyler refuses to take a nap. Debra rows the boat ashore while Michael learns to read.

Sophia gets denied "egg and bowl." Mackenzie pushes a "do-over baby" on Rhine. Butch graduates medical school. Catelynn lies about her horse. Amber lays on a couch in a different state.

Taylor rents an office with a beer keg to talk on the phone about a T-shirt. Andrew leaves his family home for a free ride. Sophia disgusts a drag queen. Cate gets a new look and Butch builds a fence in record time so he will be allowed to go to rehab.

Nova sends Catelynn a loud message about her horse. Rhine and MacTruck's dog tries to put itself up for adoption. Sophia summons the devil during lunch with Grandma. Amber replaces Matt so she can see her daughter.

Sophia has a video audition for a gentleman's club. We are forced to relive Leah's cringe worthy speech. Amber and Matt compete on which new partner has the most arrests. Butch discovers the beauty that is Jenelle, while Gary regrets nothing but the goats.

Mackenzie shops for her "heroin free" wedding dress while Rhine gets a blowie behind the Piggly Wiggly. MTV hires Amber a strung out "cousin." Cate and Ty forget they gave their first born up for adoption. Farrah is a broad who traveled while Aubree has a fling with her future step-dad.

Amber pays for Matt to go in time out. Farrah packs like a teen runaway. Cate forgets to pet her horse. Ryan shoots up because his mom cried. Sophia's hide and seek privileges get revoked. Jenelle "experiments" with heroin for a few years.

Farrah's realtor is granted Sophia's legal guardian, while Michael runs his new business venture, a kennel, from his kitchen. Matt tries to be more independent while escaping in Amber's corvette with his allowance. Viewers plead with Catelynn to stick with her IUD. Ryan graduates from rehab at the top of his class and gets high as a kite to cel ...…

Catelynn gets a horse and the horse gets a goat. Farrah wears an old Halloween wig to her birthday party. Matt goes HAAAAAD. Mack gets her romper handed to her by Amber while Butch cannot pinpoint the cause of his anxiety.

Devoin exposes himself on national TV. Kail couldn't bother putting effort into her baby name. Corey figures out how to Skype. Addie eats a snack and begs for a stogie. Jenelle protects the land from drones. Aubree gets underwhelmed, as usual, by her "new room" in this Season 8 Teen Mom 2 Finale Part 2 and Unseen Moments recap.…

Dr. Drew shoves Teen Mum down our throats. Chelsea gets her Botox just right. Leah joins the cast of Dynasty. Jenelle gets her nose put in the corner and Babs reveals her boat fantasy in this Finale Part 1 recap.

Chelsea surprises herself with a gift from Aubree at her 3rd wedding, Addie eats country crock from the tub, Roxanne morphs into a spider monkey, Kail is not pregnant for the first time in years while David's moves on to the next step of his master plan.

The "Back Door Teen Mom" was shown the door, Aleeah gets called her birth name, Chelsea baby talks at the wedding salon, Kailyns lips take center stage, Briana cannot stop itching her butt while David attempts to flatten Jenelle into THE LAND and more in this Teen Mom 2 Season 8 Episode 17 recap.

Farrah and Simon spray the grass greener on the other side, Kailyn tries to push the baby out on vacation, Leah's mom abuses her lipstick cult, Cole is missing and Brittany casts a spell for one single herp.

Chelsea carries a hunting bag and forces Aubree to hyphenate her name. Jenelle's brain is controlled by David via his sunglasses. Kailyn ruins an entire vacation with a small bikini. Stella morphs into a tiny smurf while Ali #1 and #2 brawl over processed gas station food.

Leah horrifies another group of West Virginians, Aubree romances Watson, Nathans mom shaves his back like a jerk, Joe tells his mom about Vee's ass, Luis disrupts the witches Sabbath, and Jenelle gathers a troff of Alfredo for the land wedding.

In this episode Noelle and Tracey scrape by while Gabrielle becomes a doctor. Briana silently gives birth in front of a crowd, Aubree doesn't touch a dolphin and Leah disappoints a cult.

Jenelle teaches Jace about LAND. Kailyn face times while driving. Luis gets a job to escape the Coven. Papa Randy has a new hobby and Leah dates Corey and Jeremy's love child.

Aubree discusses Adams narcolepsy with Chelsea, Brianna chooses the wrong undergarments for her shower, Leah and Corey make us proud, according to her kids, Kaitlyn is not a chef while David prepares the land for a burial.

David chops the land with a Scythe while Janelle continues to be controlled. Briana rents a house to make party favors and Kailyn's butt distracts us all in a bad way. Leah is sweet to Ali at the doctor. Chelsea and Aubree bake a cake and continue to bore us to death.

Leah drops out of college for the 50th time, Chelsea loves Watson more than Aubree, Jenelle has more baby daddy's than you could shake a stick at, Briana threatens adoption again, while Kailyn's mouth flops more than ever.

The ladies catch up on the last three episodes of Teen Mom 2. We discuss Kail's pregnancy, Leah's new crazy lipstick scam and Briana's incestuous family. Recap of Episodes 3, 4, and 5 of Season 8.

Kail lets the insignificant kid out of the bag, Aubrey throws a boring tantrum, Addy yells about Walmart and Brianna gets called a strong independent woman. Season 8 Episode 2 Recap

Brianna is introduced to the crew, Chelsea bores us, Leah goes back to school, Kailyn and Javi divorce and Jenelle remains the Trash Queen Supreme! Teen Mom 2 Season 8 Episode 1 Recap

The girls discuss the bacon slap heard round the world, Cole's perma baby voice, spiteful Kailyn and Janelle's third baby daddy in this Teen Mom 2 Season 7 recap.

Comedian Tracey Carnazzo recaps Teen Mom OG Season 6 with her co-host and Teen Mom fanatics Gabrielle Fragala and Noelle Winters in their first episode of Teen Mom Trash Talk. Teen Mom OG Season 6 Recap