Ever wondered what it's like to see Washington, DC through the eyes of a first-time adult visitor? Picture perfect weather and surprisingly clean streets set the stage for our recent adventure with Robyn. Traversing eight miles a day, we marveled at the grandeur of the National Mall and got lost among the orchids at the Botanical Gardens. From the …

Have you ever paused your grocery shopping to enjoy a cocktail in the middle of the store? Picture this: a fancy Kroger with its very own in-store bar, where the social dynamics are as diverse as the snack aisle itself. Join us on a delightful romp through the aisles as we encounter a fellow shopper in search of elusive crackers, leading to an enth…

What if a spinning wheel could dictate the course of your entire evening? Join us as we share a hilarious tale of Wheel of Fortune's unpredictable streaks, where "Bankrupt" and "Lose a Turn" seemed to be the wheel's favorite stops, leaving Ryan Seacrest equally puzzled. We also take a trip back to fond memories of game shows that have defined our T…

Ever wondered why we pay for some self-care rituals that seem, well, a bit peculiar? We certainly do, and on this episode of "Hey Real Quick with Amy and Marty," we tackle some of the quirkiest self-care trends with our signature humor. Imagine comparing the removal of dip powder from nails to an industrial operation or questioning why anyone would…

Who knew that grocery shopping could be both a battlefield and a treasure hunt? We kick off October with a playful take on Publix sales strategies, revealing the mysteries behind BOGO deals and how not to get lost in the cereal aisle. Ever felt like you're paying a ransom for your beloved breakfast staples? We share some laughter and tips on naviga…

Ever had to flee from a float decoration party for an impromptu trip to Six Flags? This week, we take you on a joyful ride through the colorful and chaotic world of high school homecoming traditions. From dress-up days like twin day to the creativity behind building homecoming floats, we relive the laughter and logistical nightmares that come with …

Ever wonder what happens when home improvement projects go hilariously off track? Join us as Marty shares his back porch painting fiasco and Amy recounts her surprise encounter with a hornet's nest while trying to install a storm door. Between laughter and laments, we uncover the unpredictable nature of DIY home projects and the humorous mishaps th…

Updating dental paperwork for the kids should be a simple task, right? Not when you’re asked bizarre questions that make you question the entire process! We also had a hilarious run-in with a young entrepreneur selling digital coupon books via a QR code, which made us laugh and think about how much fundraising has evolved since our childhood days. …

Have you ever wondered if a plate of wings could leave you laughing more than full? Join us as we recount our hilarious Labor Day weekend in Auburn, where we found ourselves at Good Times bowling alley and arcade, faced with wings so tiny we questioned if they were from pigeons or mockingbirds. Despite the poultry debacle, our trip was packed with …

Ever wondered why Labor Day, a holiday meant to honor the American labor movement, often feels like just another excuse for retail sales and backyard barbecues? Join us on "Hey, Real Quick with Amy and Marty" as we navigate the anticipation and activities that surround this long weekend. We dive into our own Labor Day traditions—or lack thereof—fro…

What happens when college football takes a trip across the Atlantic? Tune in to hear our spirited discussion about Florida State and Georgia Tech's season opener in Dublin, Ireland. We unpack this exciting international trend, drawing parallels with the NFL's overseas matches and reminiscing about Notre Dame's past globe-trotting games. With Labor …

Ever wondered if there's an unwritten rulebook for surviving the school car line chaos? We kick off this episode by sharing our own car line adventures, from the wild and free high school drop-offs to the military-precision middle school routines. We spill the beans on our early arrival strategies and the hilarious antics we've witnessed, all while…

Have you ever wondered how a dog can touch your life so profoundly? Join us as we pay tribute to Nilla, sharing the bittersweet memories and heartfelt moments of saying goodbye. We then shift gears to the bright lights and high stakes of the Olympics, where we revel in the awe-inspiring performances of track and field athletes and gymnasts. With a …

Ever wonder if a lake vacation could top a beach getaway? Join us as we recount our recent adventures to Tim's Ford Lake and the Gulf, weighing the serenity of the lake against the thrilling unpredictability of the ocean. From the ease of navigating calm waters to the challenges of seaside weather, we'll share our firsthand insights and humorous an…

Ever wondered what happens when middle-aged parents try to keep up with a bunch of laser tag prodigies? We sure found out the hard way at Amy's son's 17th birthday bash! Join us as we recount the chaos, the sweat, and the unexpected joy of navigating a two-level battlefield dominated by highly skilled middle schoolers. It's a tale of family fun, a …

Ever found yourself bewildered at the pediatrician's office, wondering what exactly "albuterol" is or why your child needs to take off their shoes for weighing? Join us as we recount Randall's hilarious misadventures during his first solo visit to the pediatrician with his youngest child in over two decades. From frantic SOS texts to Amy to navigat…

What if your furry best friend had to undergo surgery again and again? Meet Nilla, our sweet 12-year-old schnauzer-poodle mix, as we share the rollercoaster journey of her latest surgery for seborrheic gland cysts. From her frequent stints wearing the 'cone of shame' to the emotional challenges of post-surgery care, we recount the trials and tribul…

Ever wondered why Chick-fil-A's drive-thru feels like a military operation? Buckle up and join us as we embark on a summer road trip adventure, stopping at the ultimate pit stop—Chick-fil-A. We break down the logistics of quick, efficient stops, sharing hilarious personal anecdotes and marveling at the intricacies of their sauces and packaging that…

What happens when you mix childhood antics with quirky pest control stories and a dash of household chaos? You get an episode brimming with laughter and nostalgia! Remember the neighborhood groundhog, Buccee, who was always up to something? We kick off with some unforgettable tales of childhood remedies that might make you question modern medicine.…

Ever had a splinter so stubborn you resorted to taping a piece of fatback to your finger? This episode is packed with those kinds of hilarious and bizarre childhood remedies that will leave you laughing out loud. We kick things off by catching up on the summer heat and personal updates. Amy shares some bittersweet news about her dog, Nilla, who's g…

Ever wondered how a visit to Costco for new glasses can spark a journey through the whimsical world of eye care and vision correction? Join us as we recount Robyn's adventure in picking out new specs, leading to an amusing yet informative discussion on the joys and challenges of aging eyesight. We explore various eyewear options, from progressives …

What happens when your dog's gourmet taste buds clash with your vet's chicken and rice recommendations? Join us as we navigate the chaos and hilarity of pet ownership! We kick off with Amy’s escapade of dealing with her dog's projectile vomiting, likely caused by the cicada invasion or maybe that suspicious flower pot. Marty jumps in with tales of …

Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a shopping spree, not for clothes or gadgets, but 30 pounds of turkey smoked sausage? That's exactly where we kick things off this week, as we dive headfirst into the hilariously chaotic world of preparing for a low country boil. Amidst a grocery store odyssey spanning from Walmart to Publix, Robin's co…

Ever found yourself face-to-face with a bear in the most unexpected of places? Marty and Amy sure have, and they're dishing out all the wild details in our latest episode. We're talking post-spring break shenanigans, complete with a tale of the dreaded 'Pink Eye Castle' escapade at good ol' Chuck E. Cheese. And if simple dining strategies are what …

Have you ever found yourself chuckling at the mere thought of Steve Martin's wild and crazy guy persona? Well, get ready to explore the comedic landscape with the man who brought arenas to their knees with laughter. Our latest episode peeks behind the curtain of Martin's life through the fresh lens of an Apple TV documentary and parallels it with h…

Ever found yourself in the throes of a cicada swarm, contemplating the protein potential of these crunchy critters? We did, and it sparked a hilariously honest conversation about these noisy neighbors in our latest episode. From the nitrogen-rich bounty they leave behind to the unexpected snacks they provide for pets and people alike, we share our …