Kristin's middle name is Marie and Adam's middle name is James but if you rearrange those letters you'll find that collectively their middle name is Danger Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is camp? Is it somewhere you go? Is it something you do? Is it something you be? I'll tell you one thing for sure – we dunno Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone who hosts this show is a mother now. You'll need to listen if you want to know who it is!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good God, Mary, they're back. Let's party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Both Adam and Kristin were born in the eighties. The century? Is frankly none of your business Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sister, sister! Get thee to a stunnery. You're stunning!!!!! We're back again with another pre-covid morsel from the crusty dusty vault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you could choose to be any animal, what would it be? Would it be a slug? It'd be a slug, wouldn't it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ring Ring who's there? It's us your dear friends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin chose the topic this time. Adam needed be convinced. Team Fish or Team Adam please choose. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you can't help yourself, how the hell you gonna help somebody else? Can I get a cheese danish up in here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which Kristin proclaims "I can't wait until we don't do this anymore" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take a journey 'round the expanse of Adam's luminous skin. Dip your toes in the muddy waters of Kristin's pores. We're talking FACE on this day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Youth is wasted on the witches who make youth potions in their basements and don't share the youth potion with people who need youth potion Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All rise for the honorable Judge Kradam. Please use they/them pronouns and do not look it directly in their eyes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will the gang finally reveal their elusive Resident Scientist??? No Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Conspiracies, conventions, conquistadors. The three C's. No? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New year! New us! Just kidding. Same us Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is turkey important to you? We sure hope not Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some advice, from our brains, mainlined directly to your heart veins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's that smell? It's fresh baked content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Find the value of X when X equals a ruined foot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New season, same reason. The reason? Friendship. We've returned! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Christmas Eve Eve Eve, and we're on that holiday gig. The sound quality is terrible because we're recording in a cave. Banshee mother will never find us here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't judge us for getting drunker than ever in this episode, brought to you LIVE (not at all live) from Kristin's Basement. Banshee mom hasn't been around lately, but slugs are forming a circle around our home?? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Five times the episodic words, five times the conversational turds. The banshee has become a mother figure for the both of us. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your craft is a muscle. You need to E X E R C I S E it. The banshee has set up shop in our our studio and she's watching slime videos on her phone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It wasn't a foot ghost, it was a banshee. So we've got a lot on our plates over here. Nature is our topic this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adam's foot ghost is unruly and belligerent. Personally I think that it might have unfinished business, because that's a pretty common reason ghosts get trapped in the mortal realm but I'm no ghost expert. Opposite is our theme this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're only as old as we feel, and we feel very old, so let's talk about it. Adam's foot has healed, but I think it's haunted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fair is fair! That's what Kristin says when Adam gets angry she keeps talking about his foot in the episode descriptions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our best episode! It is by definition our BEST episode. Adam's foot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A hair is a wish your follicle makes, when you're fast asleep. Today the gang wears wigs while talking about hAiRy SitUaTiOnS and also just literal hair. Adam falls silent about his foot, because he really really wants Kristin to stop writing about his "non-existent" foot problem in the episode description section. What Adam doesn't know is that it…

Eggs are versatile, eggs are kind. Have you thanked an egg today? Adam's foot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer is coming, so let's talk about it. Hopefully the hot sun will dry out adam's foot wound. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Surround yourself with loved ones while listening to this week's Very Special Episode. Adam finally opens up about his foot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adam may have inherited his foot problems from his grandmother, but we'll never know, because Eunice won't talk about it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin and Adam arm wrestle, which was hard for Kristin because she doesn't normally like to get too close to Adam's ruined foot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The final frontier. In the shadow of Adam's foot goiter, we are all insignificant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen as we give the gift of our wisdom to real actual people with real actual questions. Adam's festering foot wound is learning how to talk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you thought the cold temperature and dry air would smoke out Adam's foot growth, you'd be wrong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! New year, same foot disease. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adam's wish is for a healthy foot. That's his #1 genie wish. But he'll never admit it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we talk about shit pianos, and not the kind your'e thinking of. Kristin develops an allergy, and Adam's foot has reached critical mass! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's dive into that ample dumpster called adventure. Together. Careful of Adam's foot. It's healing? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have them. You have them. Adam has gross feet. Let's get on with it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Immerse yourself in a magical world of whimsy, wonder, and Adam's foot which we do not discuss but you should know is healing poorly. Kristin eats goldfish and pistachios for half the episode you're gonna love it Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Adam claims that he doesn't want to keep talking about his foot, but guess what we talk about. His foot. And rituals! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fears for the future, fears that are dumb, a remedial reading. Adam's foot secret is revealed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the inaugural episode, our topic is "Firsts." Crushes, Amendments, Buttholes, and Adam's disgusting foot secret. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.