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Blair Williams is in it to win it on Sex Factor! Plus Placenta problems and Ariana Grande is Into You – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 156

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Blair Williams is a contestant on Sex Factor, the reality show about young people rebelling against their parents by competing in a competition for a million dollar porn contract. We are three episodes in, and several contestants have either eliminated been eliminated or arrested on unrelated sexual assault charges, probably. One contestant was even offered a contract from another company, so this is clearly a reality show that finally delivers for the talented. Say what you will about porn, but it’s an industry that rewards talent and hard work… and the ability to swallow cum. I guess that’s a talent. Blair Williams, one of the contestants still in the competition, is the Devil’s Advocates favorite. She’s 21 years old, a Catholic school teacher, curvaceous in the best of ways, has an attitude that shines like her cum-covered smile, and has shown through her actions that she is willing to go the distance. Jerry- she blows with love. As we watch the competition heat up, we see that many of the men are unable to get hard, while some of the women don’t know how to fake the act. The percentage of men who couldn’t get hard for their scenes was oddly reassuring; even attractive men who get hot women aren’t capable of performing the way they lead you to think. If anything, ugly men might be more capable for some reason, as evidenced by The Colonel, who is ugly as sin and also the dark horse who might just win the damn thing, as he has performed consistently. However, there is no question that the lovely, charming Blair Williams is the hero Gotham deserves. If cum could cure disease, Blair Williams would be immortal. When ladies give birth to their young babies, they also give birth to a bunch of gross garbage afterwards called the afterbirth. If you thought a crowning baby head was gross, you should see what giving birth to your own innards looks like. Part of this gooey mess is the placenta, and women shopping at Whole Foods started thinking it would be a good idea to eat it. I mean, it’s full of nutrients! It’s how the animal kingdom does things, so why not humans? Well, The animal kingdom also eats their sickly young, so unless we start considering Down’s Syndrome a delicacy, I think the placenta is something we can skip as an item in the buffet line. However, being able to do whatever you want with your own placenta does seem reasonable; it’s yours, you grew it yourself. If you want a placenta smoothie, I say have at it! Maybe keep some Tic Tacs handy. Ariana Grande has found massive amounts of success by packing a powerhouse singing voice into the body of a tiny little girl who is crazy attractive and 21 years old, but looks 12. It’s a powerful combo when you can entice children and pedophiles alike. I’m not sure if that’s irony. She has a new album out, and it’s already churning out catchy hits, the latest being Into You. It’s about cheating on your boyfriend with a more fun and attractive man and not giving a hoot about the consequences. Some people might think it’s sending a bad message, but what would you expect from a 12 year old? Oh right, she’s 21. Suddenly this music video is less fun to watch.
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Blair Williams is a contestant on Sex Factor, the reality show about young people rebelling against their parents by competing in a competition for a million dollar porn contract. We are three episodes in, and several contestants have either eliminated been eliminated or arrested on unrelated sexual assault charges, probably. One contestant was even offered a contract from another company, so this is clearly a reality show that finally delivers for the talented. Say what you will about porn, but it’s an industry that rewards talent and hard work… and the ability to swallow cum. I guess that’s a talent. Blair Williams, one of the contestants still in the competition, is the Devil’s Advocates favorite. She’s 21 years old, a Catholic school teacher, curvaceous in the best of ways, has an attitude that shines like her cum-covered smile, and has shown through her actions that she is willing to go the distance. Jerry- she blows with love. As we watch the competition heat up, we see that many of the men are unable to get hard, while some of the women don’t know how to fake the act. The percentage of men who couldn’t get hard for their scenes was oddly reassuring; even attractive men who get hot women aren’t capable of performing the way they lead you to think. If anything, ugly men might be more capable for some reason, as evidenced by The Colonel, who is ugly as sin and also the dark horse who might just win the damn thing, as he has performed consistently. However, there is no question that the lovely, charming Blair Williams is the hero Gotham deserves. If cum could cure disease, Blair Williams would be immortal. When ladies give birth to their young babies, they also give birth to a bunch of gross garbage afterwards called the afterbirth. If you thought a crowning baby head was gross, you should see what giving birth to your own innards looks like. Part of this gooey mess is the placenta, and women shopping at Whole Foods started thinking it would be a good idea to eat it. I mean, it’s full of nutrients! It’s how the animal kingdom does things, so why not humans? Well, The animal kingdom also eats their sickly young, so unless we start considering Down’s Syndrome a delicacy, I think the placenta is something we can skip as an item in the buffet line. However, being able to do whatever you want with your own placenta does seem reasonable; it’s yours, you grew it yourself. If you want a placenta smoothie, I say have at it! Maybe keep some Tic Tacs handy. Ariana Grande has found massive amounts of success by packing a powerhouse singing voice into the body of a tiny little girl who is crazy attractive and 21 years old, but looks 12. It’s a powerful combo when you can entice children and pedophiles alike. I’m not sure if that’s irony. She has a new album out, and it’s already churning out catchy hits, the latest being Into You. It’s about cheating on your boyfriend with a more fun and attractive man and not giving a hoot about the consequences. Some people might think it’s sending a bad message, but what would you expect from a 12 year old? Oh right, she’s 21. Suddenly this music video is less fun to watch.
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