And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new songBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be badBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at onceBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft serverBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our houseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip ballsBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for cloutBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

You'll never guess what happenedBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY PORG CHATTER!!!

Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" marketBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters gameBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

However bad you think it is, it's worseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each otherBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

You'll never guess what she does next!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Give YOUR ghoulish guesses in the comments!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Send us a voicemail with YOUR 2023 predictions: (848) 863 5343 OR ELSEBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

We suffered. Now: you will suffer.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" KanyeBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Oh geezBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' MomBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy. Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff INCLUDING: --Rancho Gets Jury Duty --Shit Like An Eagle --Spider Man Wedding --Demi Levato Apology --Twitch Coomer Lawsuit --Funko Or Fakeo…

Can YOU crack these two cutaway-related cases?By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

I can't believe you people made me write that keyword-packed episode titleBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

This is the worst apology yetBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Today Asterios learned that Ned was one of "The Try Guys"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Can the family hear the baby talk? We find out.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Rancho gets into "dole bludging."By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

Also: Sirancha buys an eight pound ball of GarnetBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

She really goes hard this episodeBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha