Podcast 021 | Quality Nudes

Zero Laugh Track

Welcome to Zero Laugh Track, the show that is like the girlfriend you can't leave because she threatens to kill you and burn all your stuff. So, you might as well enjoy it. We've got a fun show today talking about a tiny bit about love, the new movie "Split", Betsy DeVos and what happens when a deer runs loose in a super market. We're a few days from Valentine's day and love is in the air. People professing their love for each other or getting in trouble for forgetting to profess their love for each other. Flowers, chocolates, engagements and other cute things are working their way into our world. And if you're about to get married on Valentine's day, I suggest a new wedding tradition that should consist of writing thank you notes to anyone who has ever sent you quality nudes. We couldn't have gotten here without you. The wife and I saw "Split" tonight, which is a film about Dissociative Identity Disorder directed by M. Night Shyamalan. Like all of his films, this one took place in Philly, my home town, which is something I enjoy about his films. What I enjoyed about this film was that there was no Philly accent in sight. We're all better off without it. It was great film with wonderful cinematography, stellar acting and a fascinating plot. My favorite part of the movie was when James McAvoy turned into Donald Trump and tweeted angrily for 30 minutes straight. The whole world seems to be highly entangled in politics these days. I'm surprised the movie didn't actually deal with any of those topics. The muslim ban being one of the most recent big issues. All I can think about is questioning how can people hate so many from the middle east yet worship someone from the middle east? 'cause his depiction is of a white martyr, like that woman who is always asking for your manager. Makes the most sense to me. Listen to the rest of the show on the podcast and on Youtube at bit.ly/zerolaughtrack! Wedding Ring Story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/wedding-ring-stuck-penis_us_582b5d4ae4b01d8a014ad720?utm_hp_ref=nsfw Cheeto Harambe Story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/a-cheeto-that-looks-like-harambe-is-on-ebay-for-almost-100k_us_5898d8a1e4b0c1284f27827f?section=us_weird-news Sex Toy Story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ann-summers-black-power-wand_us_589b7430e4b0c1284f2a22e1?section=us_weird-news Samsung Fire Story http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/samsung-plant-catches-fire_us_589b6eabe4b0c1284f2a16cf?section=us_weird-news Faked Kidnapping Story: http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/deputy-man-faked-kidnapping-money-grandmother-45369858 Deer in the supermarket story: http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/deer-runs-amok-inside-supermarket-wrangled-shoppers-45379701 My article on Anxiety: https://medium.com/@ChristianRivera/anxiety-65b42b7e1a17#.viicuuayp Follow us: http://www.facebook.com/zerolaughtrack http://www.twitter.com/zerolaughtrack http://www.instagram.com/zerolaughtrack