Spooky Wrestlers!

The Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport

We missed the mark by a day, but such is life. At least it’s not as late as a modern Treehouse of Horror episode, and it’s also not a modern Treehouse of Horror episode either, so that’s two points of mitigation. Instead, we have submitted for your approval two creepy wrestling gimmicks, with a distinctly, terrifyingly WCW-like quality. Namely, that they were booking trainwrecks of their own distinct flavors. First, from the neon of the early 90s, it’s WCW’s magical mastermind, the Black Scorpion! Then, from a time where Attitude was more the style, a gimmick doomed to terminate in a worked shoot, Seven! Because true fear lies in the uncertainty of existence, as so you’ll learn from these tales where Creative Truly Had Nothing for these workers. Tonight, on what will surely go down as the Greatest Podcast in the History of Our Sport, Destroyer masks aren’t scary, and are in fact quite silly looking!