A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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If you see Xandy looking for compliments at your local dog groomer... no you didn't. See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoo…
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It's like a foot camel animorph. Watch our virtual live stream July 7th at 7:00 PM ET! twitch.tv/xandyschiefer See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available…
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Description: This episode is full of hits like "Midnight in Charlotte," "Manhattan is Not My Home," and "I love HAM." See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items av…
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Only real ones can name three pollinators. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from ou…
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We are not liable for any nightmares you might have about AI Jesus with four hands. Ad-free listening and full video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Summer items available now! https://www…
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288: Reviews of Hot Air Balloon Rides
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Put your phone on Zeppelin mode and help us get this balloon out of a tree. Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour You can see clips from our episodes for free on our …
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287: Reviews of Food Delivery Services
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Eros hath struck you with his arrow so you have no choice but to love this episode. Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Come see us live!! Our Portland show is SOLD OUT get your tix for the others now! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour You can see clips from our episodes for free…
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Go go gadget penis pump! Support us on Patreon to get ad-free listening and video episodes! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Get your live show tickets now!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.st…
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Coming Soon to Theaters Near You: Get Out of My Swamp (And by Swamp I Mean Reality) See us LIVE: beachtoosandy.com Check out our merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thext…
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284: Reviews of Evil Sounding Drinks
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Check out merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Court…
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283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals
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Root beer milk and a great time coffin coffin thumbs up Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us …
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***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi…
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We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended. Xtine's Etsy for all you hoop and stick enthusiasts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/thextinefiles ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on Ti…
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280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences
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This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned! ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.et…
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Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law. ***COME SEE US LIVE!*** https://beachtoosandy.com/ Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/b…
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Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles. Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn…
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277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2
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Here lies Auston Powers. Sex? Yes please! Look at what we have in store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Learn more about…
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Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo …
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Check out our new merch store! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Xandy's Stream: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo …
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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by …
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Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/hauntedtofu Check out our Instagram: instagram.com/beachtoosandy Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by …
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272: Reviews of Reality Dating Shows
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A kiss is the beginning of everything. -Nolene Last chance to get in on our winter sale! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ha…
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Don't discuss this episode too much, it might make Xandy sick. Check out our winter merch sale from 2/9-2/16! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy Xandy is streaming again: twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Xtine's Etsy: https:/…
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Is that Nana's bong or an empty Gatorade bottle? Catch Xandy's Stream tomorrow! twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Or join his Discord to see when he goes live! https://discord.gg/6CF8gq4Bys Get your cool cruiser merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch videos from our episodes on TikTok! https://tiktok.com/@beachtoosandy Support us on Patreon! https://ww…
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