Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions.
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Does the fact that there are only 19M people in New York but there are 21M people registered to vote, with 1.2M of those being cloned, seem at all suspicious to you? If Thomas Jefferson appeared at your door l…
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Q+ Teaser - Podcast Host DESTROYED By New York Post Voice
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it normal for a teenage boy like me to like a good gut punching contest because I’ve been wanting a good beating? Can you still go to heaven if you smoke cigarettes? What is the normal amount of grills to h…
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I shower at a sleepover? Has Superman and Batman ever slept together? How do you make money on a bog? Me and my friend Emma live on a bog and we are looking to make money quick and fast. --- Follow Mart…
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Q+ Teaser - Employer DEMANDS Naked Sauna Time
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Crossing Boundaries w/ Josh Gondelman
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why didn't my wang fall off when I turned 40? If I ate human meat, am I considered a cannibal forever or what? Big foot arrives at your door and confesses he’s sad of constantly hiding. You have 24 hours to ma…
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How does it feel when you swallow a live eel? I feel that most men are secretly gay, but due to society can’t accept or admit it. Am I wrong? What actor is a “yowza times 1000”? --- Go find Clare at ClareOkane…
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Q+ Teaser - My Boyfriend Wants Me to Hold His Balls While He Sleeps
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Operator's Handbook w/ Felix Biederman
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COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AUGUST 24th in NYC: https://www.caveat.nyc/events/quorators-8-24-2024 Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do you go all out, even if it kills you? Is it acceptable to greet a Jew by saying "Hello Jew"? I’m on the autism spe…
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Q+ Teaser - Gay Dragon Ball Z Resort for Men
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Who invented the lightbulb? Sorry you have been lied to I impregnated my employee. How do I trick her husband into signing the birth certificate? Why do some people call Trump "the Lying King? --- Be sure to f…
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Q+ Teaser - Zionist Wins An iPad Through Posts
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it safe to eat a raccoon that I trapped? I want its fur pelt but I feel bad about wasting the meat (but I’m also worried about diseases). If we put makeup on a female chimp would male chimps consider it to …
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Q+ Teaser - Girlfriend Invents New Month System
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do dads think it's okay to mash up full frontal hugs with their daughters? Is it okay to pee in the bed when you stay in a hotel? Is boxing allowed in heaven? Get even more Quorators when you support the s…
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Q+ Teaser - Hot Girl Low TC? Or Average Girl High TC?
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do cows naturally eat meat? I've only found videos of either starving cows or cows probably taught to eat meat. Do you believe Bigfoot hunts humans? How can I stop someone from harassing my wife through astral…
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: I'm 12 and able to bench 205, and curl 50's. How normal is that? Is Tom S after my dad? Go and fuck with him and see where you end up at. You be on the street! Which country has the most witches? Follow Ismael…
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Q+ Teaser - Wife is driven MAD with MAILMAN LUST
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Trials and Afflictions w/ Jake Young
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How would you react if Booser from Super Mario was real? I can't stop thinking about making money. How do I get out of this mindset? A witch cast spells to kill me and make me seriously ill. I only sleep 3 hou…
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Q+ Teaser - Am I Wrong For Throwing My Wedding Ring In The Ocean?
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do you chat with women for money? Why am I a bad girl? How does a dog or cat know when their lover cheats on them? Watch Kate's new stand up special Loopholes on youtube, Apple TV, and other exciting strea…
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Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Date A Police Officer
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Devious Relationships w/ Pamela Ross
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why aren't white people allowed to date white women? What has been your experience of smooching your real aunt? My girlfriend stabbed me. Should I just do the manly thing and toughen out the wound? I wouldn't …
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Philosophy of the Ages w/ Hussein Kesvani
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What would you do if I want to be eaten up by a human right now? Why don't more people dine and dash? You literally get a meal for free. What do you want me to do for you? I will do what you want. --- Get even…
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: If you get robbed at gunpoint by a teen girl and you're carrying, do you shoot her? Should we legalize drunk driving? Would you allow your wife to get pregnant to another man? Get even more Quorators when you …
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Q+ Teaser - We Found a Quora Question About Ourselves
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Mysteries of the Flesh w/ Adam Gilbert
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: What kind of sweet body do you have? Why do I see white people as being Chinese? I always catch my boyfriend smelling his testicles, is that weird? Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://pa…
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Q+ Teaser - Woman Asks Co-Worker to Leave His Wife
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week we find an insane quora user named SIDEWINDER who invented his own style of fighting. So get hyped for that because we read his posts for 20 minutes. Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ http://patreon.com/quorators…
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girls are always trying to have a little penis. more scientific info @ https://www.patreon.com/quorators
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Have you ever been diaper punished 24/7 as a teenager? My daughter summoned a demon through her Ouija board. Is spanking her an appropriate punishment? I'm Daphne Lawman. I am 19 years of age. Am I in senior h…
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Q+ Teaser - Guy Secretly Doses Bandmate With Estrogen
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Can a great skillful swordfighter from the modern age incapacitate 20 attackers with his sword in a street fight? How do I sign out of Quora? Just closing the app does not seem safe or logical. It's 4:21 me ti…
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Why do gay men lock eyes in stores? Is it normal that I can pause time and do whatever I want? A dump truck mistakenly dumped a pile of gravel in my yard. They refuse to remove it and are demanding payment for…
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Family Values w/ Talking Simpsons Podcast
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is Marge Simpson Black? I'm 15 and a little bit obese. I'm planning to smoke using my mom's cigarettes without telling her. What are the side effects of smoking in my age? Will my metabolism get faster? What s…
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Q+ Teaser - Homophobe Jeremy TRIGGERED By Dog Love
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: How do I summon a succubus that I can serve and let her use me? If a witch was being sued and they did a spell on the plaintiff and their lawyers, would the witch's spell be more effective if the plaintiff and…
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Q+ Teaser - LinkedIn Man Raises Son As A Human Weapon
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Is it possible to kill all the rats in NYC? I think my pet fox has autism because all he does is scream and is very unaffectionate with us. What should I do? Is it bad to live in the forest, with animals, and …
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Q+ Teaser - Christian Discussion And Freestyle
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Comedians Alex Ptak and Jeremy Kaplowitz explore the mysterious land of Quora.com to answer life's questions. This week's questions include: Do White People Love Cheese? Can I share my bed with my brothers? Without the reaping of spiritual fruit, can any atheist truly obtain inner peace? ----- Get even more Quorators when you support the show @ htt…
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Q+ Teaser - WikiHow To Defend Yourself Against An Ostrich
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