Best Kendall Cane & Ceres Xerox Podcasts (2024)

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FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: E-Girls In My Military? It’s More Likely Than You Think 1:22:57

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From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend an…

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Why Are You 29 Acting Washed? You Should Be At The Club (with Cyberexboyfriend!) 1:39:43

17d ago1:39:43

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how th…

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FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Citizen and Nextdoor Enacting Vigilante Justice on the Apps 2:01:30

25d ago2:01:30

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From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just …

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FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: Straight Son or Femcel Daughter? 1:02:47

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From April 23, 2022: In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking sh…

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You Are Invited To A Fully Immersive, Exclusive & Curated Content Experience 8:49

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*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil’s Celebrity Book Club and Kenny’s Kino Eye. If you want to accept your invitation to either offering: Join our Discord Get in on our Patreon Here is Kenny’s letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well. I a…

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100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government Are Coming For Your Seed Oils: Is Raw Dairy the Secret to Bolsonaro's Miraculous Healing Abilities Or Is It The Poison Killing Him From The Inside ... 2:13:15

2M ago2:13:15

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Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth. Def…

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FREED FROM CONTAINMENT: If KILLARY Gets Video Games Banned, We Challenge Former President Bill Clinton To A 1V1 On Rust 1:20:45

2M ago1:20:45

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This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information, From April 9th, 2023: Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were…

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Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: Working in the (ring)Light and the Dark 2:12:59

2M ago2:12:59

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified …

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Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid Part: We Totally Understand What the Blockchain Is 1:28:31

2M ago1:28:31

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified …

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Diversity Win! The Next Drone Strike Will Be Funded By Sexual Mutual Aid 2:02:21

3M ago2:02:21

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified g…

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100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils: Epic Meal Time Throws the First Brick 1:54:36

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified g…

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Thems With a Sign: Kenny and Virgil EXPOSE FuckJerry (real) 1:57:25

4M ago1:57:25

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified g…

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Rejoice! Kenny and Virgil Call Upon the Spirit of Saint Valentine to Anoint The Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors with Knowledge of Love 1:58:07

5M ago1:58:07

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Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI…

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My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking: Call Them Stigmas - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON 1:53:44

12M ago1:53:44

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Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of …

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Swirl Cinema: Beginning the Biracial Canon with Vin Diesel’s Multi-Facial - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON 1:46:20

1y ago1:46:20

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Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn! Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain…

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I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Sillycon Valley 2:00:24

1y ago2:00:24

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Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on u…

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Ted Lasso’s Showrunner Speaks Out About The Writer’s Strike 2:05:16

1y ago2:05:16

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We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible. outro: YMRM by Ogre Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter La…

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Ask us more questions, We’ll tell you more lies - UNLOCKED FROM PATREON 2:02:16

1+ y ago2:02:16

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Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this …

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Say Your Prayers And Let The Good Times Roll With Lauren Badillo Author of Sad Sexy Catholic 1:54:03

1+ y ago1:54:03

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This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ ! FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little no…

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I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Born On The Worst Day, Born On A Cursed Day 1:57:02

1+ y ago1:57:02

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Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the…

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I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: Even At The End of History, There Will Be Gamers 2:14:25

1+ y ago2:14:25

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WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dY Okay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We trace the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connect the post-Cold War scrambling for new wa…

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I Might Do A Dronestrike in Tony Hawk Pro-Skater 2: We Regret To Inform You About The Abu Ghraib to Activision Pipeline 1:54:03

1+ y ago1:54:03

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There is a pipeline from video games to the US military and it goes forward and backward and side to side, just like the buttons on your Gameboy Advanced. In this first installment, we look at the history of video game development and learn that when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when the eternal war machine was carryin…

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Divine Theminine Guidance Awaits You On This Joyous Feast of St Valentines YEAR 2, Part 1 1:13:20

1+ y ago1:13:20

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Lonelies and the Perpetually Unlucky in Loves, rejoice! For your divine theminines are here to give you romantic advice. Unfortunately, a lot of you are even more mentally ill this year. And so, in her infinite grace and wisdom, special guest Joan Summers has come on behalf of Saint Valentine to help Kenny and Virgil help you decide what to do abou…

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Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole: Sexual Mutual Aid 2:11:55

1+ y ago2:11:55

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This week, your heroes — Kenny, Virgil, & Greg, dive into Dumbledore’s hole for the very last time. We assemble the final pieces of the rationality puzzle including the clandestine labor practices of ChatGPT and what it takes to build the Cyber Truck (Not Sponsored). Finally, with Valentine’s day right around the corner, we wrap the episode with a …

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Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole: I’m In Love With The Greatest Gamer, But He Loves Making Cars Explode More Than He Loves Me 1:38:45

1+ y ago1:38:45

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The girls are fighting here in Dumbledore’s hole! In contrast to the evil computer hive mind that has all these rich people wetting the bed, most of them are not in complete agreement on how this spooky microchip is actually supposed to work. This week, Kenny, Virgil and Greg talk about Mark Zuckerberg shade, Grimes’ chat with a glorified Akinator,…

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Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore’s Hole: Everyone Is Afraid of The Fucking Basilisk 1:45:28

1+ y ago1:45:28

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Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Basilisk? A lot of people apparently. But don’t feel bad, pay pigs and prayer warriors, they are all the worst. This week, it’s part two of Dumbledore’s Hole. Kenny, Virgil, and Greg are spelunking deeper into this old wizard’s caverns to find the Singularity Believer’s most fearsome enemy; Roko’s Basilisk. But why does …

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Harry Potter & The Rationality of Dumbledore's Hole : Do You Really Wanna Live Forever? 2:30:21

1+ y ago2:30:21

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It's a big one, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Kenny and Virgil are headed down Dumbledore's Hole into the Realm of Singularity and the School of Less Wrong, a theory that may or may not have been invented by a published fanfic writer who is so terrified of death that he takes 100 pills a day. Joined by the level-headed economics understander, Greg …

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Nu Year No Fear. Obama Isn’t The Only One Who Can Pander To Bisexual Women: Intellectual Lip Service 1:22:15

1+ y ago1:22:15

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New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world …

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Nu Year No Fear. Obama Isn’t The Only One Who Can Pander To Bisexual Women: Resolutions for the Revolution 2:10:58

1+ y ago2:10:58

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New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world …

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We Were Right About Crypto. We Were Right About Reylos. The Value of Bananacoin Will Never Stop Rising. Prayer Warriors Are Welcome To Bask In Our Infallibility From A Respectful Distance. 1:45:17

1+ y ago1:45:17

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To the moon, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Ceres has a public service announcement: despite the crypto crash, bananacoin remains unnaffected, much to the relief of the Kennedy family. But while the #1 cryptocurrency of leftist cafes in the global north remains strong, we need to talk about the cryptocrash. Kendall and Ceres have taken on the emotio…

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BSN VS. GRS Thanksgiving Dinner Table Debate Special: Part 1 1:01:22

1+ y ago1:01:22

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This Thanksgiving (or is it TAKES-giving? you decide, pay pigs and prayer warriors) skip arguing with your New Dork Crimes reading uncle or Q-Pilled Cousin about sexual mutual aid and instead tune into the 300 IQ grand debate between Ceres and Gorilla Radio Show co-host, Greg. The ultimate communist shonen main characters battle it out over neighbo…

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Want To Know How Tall Al Pacino Is? Too Bad. It’s Not Our Job To Educate You Because Google Is Literally Free But The Emotional Labor Is Becoming Too Much For Google To Bear 2:07:32

1+ y ago2:07:32

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Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, we are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will A…

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Should The LGBTQ Community Do A Gamergate On Italian Americans? An Interview With Validate Writer Sam Taub 1:35:24

1+ y ago1:35:24

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Pucker up those lips, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Ceres and Kendall are riding down the Gamer Tunnel of Love with ValiDate writer and 300 IQ genius hottie, Sam Taub to talk about ValiDate, the true importance of representation in media, game writing, ethical working conditions in gaming, and who we kin with in the game (Hint: Ceres is deeply Ashl…

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Tales from the Haunted Queer Coffeeshop 1:58:30

1+ y ago1:58:30

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Prayer ghouls and pay goblins, get ready for a spooooky halloween night of tales from beyond the geocities grave. Listen in terror as Kendall and Ceres describe Marvel Cinemasins creepypastas, haunted queer coffeeshops, and possessed sex dolls owned by Erika Moen. Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Monkey's Paw by Austin Lette…

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Taylor Swift Will Never Get To Rest Her Blonde Head Inside The Kennedy Compound Cryogenic Chambers No Matter How Many Pounds of Sheet Metal She Eats 2:06:36

2y ago2:06:36

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Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and…

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Touch my Butt and Buy Me a Diet Pill: The Strange Sad Tale Tumblr User Pizza and The Rise of Content Monetization 1:45:25

2y ago1:45:25

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Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the trick…

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Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime! Saving The Youth From Their Protestant Work Ethic 1:32:38

2y ago1:32:38

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Pay pigs and prayer warriors, we come to you with tragic news. Unfortunately, Kenny has perished in a tragic dressage horse related incident. However, due to their connection to the Kennedys, they will be back and stronger than ever due to the same cybernetics that they gave to Robert Kennedy. And rejoice! for the All-Mother of Big Soy Naturals, th…

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Holding A Big Magnifying Glass Up To The Museum of Ice Cream and Melting It Like Ants 1:48:33

2y ago1:48:33

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After waiting in line for five years, Kenny and Ceres have made it to the Museum of Ice Cream and as a reward, are receiving one extra hour in the sprinkle pit. The they-devils take a retrospective look at the Museum of Ice Cream. An "art installation" that birthed a massive swath of pop up instagram photo ops around the US and beyond. Looking at t…

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What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Part 2 1:46:41

2y ago1:46:41

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Pay pigs, hold onto your Cookie Monster Snapbacks and Shutter Shades, Prayer Warriors, Grab your Jeffrey Campbell Litas and High-Low Skirts. In part two of our Austerity-Core series, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Nicola Fumo dig deep into the cyclical trend cycle and the sociopolitical implications of a pair of denim shorts. Using the 2008 recession as…

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What Can The Metrosexuals of 2008 Teach Us About Austerity-Core? Getting Down Like The Economy 1:53:00

2y ago1:53:00

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POV: The year is 2008. You've got an iPod classic because it has the most storage. You're blasting "No Air" by Jordan Sparks while Ira Glass is talking about a financial recession on your mom's car radio. Obama may or may not be president. You're wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor T Shirt. It's the best and worst year of your life. As a new financia…

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The Big Soy Naturals Mental Health Hotline Prioritizes BIPOC and Nonbinary Ukrainian Voices 1:48:27

2y ago1:48:27

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Tragically, Kendall has taken a break this week to prepare interns at their high paying job at Goldman Sachs. But in her place, Riley Leight joins Ceres to tackle more hard-hitting mental wellness questions! Two genius IQs tackle when it's okay to look through your partner's phone, how to beat the Lain-pilled allegations, and what it's like to have…

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Pixel Perfect Was Actually A Horror Movie: Lil Miquela Was The Tragedy and The Farce Karl Marx Warned Us About 2:05:30

2y ago2:05:30

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Put on your NFT Maison Margiela Blouse and step into the Metaverse, Paypigs and Prayer Warriors! Today, Kendall and Ceres take a look at everyone's favorite Gen Z Polygonal Influencer, Lil Miquela. They look into her mysterious history, her deliberate obfuscation of her origins, and what exactly a Hatsune Miku made in a board room to sell clothes i…

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The Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin 2:05:47

2y ago2:05:47

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Live from the Los Angeles Crypto Dot Com Courthouse Arena Convention Center, Kendall and Ceres are hosting the Annual Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin and Peter Thiel. Your favorite they-devils answer questions like how to deal with a boyfriend who is a chronic Twitch Stream Watcher, whether sex and intimacy can ever be separated, …

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MYONSOF: Chapter 2: 3D Print the Sex Robots a Gun 2:12:31

2y ago2:12:31

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TW: Sexual Assault mention from 01:41:00 to 01:43:02 "But I am even more than the two of them. Everything they care about is what I am. I am their fury. I am their patience. I am a conversation." - Rebecca Sugar PHD of Gem Studies Hello pay pigs! Kendall and Ceres stripping down and pulling off our meat suits to exxxplore the second chapter of Andr…

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Folx Need 3 Porsches, Hoes Need 3 Abortions 1:38:17

2y ago1:38:17

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Radioheads, grab your bananacoin! After getting the perspective from an abortion rights activist in a state with well-established orgs and networks, Kendall and Ceres get to hear from someone in a state run by a trillion dollar religious institution full of no-fun-having dorks. Greg from Gorilla Radio Show joins the they-devils and talks about the …

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My Year of Not Sucking or Fucking Episode 1: RePAULsion 2:12:40

2y ago2:12:40

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"his repulsion not in the woman’s body, not in her inherent nature, but in sexual intercourse, the nature of the act: what it means; the inequality of the sexes intrinsic to it; its morbid consequences to the dignity and self-esteem of men. Like and Subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications." Andrea Dworkin In the inaugural episode of MYONSOF,…

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Your Fave is Problematic Was Death Note for People Whose Misa Is Grimes: An Interview With Internet Legend yourfaveisproblematic 1:50:12

2y ago1:50:12

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Your problematic fave. A phrase heard around the world. But where did it come from? Who gave us the label used for such titans as Andrew Hussie, Jennifer Lawrence, Azealia Banks and Light Yagami? Today, on a very special episode, Kendall and Ceres interview Liat Kaplan, creator of the infamous tumblr blog YourFaveIsProblematic. They discuss the eve…

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Folx Need 2 Porsches Hoes Need 2 Abortions: An Interview With Reproductive Justice Organizer Frieda 1:34:01

2y ago1:34:01

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We're stomping on the gas going 2 Fast, 2 Furious for our second episode on abortion rights. Following up our reading on the past, we look toward the present and the future and talk to an incredible abortion rights activist, Frieda Bequeaith, about their work with one of the oldest abortion funds in the country, the Iowa Abortion Access fund. We al…

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My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking Interlude: Folx Need Porsches, Hoes Need Abortions 2:15:41

2y ago2:15:41

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Living in unprecedented times calls for unprecedented measures, and Kendall and Ceres are tearing down the paywall today to bring you a very special episode of their Dworkin Reader series: My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking. This week, in light of the Roe v. Wade ruling, your they-devils take a look at two relevant works of writing, both Andrea Dwo…

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We Rate Ourselves on the Kinsey Scale for Pride Month Using the Patented Methods From the Institution of UQuiz Studies 1:27:21

2y ago1:27:21

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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a child of the 2010s and onward must be in want of an 'am I gay?' quiz" - Jane Austen This week, in honor of Raytheon x Amazon Joint Slay Month, Kendall and Ceres test whether or not they're really bisexual thanks to the tried and true method of every queer child: googling the phrase "am I gay?" and taki…

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