Best ALTD Podcasts Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 46: Oops! All Jeff 1:34:52

1d ago1:34:52

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We talk about major cities, what happened to country music, unusual cocktails, and Jeff’s experience with alien cloning.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 45: Recurring Cast Madness Bracket 2:02:34

5M ago2:02:34

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In this episode we answer how to deal with a ruined birthday, how to give unlicensed tattoos, and discuss Soylent and hating mouth sounds! Also in this episode – a new segment! A sports event greater than any other happening in the first quarter of this year, where we pit our recurring guests against each other – it’s Unwanted Answers Recurring Cas…

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Episode 44: Huck's Stinky Tomato Game 2:14:56

5M ago2:14:56

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In this episode we talk about hating haircuts, water, taxes, our beautiful* country, Moose Murders on Broadway, and we answer questions like: What if you love someone who can’t be located? What’s the best way to deal with an over-gifter? And excitingly, we introduce a new segment!: Our take on the Rotten Tomatoes guessing game; The Stinky Tomato Ga…

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Episode 43: The 2024 Unwanted New Year's Special 2:46:54

7M ago2:46:54

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In this special first-ever NEW YEAR’s episode of Unwanted Answers, we talk about all things to think about going into the new year. Dogs, Rome, eggs, blood, calendars, pancakes, being framed, and a comprehensive history of Uncle Al and Aunt Ash. Finally, we give our official Unwanted Answers 2024 predictions — do we have what it takes to be among t…

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Episode 42: Unwanted Christmas Special VII 1:50:39

7M ago1:50:39

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It’s the 7th Unwanted Answers Christmas Special! Hoo-wee! In this special holiday episode, we talk about past holidays (including a most embarrassing Christmas story), historical December 25ths from the past, allergies to Christmas spirit, Unabomber Santa, furbabies, and finding a long lost pet named Fluffy as the final Christmas miracle of the yea…

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Episode 41: A Completely Normal Episode... 1:15:32

11M ago1:15:32

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In this normal episode of Unwanted Answers, we give some advice to callers. What if you feel like a bee? What if you can't stand your coworker's mouth noises? We answer that and more, and of course, nothing is out of the ordinary in this episode! This episode of Unwanted Answers is sponsored by: The Hungry Mermaid Babyface Antonio's Loan Service Hu…

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Episode 40: Unwanted Christmas Special VI 1:52:36

1+ y ago1:52:36

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For our 6(66)th annual Unwanted Answers holiday special, we talk about Christmas movies (good and bad. very very bad), we talk about the origin of Christmas cards and all the special cards we got from our special guest friends. We talk to our returning guest the Unemployed Actor about his Christmas roles, we talk about a wonderful gift to get your …

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Episode 39: We Quit 1:38:15

1+ y ago1:38:15

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In this episode we discuss quitting jobs, really flat hats, really smart relatives, really weird beverages, garbage traditions, R rated movies, and whether you really NEED to send a thank you note.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 38: Hauntingly Thin 1:34:56

2+ y ago1:34:56

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In this episode we cover all the hard-hitting topics. Politics. The Arts. Sexism. Death. Love. Drugs. Religion. Speaking of religion—God forgive us because we also look at some NFT’s. *shudder* Yup, we get a little PG-13 this episode. But don’t worry — we bleep the F word. We’re not monsters…By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 37: Unwelcome Gossip 1:40:33

2+ y ago1:40:33

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In this episode we talk about starting new eras, family lines full of disappointment, and urine in a coffee cup. And can you believe it – another new segment! Listen in. Please. I don't want to beg.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 36: Unwanted Christmas Special V 1:47:16

2+ y ago1:47:16

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Happy Holidays, a Merry Christmas, and also sorry. In this 5th annual Christmas Special, we talk about crappy gifts, the fantasy lore of the founding fathers, the Mouse Candle (please, please buy–we can't afford this show going on like this on zero pennies) and what to do if an unwanted relative insists on visiting. This episode also has a very rea…

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Episode 35: Cheddar Bay Biscuits 1:38:46

2+ y ago1:38:46

1:38:46

Due to a 100% budget cut (from $0.01 to $0.00) this episode has been released late, but it's here! Just in time for the holidays! Speaking of holidays, our 5th annual Unwanted Christmas Special is coming out THIS CHRISTMAS DAY! Thank POD. So consider this episode a little stocking-stuffer (AKA, something you will forget about in like an hour and ne…

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Episode 34: The Drifter 1:12:31

3y ago1:12:31

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Well, that was nice while it lasted. Paul is back for some Paul's Product Placement. We talk about some wild "what's been going on recently," learn about an overlooked and forgotten part of Civil War era history, and look at life through the eyes of a drifter.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 33: The Roger Era 1:29:55

3y ago1:29:55

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It's a new era for Unwanted Answers. Where we have to answer the biggest question of all–Where do we go from here when Yahoo Answers is no more? Well, it turns out it's a pretty similar show, with all of your favorite segments and guests galore. Things are only ever going to be good and go our way from here on out! JLvdIkW1yxg3woIfDVUH…

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Episode 32: The Finale 1:27:30

3y ago1:27:30

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Yahoo Answers has been permanently shut down. What does this mean for our show? In this (“final”) episode of Unwanted Answers, we hold a funeral for the show we loved, when nobody else did. We talk about whether to shower with your eyes closed, Johnson & Johnson (please get vaccinated everyone), a radical proposition for the 50 states, getting to t…

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Episode 31: Furious George and the Hateful Ape 1:09:45

3+ y ago1:09:45

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In this episode we get nostalgic again, talking about our local TV channels, and kids’ shows on PBS (good and bad). We also discuss children’s books, AMERICA, McDonald’s, and what to do about “Nathan.” And all allotted in a time longer than an entire particular presidency.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 30: Man-Ant 1:01:07

3+ y ago1:01:07

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For our 30th episode we catch up on what we missed since last time–with each other, and the world–and there was a lot to cover! An actual fond memory of the past. A tale of a D&D character death. The political and viral sphere. And lastly for today, we answer a question which brings the mysterious Man-Ant to the forefront.…

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Episode 29: Unwanted Christmas Special IV 1:42:48

3+ y ago1:42:48

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In 2020—Christmas comes with a vengeance. Join us for our 4th annual holiday special episode where we answer *holiday* themed questions from the internet. Find out what 100% of Unwanted Answers hosts now have in common, and hear what our recurring guests are up to this holiday season. We also list off some of the WORST gift ideas [Does Paul read th…

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Episode 28: Chicken Salad Corruption 1:07:58

3+ y ago1:07:58

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In this episode we talk about cats (the animal, not the musical), check in again with Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and answer equally important questions we're equally qualified to answer such as; whether eating chicken salad makes you corrupt, and whether a grandmother should be in the delivery room for their grandchild's birth.…

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Episode 27: Crow Boy 1:08:38

3+ y ago1:08:38

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In this episode recorded on Friday the 13th, we talk about our respective Halloweens, and ever scarier—the week of the 2020 election! This episode is the political show that no one asked for (don’t worry, it’s still light-hearted). But then we finally get on to our questions and other regular segments. Find out progress that’s been made to have cro…

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Episode 26: Unhinged Halloween 1:40:15

4y ago1:40:15

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In this special Halloween episode we talk literally getting coronavirus and other horrors of the month of October. We talk about Halloween history, and answer the most pressing Halloween themed questions from the internet. How can I make people think I’m a vampire? How do I go to the store in full clown costume? It’s our first Halloween Special of …

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Episode 25: The 25th Episode Special 2:00:21

4y ago2:00:21

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It's a big milestone for Unwanted Answers—the big quarter-hundred episode extravaganza! Join us for our biggest episode yet, as we talk to many of our favorite guests like Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, Huck, Babyface Antonio, The Captain, The Skipper, Numbers Guy, The Unemployed Actor (and unfortunately producer Paul dodged our requests for an in-person i…

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Episode 24: Uncle Al and Aunt Ash 1:14:01

4y ago1:14:01

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In this episode we answer what to do if you worry someone thinks you’re following them, whether you can legally buy alcohol while drunk, we hear the beginnings of the wonderful lifelong relationship between Uncle Al and Aunt Ash, and we talk about Cracker Barrel.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 23: Flying Mammal Man 1:05:29

4y ago1:05:29

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In this episode we talk about our worst restaurants for a great length of time before talking about a disappointing bridge, what to do if you’re bitten by a bat and become the real-life Batman (or, for copyright purposes, something else), and what to do if you suspect contaminated fast food.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 22: The Family 1:42:58

4y ago1:42:58

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In this episode we talk about a complicated family pregnancy test drama, a brother overshadowed by his more criminally successful brothers, a beloved bee, and the return of Babyface Antonio. It’s the episode of family drama.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 21: 21 Forever 1:15:10

4y ago1:15:10

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In this episode, we we let problem-havers know what they should do when they're in love with their dog, when you don't want to turn 22, and the moral quandary of whether you should sneak jumps on your neighbor's trampoline. Sponsered by the phone-answering robot.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 20: Black Market Spinach 1:08:14

4y ago1:08:14

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In this episode we talk about life in quarantine. We talk about losing $37 and present the First Annual Robby Awards. We talk about Popeye, and method acting as a cat. It's Season 4 of Unwanted Answers! Those protesters are somethin', huh?By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 19: Batteries Included 1:33:07

4+ y ago1:33:07

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In this episode we address the elephant in the room, talk about the bold return of a scammer, the the return of the numbers guy, answer what to do if you’re a mother and your daughter annoyingly keeps calling you mother, and most excitingly—batteries!By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 1: The Contest Winner 24:39

4+ y ago24:39

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For decades, radio station KRUD has been the home to the popular news show Fact Check. New station owner Hank Williams wants to start a new era of the show with new talent! Featuring co-host Billy Jims, a high school dropout living with his mother who won a contest to appear on the show and brings his unique perspective. Also featuring co-host Fred…

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Episode 0: Co-Host For A Day Contest 4:00

4+ y ago4:00

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Coming soon, the very first episode of Fact Check... For decades, radio station KRUD has been the home to the popular news show Fact Check. New station owner Hank Williams wants to start a new era of the show with new talent! Featuring co-host Billy Jims, a high school dropout living with his mother, won a contest to appear on the show and brings h…

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Episode 18: Unwanted Christmas Special III 1:19:36

4+ y ago1:19:36

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Welcome to Unwanted Answers Christmas Special III: Skipper’s Worst Christmas. In this episode, just in the nick of time, we talk about everything the holiday spirit is all about. Bathroom humor, Santa breaking your legs, Your mom’s affair, a threatening child mafia boss, and never getting what you want in the end (just like the skipper). Like a pre…

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Episode 17: Ten Feet Away 47:20

4+ y ago47:20

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In this episode we talk about avoiding being indoctrinated into a cult, an extremely risque story involving removing gloves, how to explain to your dad why you bought $70 protein powder, always staying 10 feet away from everyone, and more! All while under quite a bit of fire from our producer.By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 16: Literally Dirty Money 1:05:01

5y ago1:05:01

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In this episode we talk about frog charity, a clean bank robber, horse trauma, the mysterious case of Buckwheat, and more!By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 15: Huck the Prospector 1:05:49

5y ago1:05:49

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We're back! And unwanted! This episode we talk about a tragically stolen pen, tainted popcorn, dirty jeans, the #1 late-career Adam Sandler fan, and more!By ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 14: Unwanted Christmas Special II 1:20:06

5+ y ago1:20:06

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Were back with our 2nd Unwanted Christmas Special In this episode we answer holiday questions such as How can Santa be more environmentally conscious What if your favorite shirt stops being sold just before Christmas What if youre living in a Christmas decoration overloaded nightmare Find out in this very special and very unwanted episode Also Our …

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Episode 13: Method Acting as a Spider 1:51:20

6y ago1:51:20

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In episode unlucky 13 we tell stories about begging for 4 dollars introducing yourself as Bob and some longlasting pottery trauma We even enthusiastically sign up for MySpace live on the podcast Also we urge everyone to take the role seriously when you dress up as a black widow watch some odd videos andas two grown menimitate a babytalking person u…

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Episode 12: Numb3rs N3v3r D13 1:18:14

6y ago1:18:14

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When does a wish at 1111 come true Is this guy from WalMart my longlost brother Thats right were back and more honest than ever for season 2 this time with new segments where well let you know what happened on this day in history present a rap thatll teach you how to prepare the perfect fast food burger and even show just how Star Wars Prequel quot…

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Episode 11: Will It Ever Be 1999 Again? 18:53

6y ago18:53

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You certainly didnt ask for it yet here it is Another Unwanted Answers with no answers but we do reminisce as is often a segment on the show remembering the end of the year 1999 and the toll it took on us that it ended at all We talk about old Mac educational software stupid kindergarteners and a favorite childrens book series Also we reveal some p…

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Episode 10: Unwanted Anniversary 1:23:23

6y ago1:23:23

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Unwanted Answers is 1 year old No one wanted it to begin with but here we are one year later One years worth of questions and for this celebratory episode ending season 1 we go back through memory lane and reread some of our most memorable questions We reminisce on everything weve learning over the course of Unwanted Answers and the morals weve inc…

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Episode 9: Nowhere To Go But Down 1:03:59

6y ago1:03:59

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We answer some actual questions this week such as What if your mom wont give you the iPhone X Which superpower would you choose the ability to talk to ducks or find any good parking space Whats the best way to receive flowers And we do some Star Wars prequel quoting Join us for this total downer of an episode D…

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Episode 8: Ungiven Answers 1:00:28

6y ago1:00:28

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This week we answer NOTHINGthats right no one asked for the answers and well no one got them We do however chat at length about enthralling topics such as signing petitions substitute teachers libraries Titanic 2 the Blockbuster employee training video featuring the greatest method actor of our generation and the biggest reveal of the show so far…

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Episode 7: The Smarties Sniffers 1:03:16

6+ y ago1:03:16

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In this Unwanted Answers we talk at length about the true crime tale of the century the middle school Smarties sniffers but after plenty of reminiscing and much talk about The Office we answer questions too Including How does one best depict Danny Devito in a painting Which animals are real Why did my boss invite me to his wedding You didnt ask for…

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Episode 6: Gifted and Talented 1:22:11

6+ y ago1:22:11

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In this Unwanted Answers we correctly answer topics such as writing a letter to a judge dealing with being stalked by girl scouts what to do if a demon falls in love with you opening a restaurant in a funeral home and do labels given in 4th grade last for life These are the questions with answers you didnt ask for…

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Episode 5: Unwanted Christmas Special 1:06:27

6+ y ago1:06:27

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In this Holiday Special episode of Unwanted Answers we answer what to do about a dying Christmas tree sending a Christmas card to your mistress being shocked with Christmas lights not getting a scooter from Santa and the upcoming Christmas Extended Universe Its the Unwanted Answers Christmas Special a holiday tradition you already wish would go awa…

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Episode 4: Attack of Lightning McQueen 1:29:34

7y ago1:29:34

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On this posttrilogy episode of Unwanted Answers we become psychics by holding a tarot card reading answer how to escape Lightning McQueen ponder European FastFood chains in the USA the problem with throwing corn cobs on someones lawn and walking on the sunBy ALTD Podcasts

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Episode 3: Farewell, Rubber Ducky 1:05:48

7y ago1:05:48

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In this return episode of Unwanted Answers we answer just what to do if you see a dinosaur what to do if you accidentally eat a penny living without your rubber ducky and how to safely look at a picture of the sun We also experience a blast from the past the likes of which we never thought wed see again And again And again…

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Episode 2: Robert California Hate Club 1:03:36

7y ago1:03:36

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On this episode of Unwanted Answers Adam and Tyler answer more questions before getting sidetracked talking about The Office We eventually answer thrilling questions Can you sue a pizza place How was the Grand Canyon created What is the king of the Jungle Can you share embarrassing stories about your parents Find out on Unwanted Answers…

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Episode 1: Drunk Music Teacher 59:58

7y ago59:58

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Hosts Adam and Tyler give the answers no one wanted to questions found on the internet We talk about if psychics are real can you name a jerky business Bambi are horoscopes wrong about marriage and Golden Carole vs Buffalo Wild wings Youve got questions weve got answers Not the ones you were hoping for but weve still got them…

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