Why do stand up when you can sit down? Not live, but recorded in my closet. This is SIT DOWN, STAND UP.
Supermarkets, movie theaters, restaurants....dogs are appearing in public like never before. WOOF WOOF GTFO of Starbucks with your pooch.
Are you there God? Its me, Hannah, and I'm about to poop my pants at Ralphs.
As the wise Cesar Millan has made clear so many times, "The dog is never the problem, its the owner." And kids are basically dogs, so woof woof, parent your kid or GTFO.