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Two Bumbling Idiots

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Table of Nonsense:

0:00: iRobot

0:05 - Rehashing of last weeks antics

8:00 - John’s apology to Rain Dove

9:30 - Have you ever sneezed farted and burped at the same time?

11:50 - A sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm

14:00 - Two Bumbling Idiots, a podcast about nothing

14:45 - The anxiety of the ever-building UNREAD E-MAIL NOTIFICATION BUBBLE on the iPhone

20:45 - All women are trying to steal John’s shit

23:00 - 5 year old John’s brilliant plan

25:00 - The heavy bag debacle

26:10 - The battle of the cake

29:00 - Now Presenting: CHRISTIANO THE RETARDO

32:00 - The Chicken Bus

34:00 - Then tender trap: Lady Boys

41:00 - John’s blue ball buster

47:00 - The absolutely insane AMBIEN ZOMBIE story on United Airlines

57:20 - FINAL CALL…. John Matland

62:40 - The HOV Lane

66:00 - What does Chris stand for?

69:00 - Definition of a Lady Boy

97 episodes

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