It's about the MUSIC. Our couples get defined, love triangles become pentagons and quadrangles, and you gotta protect Sheridan at all costs. Also Kesha and Jason Mraz are here. This episode is wild, we loved it. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, and this week's number one j…

Oh boy, this show just keeps getting better and better. Four dates? Sheridan being a perfect boy? Did Trevor cheat on his girlfriend? Also there's singing and music happening, maybe too much of it? Anyway, here goes another episode. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, and thi…

We did it, and we didn't hate it. The world of Bachelor Nation is entering a new chapter, a more musical chapter, perhaps a more chaotic chapter, and your favorite hosts are here to discuss it and make crude jokes about it. Oh, and we were definitely right about Michael Todd. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Th…

Well, in these dark times, your favorite hosts have caved and decided to cover the upcoming show The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart, and as always, we begin with a cast reveal episode in preparation for Monday's premiere. Alex touches on this early in the episode, but this episode was recorded remotely, and there were some technical diffic…

Alright, it's finally time to do this shit. We're gonna talk about Bachelor in Paradise, in our annual "Oops, we didn't cover BiP so now we have to recap the entire season in one episode and it's gonna go just okay" episode! We'll talk about the couples that came out of Paradise this year, and the people who didn't matter. We'll touch a little bit …

It's Britney, bitch. But we totally realize we're deep into Bachelor in Paradise, and we never even released an episode about Hannah's finale! So we're doing that today! We'll talk about the finale, future projects, and even touch on the current season of Bachelor in Paradise! Sorry we're so late! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, ou…

I hate this title so gotdang much why did you do this to me Alan? Anyway, it's time for the F&%k Palace, the part of the season where smashing may or may not occur. We'll also be talking about the Luke extravaganza that was the Men Tell All, and that beautiful half hour of content we got preceding it. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway…

Alright, it's that time once again. It's our favorite running joke of the podcast. Hometowns, the part of the season where Hannah goes to the hometowns. We'll discuss the four remaining boys, two of them good, two of them very bad. Which of them get to go to the F&%k Palace? Whose family is the weirdest? Who has the hottest sister? We'll unfortunat…

It's the week before hometowns, and it's time to decide who's going home, and who's going home. Luke is still around, and he still sucks. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch". Follow us on Twitter @FinalBr…

Oh man, this episode was horny. If only we had a tagline for that. We don't though. It's finally a normal episode of The Bachelorette, chock full of one-on-one dates, a group date, and hoo boy there's that garbage boy Luke. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of …

It didn't get better, and we honestly spent half this episode just playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. We'll talk about the roughly half-an-episode's worth of content we got, which was garbage, and the half-an-episode's worth of pre-filmed talk show, which was worse. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "Sons of Sk…

Guys, this one was hard to get through. There's some Luke on Luke drama, and by some, I mean way too much. We discuss Like Mike and Holes a bit too. I dunno. Enjoy. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".…

Our podcast is finally ready for presidency, and we're celebrating with our first guest host! Francesca Toy, former host of the podcast Toyin' Around, joins us to recap Week 3 of Hannah's journey for love. We'll talk about The Secret Life of Pets 2, Ant-Man, and Shrek, and somehow all of this is actually related to this week's episode. Our opening …

It's finally time to Roll Tide! After taking a week off of recording, which works in our favor since week 1 is usually pretty light, content-wise, your favorite hosts are back to get into the details of Hannah's season of The Bachelorette. We'll talk about the boys we can remember, and the crimes they may or may not have committed, nugget-related o…

It's a brand new look, a brand new name, and the same dumb podcast! Alex and Alan are back, a week earlier than expected, re-capping the Bachelorette Reunion episode, and giving some hot takes on the boys for Hannah's upcoming season! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang. Play …

Akon isn't in this episode, sorry to get your hopes up. But it's time to finish this season off...with a bang? Oof, that felt gross just to type out. But it's time for Alan and Alex to address the events of Colton's four hour finale. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and ou…

Return to the F&%K Palace, and holy shit is it wild. Honestly, this was actually the most dramatic episode yet, and we're comin' with the hottest, freshest takes, straight from the bar. Also we eat some pizza. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music…

It's back! The stupidest joke on this podcast returns for another installment of Hometowns! The part of the season where Colton goes to the Hometowns! We'll recap one of the consistently terrible episodes of this franchise, including hometowns, awkward conversations with Dad, and our first special guest, my mom, who called me while recording to ask…

As the final episode of our Catch-Up trilogy arrives, we thought the Goof Tap had run dry. We were wrong. We've got goofs for days here on BBR as we cover the DRAMATIC week before Hometowns. Who's going home? Who gets called two-faced? Who's here for the right reasons? You're gonna hear a lot of this. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway…

The second release in our trilogy, it's time to go to Vietnam, shout "Good Morning", and get HORNY. Lookin' at you, Hannah G. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".…

The first in our trilogy of episodes releasing this week. We'll talk about Week 5 of The Bachelor, all the drama, all the roses, and all the dates. Roses are involved. Someone dies. Not really...or do they? Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music co…

Recording two episodes in a day was rough on us, but this episode definitely ranks a 10 on the Harrison scale. What's the Harrison Scale? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out! Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizza…

Comin' at ya hot, fast, and late, is your favorite Bachelor podcast hosts, talking about...The Bachelor. Mary Berry may join us to discuss our baking techniques, which clearly aren't up to snuff. Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from th…

Hey listeners! We thought this might be the best way to disseminate information about why the channel has been dark for like two weeks. Sorry for the radio silence, hopefully we can clear some of this up. Y'all are the best.

The boys are back to dunk all over Colton’s season of The Bachelor! We cover two whole episodes in this one, since the premiere was a bit light on content.

We told you we'd be back! And we are! Last week, Dad Harrison announced the cast members for the upcoming season, and this week, your favorite hosts are discussing our first impressions. Also, ABC made a typo, and we light those suckers up for it.Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound…

We've been gone for a long time, we know, and we're sorry. But Bach Nation never sleeps, so in preparation for Colton's season, your hosts have swooped in to cover the last four months of Bachelor Happenings. We'll see you again soon!Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang.…

Only three weeks late comes your favorite hosts, with the freshest, hottest takes on the season premiere of Bachelor in Paradise. We're literally so excited about this, but also very sorry that our lives made recording this episode so friggin' late. We'll be back on track real soon, promise.Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closi…

It wouldn't be a real BBR episode unless it was a week late! Let's talk about this finale. Was it interesting? Was it good television? Was it predictable? The answers to all these questions, and more, coming up on the season finale of Bro's Before Rose. Also it's our 20th episode, so that's neat!Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our …

Welcome back to the F&%k Palace. You know what happens here. Colton doesn't, but he's long gone. Also, we talk about the Men Tell All a bit. It was a real trash fire.Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".…

Alex may have gone off on a tirade about his general dislike of Western NY in this episode. He's very sorry to anyone who is offended. Also, Hometowns happens this week! It's the part of the season where Becca goes to the hometowns!Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our …

Man, we really did our best this week. The Baha Men were there though, so that was neat. This one was rough, so listen to your favorite hosts pad out the timing of the episode by attempting to discuss the Avengers, Fortnite, and our favorite amiibo!Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhou…

We're not shuckin' around this week. Nine boys left. Two one-on-one dates. One group date. Two very sweaty podcast hosts. Let's do the damn thing.Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizzard game "Overwatch".…

Oh look, we got an episode on time this week! Neat! Get ready for some awkward singing, stories about camels, and the fabled two-on-one date, as your favorite hosts discuss it all. This is gettin' rough.Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes …

This episode is late, and it's comin' at ya fast! This is our first episode recorded in the AM, and our first episode where we have like a pretty serious time crunch, so this episode is a bit on the short side, but we think we covered everything, like Captain Underpants, Captain America, the relevance of Park City, Utah, and more!Our opening music …

Get ready for the cool, refreshing taste of Powerade, as your favorite, well-hydrated hosts break down The Bachelorette. Will Chris Harrison reach his maximum potential? Will Jordan achieve Super Saiyan? Which sports drink has the electrolytes you need to get your through your busy day? It's all coming up tonight, on Bro's Before Rose: Brought to y…

Your hosts are back for another episode on Becca's continuing journey for love. We'll talk about group dates, about Jordan, and attempt to do impression of Lil Jon that are probably bordering on offensive! We're sorry for the impressions, and also that they may shatter your ear-drums thanks to Alex's shitty editing.Our opening music is "What is Lov…

Oh, it's good to be back. Alan and Alex are here to discuss the premiere of Becca's season of The Bachelorette. Armed with zero notes, they admittedly get lost on more tangents than usual.Our opening music is "What is Love" by Haddaway, our closing music is "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, and our play of the game music comes from the Blizza…

We're in the off-season now, waiting for Becca's turn at the helm, but what should we do with this spare time? If you guessed "Commentary on the first season of Flavor of Love", you're correct. Alex and Alan are commenting on episode one of the 2003...er...2006 reality show, Flavor of Love, starring Flavor Flav.Our theme song is "What is Love" by H…