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Deeply Unimportant: Boring Technical Readings for Sleep

Dallas Kachan, former news anchor & sleep narrator

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If everyday bed time stories keep you awake, switch to the deep, resonant boredom of Deeply Unimportant. Your host, a former news anchor, reads boring manuals and codes as adult bed time stories that actually help you sleep. Unlike short bed time stories with engaging plots, this is pure mental white noise, with the calm of a sleep meditation podcast. Perfect for soothing adult ADHD, these are sleep stories consisting of reassuring, nondescript data. Experience the comforting cadence of the ...
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Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. Leave the chaos of the ocean for the quiet discipline of the shipyard to review the required stacking, racking, and restraint tests for the twenty-foot equivalent unit, as defined by the International Convention for Safe Con…
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Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. Access the restricted behavioral archives of the far north and be lulled by the definitive, alphabetical registry of non-compliance. Experience Santa's legendary "Naughty List" treated with the clinical, administrative gravi…
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Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. Fall asleep to the ultimate authority for human engineering in space: NASA-STD-3000, "Man-Systems Integration Standards." This episode focuses on Section 5: Human Performance Capabilities. Relax as we process the rigid requi…
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Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. Drift off immersing yourself in the meticulous operational procedures for the iconic Singer Model 201 sewing machine. Find rest in the certainty of Section 2, which dictates the precise method for threading the upper body, t…
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Fall asleep to one of the deepest, soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. Travel to the U.S. Pacific Northwest of 1922 and be lulled by the definitive rules for classifying Ponderosa Pine and Sugar Pine. Achieve deep rest in the meticulous definition of the acceptable flaw. Find peace in the precise al…
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The definitive audio sedative for the racing mind. Deeply Unimportant is not another sleep story; it is a structural anchor for your thoughts. Join former news anchor Dallas Kachan as he uses his professional broadcast gravitas to read the world's most inconsequential technical data—from municipal codes to appliance manuals—designed specifically to…
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