He had 2 apartments in NY, he had cars, money and a unicorn and now Andrew has a child he doesn't claim with Jenelle. Adam wants Chelsea to "not be dumb" but look at Adam now!

Chelsea gets endorsed by Adderall. Nobody ceases for Jenelle. Kail wants another load from Chris.

Nessa returns from break. Corey is on house arrest. Jahvi plays dumber. Jenelle teaches us that "being gay" is an occupation option. Follow us on IG at @TeenMomTrashTalk

Kails mom auditions for a job as an "Heirloom Quality" baby furniture salesperson so she could make a better life for her and her car cat. We take a look at Briana and the coven in their "pre-playroom" days.

DeVoin gets his bread up in the telly. Havi ain't shit. Chris has Lux 15 minutes per week. David is predicted to kill Barb before Doris, all while Nessa takes a break.

Dr. Miami fills Briana's butt with rage. Nathan hires Farrah as his writing and speech coach. Chelsea may or may not want drama.

Keifer smokes the weefer. Briana holds her shit until Dre arrives. Leah uses a beauty blender she found in the dumpster. Jenelle gaslights her brother Jace because he told Mom on her.

Cole gets so flippin' angry he forgets to get a car wash. Javi goes back to the iPod. Jenelle teaches Jace more about the NRA.

Shirley wears her Abuela's house dress to get her ass done. Kail, Leah and Sierra need a good hair toner in Hawaii. Javi offers to drop Kaiser off to Nathan's mom for more screen time.

Leah dreams of a LuHow. Kail wants Javi's snacks. Jenelle shows Jace the dock where she used to take nude photos and Briana and Roxanne get hot and heavy. Guest Comedian Chanel Ali from Girl Code on MTV @chanel__ali

Briana prepares for her ass deflation. Mommy and David live up to Jace's hype. A walk down memory lane takes us through all of Farrah's chins and noses. Amber's weight and freedom status fluctuate.

Jenelle speaks to another human without permission. Chelsea grows another boring human. Stephan cheats 10 minor times. Brianna and Danae compete for most annoying cast member while Roxanne wins best dramatic exit.

Cole starts his transition into an actual American Flag. Jenelle gets 10 million imaginary followers. Leah does the trailer hop of shame. Briana learns what chess is while her "king" pretends to get deployed.

Jade goes out with her friends from Botched. Kyler is with child. Braeson is on Dad #3. Stephan is proving he might actually be both a bitch and a hoe. Ashley wears an evening gown to a taping of Jerry Springer.

Kail finally discovers her car's bluetooth capabilities. Nova starts planning to move out of the playroom. David finds out he is on a TV show. Jeremy booty calls Leah. Adam is too famous to get hired.

Cole asks to change his name to Lind-DeBoer. Jade's mom seeks eyebrow help from Jenelle. Brianna and her boyfriend of one week celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. Ashley wears her prom dress to a house party.

Dom is everyone's Daddy. Javi gives Stella gas. Adam starts his own..meth lab? Lexi's friends each get 12 promise rings. Brianna adds to her hickey collection.

Jenelle's hair stylist prepares her for life on Mars. Leah auditions to be a modern day Dynasty character. Stephan has deep thoughts about Pepperoni while his Shorty Mama moves on. Jade orders the perfect steak while Ashley is an asshole on the couch by herself.

Sean moves in with his PlayStation. Ashley and Bar ruin a perfectly nice neighborhood. Brianna puts everything she owns on the coffee table. Kail is bougie while Brittany wears the rachet crown in the family.

Jenelle gives her kids the gift of sod. Danae wears his gala pants. Kayla takes a gamble with some seafood alfredo. The only thing messier than Briana is Chelsea's car.

Farrah finds a friend dumber than her. Nessa gets to the real dirt, Nova's farts. Kayla finds out she's tired way too late. Shen teaches Ashley how to bail Bar out of jail.

Ryan twitches while he tells us how sober he is. Andrew fetches a beach towel for Amber to cry into. Tyler does poppers. Farrah and Deb compete for "craziest" OG cast member. Use code TRASHTALK for $10 your first box at www.FabFitFun.com Join for extra content at: Patreon.com/TeenMomTrashTalk Instagram TeenMomTrashTalk Snapchat TMTrashTalk Twit ...…

Ryan goes to a Pill Mill. Andrew morphs into the couch of Amber's dreams. Lexi gives birth sideways. Jade's apartment becomes a halfway house. Special Guest Comedian Jordan Rock

Mackenzie pees on Ryan's lunch. Cate learns makeup application in a treatment facility. Lexi can't fly. Miguel takes over caring for baby Kloie. Bar shows off his jail tattoos during Ashley's pregnancy shoot. **Use code TRASHTALK to save $10 off your first box at www.FABFITFUN.com**

Amber forgets to bring her couch to the store with her. Maci hoards on her kitchen counters. We meet Kyler's mom and everything makes more sense. Shen tries to "muscle her way in" to Ashley's birth canal. Danae is an out of control teen on "Maury." Use code TRASHTALK so you can save $10 off your first box at fabfitfun.com…

Cate washes her hair. Maci shares a fake secret. Gary wears his only shirt. Ashley cocks her guns. Kayla sharpens her claws. Lexi plans her wedding. Sean takes his PlayStation elsewhere.

Mackenzie pretends to go to nursing school. Amber plans on losing her house to a famous screenwriter. Nova eats an onion. Lexi wears a denial ring. Danae's mom rocks a jailhouse tattoo while Jade's mom does a marathon in the streets.