Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand is an anthology of comedic radio plays and books-on-tape from various comedy writers. Each work is presented in chapters and as a whole, with limited commercial interruption. Email us at DrRaymondPants@gmail.com Created by Ean Smith
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Radio Theater that spans the gamut from Drama to Comedy to Horror to Science Fiction and Romance. The absolute highest standards, from acting to sound production goes into the creation of this audio series.
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The D’Canterbury Tales (Complete Book)
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Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, the Wife of Bath’s Tale, and the Knight’s Tale. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair, MyBees Credits: Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox…
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Similar to Chapter 1, which was similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, this time featuring the Knight's Tale. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray) Sponsored by: MyBees Credits: Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Pr…
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Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, and the Wife of Bath’s Tale. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray) Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair Credits: Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Uta…
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The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Complete Story)
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After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, prov…
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The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Ch. 2)
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With one evil witch already dead, Dorothy and her hit squad must travel to the West to neutralize the other in order for Oz, the Great and Powerful, to help Dorothy and Toto return home, open an investigation into the Munchkin murders, and provide the Tin Man with landmines to protect his property. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray) Credits: M…
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The Wonderful Wizarding World of Oz (Ch. 1)
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After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Credits: Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy Lauren Rivas (@larivasnume…
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The Real Grimm Shady (Complete Story)
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A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin. Credits: Matthew Storino (@StorinoMP) - Ch. 1 Narrator Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Ch. 2 Narrator Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Je…
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A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin. Credits: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smi…
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A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood. Credits: Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer…
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Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Complete Story)
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First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a talking rabbit and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers. They find their way back to the great hall to use A…
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Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Ch. 2)
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Alice and her co-conspirators find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Cast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice Travis Marsala (@…
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Alice’s Adventurous Venture into Wonderland (Ch. 1 )
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First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a rabbit she saw and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Cast: Dyla…
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A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween. He is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween during the night, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in being a part o…
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Scrooge is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in giving out candy on Halloween. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Cast: Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Pas…
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A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Cast: Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Fredina, Tavern Owner A…
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A non-invasive collection of Poe-inspired stories which includes The Mask of Amontillado, Raven, The Goldish, Maybe Bronze, Bug, and The Tell-Tale Hearty Upper Lip. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Credits: Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) Susan Day Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Travis Ma…
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Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Complete Story)
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After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan. Once evidence is gathered, and bodies start to pile up, Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of …
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Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 3)
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Chapter Three: Poiror Sits Back and Thinks After hours of sitting back and thinking through the evidence collected, Inspector Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths of a fellow passenger and the captain’s stepfather, Todd. Written by Ean Sm…
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Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 2)
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Chapter Two: The Evidence A second corpse, a flock of confusion, and a gaggle of suspicion lead Inspector Poiror and the other passengers to search each sleeping compartment for clues as to who among them may be a murderer, with just a brief pause to attack an enemy Japanese battle ship. Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). Dylan Carey (@_groov…
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Murder on the Eastern Asia, Specifically Japan, -Bound Express (Ch. 1)
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Chapter One: The Facts After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan. Written by Ean Smith (marcusdayhooray). Credits: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_…
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The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Complete Story)
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Written by Ean Smith Cast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker, Elliott Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man, Mary Beth Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress, Francis A…
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The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Ch. 2)
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Written by Ean Smith. Cast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid, AFI Kid Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Elliott Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Mary Beth Susan Day: Daphne, Francis Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georgina, Toronto Int…
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The Good, The Bad, and The Proletariat (Ch. 1)
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Written by Ean Smith. Cast: Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator Jakob Schaeffer: Michael, Tribeca Kid Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius): Sylvia, Ma Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92): Masculine Cassidy, Pa, Sign Maker Travis Marsala (@travismarsala): Sundance Kid, Relatively Short Man Susan Day: Daphne, Seamstress Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub): Georg…
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Introduction to Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand
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Credits: Voiceover: Susan DayBy The Trident Network
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 7B -Feb 28, 2008
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A Wild West Shoot 'em Up. Artie Azzetti Tries His Hand at Raising Sea Monkeys, and a Woman Literally Loses Face.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 6B -Feb 07, 2008
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Small Town Baseball, Artie Azzetti Learns About Bingo, and Flattery Might Just Get You.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 5B -Jan 28, 2008
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Could Be Cake...Could Be Meat. Due to a technical snafu and Steve's challenged memory, we're not sure what this one is really about. We recommend you listen and find out for yourself.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 24A -Jan 03, 2008
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A Remote Hunting Preserve Turns the Tables. Artie Azzetti Discovers the Pecking Order of School Desks, Plus the Most Bizzare Soap Opera in History.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 23A -Oct 23, 2007
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Henry and Peaches Search for the Meaning of a Secret Society, Artie Azzetti Searches for Secret Power and Royalties Offers a Search for Character.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 22A -Oct 02, 2007
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A Crazed Airline Pilot, Paul's Salute to Jean Shephard and the Inner Workings of Just About EverythingBy Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 21A -July 25, 2007
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Of All the Bars in Outer Space, You Had to Walk Into This One. Artie Camps Out and a New Look at Potatoes.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 20A -July 13, 2007
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The Second Season Begins With a Story About a Mentally Challenged Man, Artie Azzetti in Love and a Ghostly Gunslinger. Who Could Ask for More?By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 19A -May 21, 2007
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The Memorial Day Special. This will help you remember, is easy to remember is all around memorable. From your Department of Redundancy Department. Reminding you to remember never to forget.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 18A -April 5, 2007
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Archeology at it's most humorous. Artie Azzetti meets the Good Humor Man and Jake Hollow battles foreign agents in the conclusion of a three-parter.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 17A -March 19, 2007
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Jake Hollow Takes on Foreign Agents and Artie Azzetti Takes on Little League Baseball. It Must Be Spring.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 16A -March 06, 2007
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A Great Science Fiction Piece, More Jake Hollow Adventures and Artie Azzetti. You may just want to take the rest of the week off to think about this one.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 15A -February 19, 2007
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The New Adventures of Jake Hollow, Airmail Pilot. A tongue in cheek look at old radio serials. Plus, Finding Romance in Strange Places and Artie Azzetti.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 14A -February 7, 2007
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The Valentine Special. Love is in the Air...Oooh Baby. Hearts and Flowers, RST Style.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 13A -January 30, 2007
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Adventure on an aircraft carrier. A great cop comedy plus the antics of Artie Azzetti. This will warm up those cold winter nights.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 10A -December 14, 2006
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Holiday Special Number 1. Yes, we actually have three Holiday Specials for your listening pleasure. If these don't get you in the spirit, then it's time to move to a warmer climate where there's no snow to remind you of this wonderful time of year.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 11A -December 14, 2006
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Holiday Special Number 2. The 2nd of three Holiday Specials to brighten your spirits.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 12A -December 14, 2006
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Holiday Special Number 3. The 3rd of three Holiday Specials to brighten your spirits.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 9A -December 07, 2006
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The Conclusion to the China Seas Series. This one will keep you on the edge of your seat as you travel the world in search of the meaning of life. Or at least what to serve guests in a politically correct setting.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 8A -November 20, 2006
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The Thanksgiving Special. And you thought you knew all about the holiday.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 7A -November 13, 2006
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China Seas Part Four. Plus Artie Azzetti and the Tree Fort and Night Light. Something for every taste.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 6A -October 19, 2006
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The Halloween Special. Lions and Tigers and Ghosts, Oh My! This will keep you up nights.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 5A -October 12, 2006
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Second in a series called "China Seas". Plenty of action and adventure...explosions and everything. You probably shouldn't listen alone.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 4A -September 12, 2006
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First in a series called "China Seas". Plenty of action and adventure...explosions and everything. Probably nudity.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 3A -August 23, 2006
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This one will either keep you awake or put you right to sleep. It really depends on the mood you're in. Sci Fi, Down Home Stories of Love, probably a crime or two, don't miss this one.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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Rejection Slip Theater Episode 2A - July 10, 2006
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Horror, Comedy, Romance, and Drama. This episode has it all. You're going to love this one.By Radio Garage Productions, Inc.
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