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Pax Fortuna is an adventure-comedy roleplaying podcast set in the fantastical merchant republic of Fortuna, brought to you by the creators of THE INFINITE BAD. The series begins this July! Early access is available for $5 patrons on patreon.com/definitelyhuman. Subscribe now and hear the first 5-part adventure, as well as a new episode every Fr ...…

It is 1929, ten years since the start of our heroes’ adventures. In the grand finale of The Infinite Bad, they must defeat Angela Gresley and the hordes of evil, or the world will be lost.

At the bottom of the world, our heroes confront their nemesis once more. With the answers to their questions and a final victory both tantalisingly close, will they have to choose between them? And what sacrifices will they have to make?

Another old English manor awaits our heroes, another lodge in the globe-spanning network of their opponents’ design. But as they return to where it all began so long ago, the familiar setting and figures of the past are disturbed by new dangers.

After witnessing a series of bizarre phenomena in the blizzard, our heroes follow a vision to an observation tower. There they encounter a team of friendly faces, and get the answers they seek from an unexpected source.

Isolated in the frozen wasteland of Antarctica, our heroes once again face horrific abominations beyond their reckoning. Joy has discovered a potential exit, but escape is made difficult for Sebastian when one of the monsters gets its hands on him.

There is something hiding in the remote meteorological station of Little Halkirk, a scratching sound that invites Joy closer, or perhaps warns her away. When our heroes get to the bottom of this mystery they find something they could never have expected.

At the meteorological station of Little Halkirk in Antarctica’s Ross Sea, our heroes have found some sanctuary. A storm is brewing outside, however, and threatens to trap them with whatever dangers or secrets are lying in wait in this unassuming cabin.

Our heroes have found their first sign of the horror to come: a tongue, lying in a pool of blood in the otherwise pure snow. Now the spectre of death looms over them once again as they find themselves under fire from a mysterious assailant.

It is the spring of 1929, and Dorothy, Cornelia, Sebastian and Joy are joined by old friends as they venture into the wastes of Antarctica. In their final adventure, can they hope to stop Angela Gresley’s cult for good?

Cornelia Cavendish inspects the ship and rallies her companions in preparation for their final adventure.

Sebastian St Battenberg scours Argentina for a ship capable of carrying our heroes to Antarctica.

Dorothy Taylor returns to her family home in Connecticut, before investigating a survivor of Angela's cult.

Joy Dutton-Cavendish returns to London and investigates the passports our heroes found in Kharajah.

The journey is at an end, but what manner of end it is has yet to be decided. As Dorothy, Cornelia and Sebastian confront the sinister cult that has plagued them for so long, Joy is faced with a final, traumatic choice.

Our heroes return to their mission, physically intact at least. The promised city of Kharajah cannot be far now, and with it the hope of a cure for Joy's supernatural condition. But the revelations are not over, and our heroes are not as alone as they think.

The horrifying revelations in the caves beneath the Indian jungle have threatened to crush Cornelia, and it is left to Dorothy, Sebastian and Joy to mount a resistance. And as the situation takes a darker turn still, it will require all of their courage and fortitude to make it back to the surface.

Tantalisingly close to the city that promises a cure for Joy's affliction, fate has turned against our heroes once again. With their guide dead, they must now find a way out of this forbidding cave system themselves, or join him in eternity.

The Indian jungle has proved a hardy adversary for our heroes, even with the help of their guide. And as they attempt to make it to their goal alive, the psychological effects of their ordeals are taking a heavy toll.

The villagers that had welcomed our heroes have been hiding their secrets of their own, and their new companions are fleeing in terror. Will Dorothy, Cornelia, Sebastian and Joy be able to salvage their mission from this chaos?

The appearance of a German family and their guide have offered the hope of support and companionship in the bewildering new environment our heroes find themselves. But there is more to this small fishing village than meets the eye, and our heroes discover sinister echoes of their past.

Our heroes' voyage has been struck by disaster. Memories of Joy's past threaten to break her, and Dorothy, Cornelia and Sebastian struggle to fight against nature and their own bad luck.

It is the summer of 1927, and Joy Dutton-Cavendish and her unusual family are travelling to India in search of a sinister cult, and a possible cure for her horrifying affliction. But they have been together for eight months now, and tensions are running high on their ocean voyage.

Cornelia Cavendish runs into an old friend while back in London, and employs the occult practise of dowsing to help him find a lost animal.

Cornelia Cavendish tries out a new trend in health foods, and finds herself a new friend in the process.

Cornelia Cavendish teaches herself yoga from instructional pamphlets and tries to stay out of trouble in Chicago.

This endless night of horrors in the snow-buried American Midwest has pushed our heroes to their very limits. Now, with Joy captured, they must mount a daring rescue, and come face-to-face with their nemesis, who has been reborn once again.

Having cleared the campsite, our heroes have now sunk into a despairing daze. The brutality of this night has crushed their spirits, and they are still lost in the forest near Goose Lake, with wolves behind them, and gangsters and worse in front of them. Still they must go on, to face whatever is waiting for them.…

Our heroes are deep in the forest near Goose Lake, Iowa. Before them lies a vista of horror, a huge massacre at a Native American campsite. Exhausted, injured and confused, our heroes are near the end of their tether, and in far more danger than they suspect.

The murderer on the train has revealed himself, and now all that’s left is to apprehend him! Our heroes cannot know if his crime was connected to their larger investigation, but at least in this case they can bring justice swiftly and easily. Right?

The chase turns westwards as our heroes learn their quarry has taken a train to Iowa. Across the frozen countryside, our heroes settle in to a long and dull journey, but not all of their fellow passengers are as they seem. Someone is hiding something, and it may be the death of them.

After their violent confrontation in the speakeasy, our heroes attempt to pick themselves up. These gangsters are clearly connected with their old enemy, but to learn any more our heroes will have to chase them through the night-time city of Chicago.

Our heroes have reunited after five years, and begun their investigation immediately. Working their way by hook or by crook into an underground speakeasy in Chicago, they are determined to discover how it is connected to their old enemies.

It is the winter of 1926. Dorothy Taylor has written to her estranged friends, inviting them to visit her in Chicago. Something is stirring in the belly of America, and corpses with missing teeth and whispers of the name Gresley have reignited Dorothy’s old fears.

Cornelia Cavendish continues her hunt for the Loch Ness Monster despite widespread pessimism. With one last chance to find it, she will not give up hope.

Cornelia Cavendish joins the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, but her unconventional methods worry her staff.

Cornelia Cavendish has retired after the events of Hong Kong, but four years later a strange man approaches her with a proposal she cannot turn down.

By some Christmas miracle, our heroes are achingly close to confronting the forces beyond their quotidian reckoning. The forgotten things to be revealed, the forbidden knowledge to be uncovered. In the darkened crevices of civilisation, our heroes’ obsession might finally be vindicated.

Our heroes have stepped into a nightmare vista of death. Nothing seems to make sense on this forsaken island, and as they chase shadows of the past, the multiplying contradictions frustrate and thwart them. Will our heroes hold strong, or will they buckle under the challenges ahead?

Our heroes find themselves once more aboard a ship of dubious integrity headed for inevitable disaster. The abandoned island of Kau Yi Chau is within reach, but before they can moor they must face a horror in the water.

Hot on the trail of their only lead, Jonathan Ling, our heroes find themselves underground and underprepared for the appalling truths that await them. How much longer can they blunder through this investigation, and what price will they pay for their next clue?

A deadly confrontation at their festive dinner-party has left our heroes shaken, but determined to unravel the secrets of their assailants. Chasing after their only lead, they delve into Hong Kong’s darkest depths.

Despite their attempts at relative normalcy, our heroes’ Christmas party has descended into Bacchanalian chaos. A gruesome discovery in the kitchen has led to a vicious encounter, and they must now fight for survival.

Sebastian St. Battenberg has reunited with his over-eager acquaintances as they pursue mysteries of the occult. Having been invited to a festive party by an enthusiast of the supernatural, Helen Brackfort, they sit down to an exotic Christmas dinner.

It is Christmas in Hong Kong, 1921. Having joined Cornelia Cavendish on her occult investigations around the world, Dorothy Taylor and Joy Dutton find themselves thrust into high society. Although out of their depth, they look forward to making new allies and reconnecting with old acquaintances as they enjoy the festive cheer.…

Cornelia Cavendish presents her lecture in Rome. In her talk she recounts her adventures so far, giving her version of the events in Drakelow Hall and Egypt.

Cornelia Cavendish experiments with feng shui to try to improve her ward Joy Dutton’s life, but Joy does not seem to appreciate her interference.

Cornelia Cavendish is taught astral projection by an expert traveller in the transcendental plane, much to the dismay of her companions.

It is 1920, the year of Cornelia Cavendish’s 60th birthday, but her celebratory expedition to a newly discovered Egyptian tomb has delivered nothing but death and monsters. Although it is not yet too late to turn back, our heroes are compelled onwards by the world-shaking insinuations of what they have found. Yet something much darker awaits th ...…