Ali and Sam are back again to talk about tiny artworks that make a big impression. How does Willard Wigan fit the statue of liberty on a pinhead? Would you be comfortable referring to Francis Glessner as “mother”? Where the f**k have Sam and Ali been? We’re happy to be back and can’t wait for you to find out!…

This week, Sam and Ali discuss the stories of the art world’s very own Indiana Jones (Arthur Brand) and the perpetually stolen Ghent Altarpiece. Which city’s dumpsters would Sam search for artworks? Would you get into a car with a group of people carrying spades? And honestly, did Van Eyck ever see an actual farm animal? Oh, and if you bear a resem…

This week, Ali and Sam take on two of the most important performance artists of all time, Marina Abramović and Ana Mendieta. Would they allow a memory foam mattress in MoMA? Where does Sam feel most at home? And most importantly: ¿Dónde está Ana Mendieta? This episode mentions violence, including but not limited to sexual violence and domestic viol…

Sam and Ali are back to talk about conspiracy theories, but maybe they didn’t understand the assignment. Would Sam wear Dolly Parton’s shoes? Does anyone take gymnastics next to Stonehenge? What exactly is an amateur art historian? Have a listen for the answers to all of these important questions.By Ali Kemp & Sam Warnke

Ali and Sam explore the lives of pop culture icons Andy Warhol and Yayoi Kusama in this week's episode. Which artist gets a big thumbs down from Sam? What would IKEA call a chair covered in phallic stuffed toys? What does Good Charlotte have to do with any of this? Join the mainstream and have a listen.…

Sam and Ali are back after an unintentional 2 week hiatus to discuss artworks made by and in nature. Will Ali overcome her fear of bees? Does Sam prefer the beach or mountains? What does a ska song by Warnke the Wallabies sound like? Join us for a nature walk and learn all about it.By Ali Kemp & Sam Warnke

This week, Sam and Ali entertain another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles x Renaissance Masters crossover. Which Renaissance statue would Ali take home from a bar? Does Sam still watch Dragon Tales when she’s feeling sick? Which Renaissance Master would win in a fight? Have a listen and you, too, can be a hero in a half-shell.…

This week, Ali and Sam discuss the lives and works of two felonious artists. How do you say "Texas’s"? Would you rather be called Prickly Knuckles or Creepy Ladybug? What can we learn about the importance of creative outlets for inmates? Listen to this week’s episode to join the conversation.By Ali Kemp & Sam Warnke

This week, Sam and Ali share stories about two women who worked alongside their male counterparts to shake up the art world. Is muse a four-letter word? Would you rather be a Jen or a P-aren’t-ner? What does Jesus Christ Superstar have to do with all of this? Have a listen and find out why behind every surrealist fuckboy there’s an equally complica…

This week, Sam and Ali talk about unbelievable art forgery cases that left them shooketh. Why do we want this statue’s work out routine? How did no one realize these drawings were made with magic markers? Will Ali ever find her kindergarten fish masterpiece? Listen and find out, you’ll be positively cock-a-hoop.…

This week, Sam and Ali celebrate Women’s History Month by telling the stories of three badasses from Art History. Who is going to build the temple designed by Hilma af Klint? How did Claude Cahun and Marcel Moore single handedly lead a resistance campaign against Nazi occupiers? And why don’t women ever thinking they’re doing enough? We hope you li…

This week, Sam and Ali investigate 2 very dangerous art materials, and also reevaluate some of their own risky past times. Why did Ali have so many terrible screen names? Will Sam ever grow out of her emo phase? What do the color green and a giant blue horse have in common? You won’t want to miss this one, it just might save your life.…

It’s Halloween in March as Sam and Ali delve into the world of spooky art. We’ll get into the details of two (maybe?) haunted artworks and even get into some in-real-time sleuthing. Are Sam’s faucets haunted? Why did Ali almost reject her husband’s marriage proposal? Would you touch a haunted artwork? Listen now or you might end up cursed.…

This week, Sam (The Kraken) and Ali (Orange Dumbbell Pancake Bandit) discuss priceless lost artworks, including Jack from Titanic’s contribution to art history. What happened to the Amber Room? Where is Ali’s Juicy Couture jacket? Why the fuck is that painting called Pigeon with Peas? Join us as we try to put all the pieces together.…

In this inaugural episode, Ali and Sam discuss the art world's most pressing questions: why do people destroy shit? What do box-cutters and blue Jell-o have in common? How is repairing a canvas similar to high-stakes cross-stitching? Join them as they journey through two of the strangest stories of vandalism in art history. This is why we can't hav…

Put on your best pearls and get ready to clutch them – in this episode, Ali and Sam share salacious stories of controversial art. Ali kicks us off with a story of the world’s first mass produced printed porn and Sam follows up with some hard facts on an iconic, disputatious feminist work. What does a Vatican bathroom have to do with all this? Why d…

Launching mid-February! Museum and art lovers Sam & Ali uncover the odd, the obscene, and the otherwise undiscussed stories throughout the history of art.By Ali & Sam