"Christine Brown and David Woolley are getting married in a lavish ceremony set against the red cliffs of the Utah desert, and you are invited. Christine will finally get the wedding she never had when she became Kody Brown’s third wife, decades ago." Maybe Kody wasn't wrong about everything.... but thankfully David enjoys having half his face take…

"After years of struggling in her plural marriage to Kody, Christine Brown has met the love of her life - David Woolley. After a year-long courtship, they are getting married! Set against the majestic red rocks of Moab, Utah, Christine gets the big traditional wedding she has always dreamed of having." It's Mykelti's big day... oh wait, its actuall…

"The Browns revisit the ups and downs of their relationship rollercoaster." Robyn keeps on having panic attacks, Kody is angry and screaming, while Janelle is full of laughter. Meri misses being part of the crew and Christine wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. Sam the Dress Designer has left the design world... thankfully. Join our Facebook G…

"The wives reveal behind-the-scenes details and answer viewer questions." We've got a new Ultimate Grand Supreme in Meri's BFF Just Jen (and not her brother / husbad) and we didn't see it coming! Kody is about to fight Jeff, Janelle is about to fight Christine and Beagle Lady comes for everyone's necks... but we want to know where the hell the beag…

"The Browns reflect on the early days after each wife entered the family." We're going back to the beginning to try and really figure out where it is Kody fucked up this entire family... Robyn has definitely lost any sparkle she once had... now she just glistens like a cold dead body. Janelle is sick of the bullshit, Meri is still hoping for love a…

"The wives reveal behind-the-scenes details and answer viewer questions." The best episode of the entire season was almost lost in the holiday taint between Christmas and New Years– this feels very on-brand for the Browns. Kody and Robyn are delusional, Meri will watch this and think Kody wants her back, Janelle's letting the dogs breathe and hump …

"In the final episode of this interview special, Robyn discusses coming to terms with monogamy and what she needs to move on. Christine introduces her new fiancé, David, and the couple shares the events that led to their engagement." Christine is actually only going through with whole elaborate plan to marry David, because she is still in love with…

"In Part 3 of this one-on-one interview special, Kody talks about sabotaging his relationship with Robyn. Suki discovers how a personality test might have contributed to the family drama, and Christine reveals her engagement to David." Kody is struggling with his extremely dark thoughts of porn, woman-hating and Grandma Genielle. Meri is TOTALLY ov…

"Host Sukanya Krishnan continues to talk one-on-one to the members of the Brown family. Meri talks about the events that led up to their separation, while Christine has a shocking reveal about Kody and his wedding ring." Even our One-on-One's are dedicated to flashbacks! Meri and Christine's texts get leaked after Christine ruins Meri's upcoming bo…

"As the Browns tackle the biggest questions from this season, Kody reveals if he's ever been in love with the wives." Another sit down with Suki, where Kody is once again allowed to "circle the donkey" and never take any accountability. Kody gets triggered by Janelle's shitty little Christmas tree, Meri talks once or twice, Christine is annoying an…

"Christine talks with her brothers about her newfound happiness and hopes to inspire Janelle, but Janelle won't let go of the past; at Coyote Pass, Robyn is devastated when she learns that this is finally the end of the road for Meri and Kody." Meri drops an absolute bomb on Coyote Pass, while Robyn, once again has to drop to her knees to service K…

"Kody and Robyn reunite with Janelle and Christine on a family video call to reveal the gender of Mykelti's twins; in Parowan, Meri continues to struggle with the decision about her marriage; Christine and Janelle head out on a road trip to Idaho." There's an elephant in the room and it's Mykelti's fake pregnancy pillow. Meri is still harping about…

"Christine throws a 1950s-themed party for her 50th birthday and admits she's dating again. Kody checks out Janelle's new apartment but realizes she's planning a future without him. Meri worries about big changes in her life with both the B&B and Kody." "MOVE THAT BUS!" Meri screams as she stands alone for the big revill of her insane carriage hous…

"Christine is ecstatic when Mykelti tells her she's having twins. Then, Meri reveals that while out for their anniversary, Kody finally admitted he no longer wants a relationship with her, and she is forced to consider ending her marriage for good." Meri is "blind-sided" when Kody tells her he isn't in love with her anymore during their Arby's anni…

"Christine is excited to celebrate her first Easter since divorcing Kody; Janelle says her life is better without Kody, but reveals she would consider polygamy again; after learning Aurora is interested in a boy, Meri reflects on marrying so young." Normally, Meri would be upset that someone was hunting her... but she can't help but think Kody is c…

"Janelle, Christine and their older kids, gather for dinner, and things get intense as they express their frustrations about Kody and Robyn. Then, Christine celebrates her ex anniversary with friends." Garrison hosts "The Last Supper," where Christine turns lettuce into salad. In a wild turn of events, Awowah is not the absolute worst off-spring of…

"Kody takes Janelle out for her birthday and talks about wanting to start over; Meri reveals to Kody that she's moving her clothing business to Utah but not giving up on their relationship, and his reaction is worse than she expected." Kody offers Meri an offer she can't refuse... pay off his land, so he can build a storage unit that she can live i…

"Janelle meets with Christine and reveals that she doesn't want to be married any more. Meri nervously tells Robyn that she's moving her clothing business to Parowan, Utah, and will spend less time in Flagstaff, believing Kody is done with her." Kinda feels like everyone is throwing in the towel– including production! Robyn gives Meri just enough r…

"Christine reveals she's hired a matchmaker; Meri makes plans to move her business but worries about how Robyn will take the news; Janelle meets with Kody for the first time since their huge fight and asks if he still wants a plural marriage." Kody finally realizes that all Janelle was ever after was his amazing body and endless amounts of cash! Ch…

"The Browns discuss how things went over Christmas; Janelle confesses to Christine that she doesn't know if her marriage can be fixed; Robyn and Meri try to dissect what went wrong and reveal that Kody was not always equal with his time." She's always been the hardest worker, follow along as Janelle enters her new era, hosting Design on a Dime! Chr…

"Kody confides in a friend who has also gone through a polygamist divorce, and he contemplates giving up on plural marriage; while Janelle is still reeling from the huge fight she had with Kody, the family once again celebrates Christmas separately." There's two new angels singing out at Coyote Pass- Hell's Angels that is! Salmonella and Areola get…

"Kody vents to friends about his anger over his divorce; Janelle's sons are still not talking to Kody, and the family may celebrate another holiday separately; a discussion about Christmas blows up into the worst fight Janelle and Kody have ever had." Janelle says Kody is gaslighting her, Kody says Janelle is gaslighting him, but according to Natha…

"Christine and Kody struggle to keep things cordial; Kody regrets the family being separated at Thanksgiving; Paedon updates Christine on Robyn and the kids." Move over Kat Von D, there's a new bad girl in Flagstaff and her name is Awowah. Janelle invites her handyman, Christine, over to assemble another project, Kody invites Christine to break-up-…

"Christine has moved, but the fallout from her divorce remains; Janelle, Meri and Robyn struggle to plan the upcoming holidays as the family continues to be divided; things get tense when Kody and Christine sit down for the first time since she left." Kody's got a taste for turkey and Meri is ready to deliver... but unfortunately his long term Covi…

Sister Wives is BACK! The Sister Wives season 18 trailer just dropped and we have NEVER been this excited over the Brown family in all time. Move over Christine, your reign is over, Queen Janelle is coming to take her throne! Everyone is turning on Kody and we could not be more excited! The new season premiers August 20th on TLC! See you all then! …

You heard it here last... but if you were on Patreon, you heard it here first! Christine Brown is officially engaged and we cannot wait for David to take her married last name! We're quickly sharing with you our thoughts on the engagement– the highs, the lows and the grieving we are going through for Christine's libido... Join our Facebook Group: ⁠…

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"In this final episode of one-on-one interviews, Kody is confronted with the question of whether he has a favourite wife. Then, Kody and Janelle open up about the conflict over holidays and reveal the status of their relationship." If Janelle wants back into Kody's good graces, she's gonna have to kiss his ass... or his ring. Robyn is ready to get …

"As the sit-downs continue, the Browns reveal difficulties that go back decades, including a short time where Janelle left the family; the family discusses Kody's meltdown, and Robyn shares anger over the lack of support from her sister wives." Christine has been so traumatized by Kody that she now only wants to date Ogres. Sukana and production wa…

"The Brown family sits down individually to discuss the challenges they have faced over the past year. Kody and Christine give insight about their separation, while Meri learns of an instance when Kody thought about reconciling." This Tell-Nothing has lived up to everything we've come to expect from these people: NOTHING. The time WASTED on playbac…

"While Christine settles into her new life in Utah, the remaining wives and Kody have another tense conversation at Robyn's; Janelle feels Kody is making her choose between him and her kids, and they reach a breaking point." Kody Brown isn't six feet under, he's 5'8" above and living, breathing and gaslighting the fuck out of these women! Janelle a…

"Now that Christine has left the family, big problems with Kody and Janelle's marriage bubble to the surface; before they can address them, however, Kody and Robyn both get COVID-19; Robyn ends up in the hospital wondering if she's going to survive." October 11th is officially National Gabriel Brown Day in America! While Janelle is making her escap…

"Christine and Kody have a final battle about a snowblower on her way out the door to move to Utah; when Christine's house sale falls through, Kody wants Janelle to buy it, much to her dismay." As Christine is making a run for it, Kody has a sinister plan totake her out and collect the life insurance and all he needs isan unsteady trailer and a sno…

"Christine reveals that she's open to getting married again someday; Janelle frustrates Kody when she makes another change to her living situation; after packing up Christine's house, Mykelti urges the family to get together for one last goodbye." Mykelti comes in and stirs up shit, while Janelle is left swimming in the shit, literally. Kody is the…

“Christine's big announcement that she's leaving in a week causes chaos as Robyn questions her future relationship with her former sister wife and Kody explodes. As they all try to pick up the pieces, Janelle's RV lifestyle hits another obstacle.” Kody Brown gives the performance of a lifetime as he continues to burn his entire family to the ground…

"After dropping off Ysabel in North Carolina, Christine tells her emotional sister wives that her house is under contract and she's moving to Utah in a week. Then, Kody reveals that he no longer considers himself married to Meri." Meri is still very much so married to Kody, but Kody says he decided he isn't married to Meri... but Kody and Robyn get…

“Kody deals with the divorce fallout as Christine prepares to leave Flagstaff. Meri and Robyn have a heart-to-heart about the future of the family, and Ysabel heads off to college.” Mean girls Meri and Robyn talk shit about Christine, who can’t be bothered because she is busy selling everything she owns on Facebook Marketplace! Kody is once again t…

"Kody feels conflicted officiating a wedding while going through a divorce; Christine and Janelle are floored as Kody breaks COVID protocols for his friend but not his family; Kody and Christine argue over selling her house and the custody agreement." Kody manages to make his only remaining friends wedding all about himself, while Christine is fumi…

"As Ysabel packs up for college, Gwendolyn opens up about her sexuality. Christine reveals her moving timeline, andKody pushes back. Then, after an overheard conversation, Christine tells Truely about the divorce." Kody and Janelle make a pit stop at Lizzies to save a buck. Christine really needs Kody to move his shit over to Robyn’s so she can hit…

"Kody worries about tight quarters after touring Janelle's new RV, and Meri feels hurt when Kody suggests she move away to run the bed and breakfast full time. Then, the family reunites for Ysabel's graduation party with a bittersweet celebration." Janelle is sick of pussy-footing around and she's setting up camp at Coyote Pass. At Ysabel's Touchin…

"Janelle makes a major decision about her living situation without telling Kody. The family disagrees about the kids returning back to school. Then, Christine gathers her sister wives to reveal that she's divorcing Kody." Janelle is just looking for a place to drop some logs while out on Coyote Pass. Christine rips the band-aid off the rest of the …

"As schools begin to open up, Janelle challenges Kody about getting things back to normal. Then, Christine travels to St. George, Utah, to be with Mykelti as she gives birth, and Meri suffers a devastating loss." Mykelti gives a full show during her Labor and Christine is right up in there to see it all, while Tony gives Mykelti a push present she …

“While Janelle's household fights through COVID-19, Ysabel has exciting news about her future. Then, Christine reveals her plans to move to Salt Lake City with Truely as Kody struggles to let go.” Kody is planning to start his own Baby Sitters Club with Robynas his first dissatisfied customer! Christine has her bagspacked for Salt Lake City (defini…

"Janelle tests positive for COVID-19; Kody confides in Robyn about his troubles with Christine; Kody and Christine sit down to have a tense discussion about the future of their marriage, which leaves Christine feeling empowered and Kody defeated." The Browns are BACK and more insufferable than ever! Robyn has picked up a new passion: acting, and bo…

For years, the Browns have given us NOTHING... but we Truley Grace Brown do believe that season 17 has potential to be a show actually worth watching! Buckle up bitches and watch your kidneys... this is going to be one for the record books! Join our Facebook Group: Shit Talk: Sister Wives and other Reality TV! Sign up for Patreon as we go back and …

“In this final episode of one-on-one interviews, Kody and Christine share shocking news that will change the family dynamic forever as the other wives weigh in on how it affects their future.” Kody is ANGRY! Robyn, a divorcee, believes people who get divorced are quitters! Christine is a free-bird, flying free and finding her G-spot. Janelle is mis…

Meet the Browns, a family that seems like a regular family until you step inside their home; a huge change could transform the family's dynamic forever. “We are going back to the beginning! Everyone is a lot happier– the Brown family is full of life, laughs, smiles and terrible outfit choices... buckle up as we are about to see a family begin to cr…

The Brown family continues to speak one-on-one with host Sukanya Krishnan about the highs and lows of last year. Christine discusses being a basement wife, while Robyn reveals her struggle for acceptance within the family. "If Christine is the basement wife... that makes Meri the outhouse wife. Kody has a penis nose, Robyn is trying so hard to cry …

The Browns sit down individually to talk about their most contentious season yet. Kody, Christine and Meri answer burning questions about the current state of their relationships, and the rest of the family discusses the challenges brought on by COVID. "Live from the Holy Ground: Coyote Pass and brought to you by THE red picnic table! Janelle could…

After a family gathering, the Brown family has their first COVID exposure. A conversation with Kody is the last straw for Christine, and when he returns to her house, he finds his belongings boxed in the garage. "What Ariella Mae wants, Ariella Mae gets! Christine gets a new door to her room, but Kody closes the door on any future dick appointments…