Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2025)

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A Tantra Master! 1:13:19

42m ago1:13:19

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EP #749: Bryan & Krissy take sex related "Ask TCB" and, us usual, give terrible advice. But at least the listener can take comfort in the knowledge that Bryan went to a tantra seminar...two times! TCBits Music: WSHIT Late Night Love Show Spins "Cuck Cuck Crush On You" Watch EP #749 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLL…

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Walking The Cardboard Carpet! 1:17:52

8m ago1:17:52

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EP #748: Bryan gets invited no where. But when he does, he is the "guest of dishonor" walking the red cardboard carpet for a wanna-be MTV Reality star! And...As the 12 Hours of TCB approaches, Bryan and Krissy are halfway between excitement and existential crisis. This episode kicks off with updates about the event’s May 31st launch—including the h…

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# 676 - My Dad Al Kreischer 1:56:54

1h ago1:56:54

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I sit down with my Dad Al Kreischer to talk about his early days as a lawyer, his parents, what I was like as a kid, and much more! My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Tecovas - Right now get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/BERT when you sign up for email and texts. Cornbr…

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Journey Of A Podcasting Idiot (Savant)! 1:08:58

18m ago1:08:58

1:08:58

EP #747: Bryan started his podcasting journey in a garage in Oak Forrest, IL, many years before podcasting was a thing! Now, decades later he is still waiting for his OG co-host to send the audio for upload. Then, Bryan and Krissy are slightly panicked and wildly underprepared for the upcoming 12 Hours of TCB. They kick off the countdown with chaot…

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Something’s Burning: Drinking Ladies Drinks and Tattooing Man Stuff with AlexSucks | S5 E12 1:09:39

4d ago1:09:39

1:09:39

All four members of the band, ALEXSUCKS, come by the kitchen for corn dogs, French 75s, and tattooing that could definitely go aggressively wrong.Follow ALEXSUCKS:https://www.instagram.com/alexsucksThis episode is brought to you by Tastemade. Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/BURNINGSUBSCRIBE so you never miss a vide…

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5:30!! 1:23:17

11h ago1:23:17

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EP#746: Bryan takes the kids over to Grandma Kiki's for Mother's Day and a stranger wants you to know dinner is a 5:30!! Plus, Bryan and Krissy are gearing up for their most ambitious idea yet: The 12 Hours of TCB! That’s right—twelve chaotic hours of podcasting, caffeine crashes, celebrity guests, and probably a few FCC violations. But before the …

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Welcome to 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer 1:01

17h ago1:01

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesBy YMH Studios

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Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:09:17

4d ago1:09:17

1:09:17

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Bryan Got It Wrong, Yeah! 1:10:51

4d ago1:10:51

1:10:51

Episode #745: Bryan and Krissy arena rare form , and chaos is on the menu—served with a side of mistaken identity and a heaping scoop of AI-generated nonsense. In this episode, Bryan nearly crashes the show with a rogue software update, accidentally confuses Bill Belichick with Bill Bellamy (yes, really), and proudly unveils a brand-new jingle segm…

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Papal Pomp & Pencil Skirts! 1:09:26

5d ago1:09:26

1:09:26

TCB Podcast - Episode #744: On this sacrilegiously scattered episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy pull back the incense-scented curtain on one of the most secretive events in the world: the Papal Conclave. From shadowy millionaire clubs in the U.S. to Italian paparazzi tracking celibate cardinals like they’re on “The Real Housewives of…

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Sam Jay is Black & Gay | Bertcast # 675 2:20:43

6d ago2:20:43

2:20:43

I sit down with comedian Sam Jay. We talk about luck vs attitude, Coke vs Pepsi, shitting the bed, white food and much more! My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix!Follow SamIG:https://www.instagram.com/samjaycomic/---------------------------------------------------Sponsors:SelectQuote - Get the right life insurance for YOU, for LESS, a…

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Bryan, The Labubu Yahoo! 1:02:27

6d ago1:02:27

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TCB Podcast - Episode #743: Bryan and Krissy are back to discuss the wild Pop Art craze feeding the Labubu craze! As usual, once TCB knows about it...it's too late! Plus, they break down the chaos behind Hollywood’s labor disputes and the wild world of nostalgic collectibles. First, they take a jab at union drama in the entertainment biz—why some a…

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Something’s Burning: Iliza Shlesinger + Noah Galuten + The World’s Greatest Sausage Bread | S5 E11 1:47:30

11d ago1:47:30

1:47:30

Comedian Iliza Shlesinger and her chef-husband Noah Galuten come by the kitchen so I can show Noah EXACTLY how to make his food… pulling recipes right out of his newest cookbook. And, not gonna lie – I killed it at the sausage bread.Follow Iliza Shlesinger:https://www.instagram.com/ilizasFollow Noah Galuten:https://www.instagram.com/galutenDon’t mi…

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TCB Infomercial: Noel Miller 1:08:50

7d ago1:08:50

1:08:50

TCB Infomercial: Noel Miller - Episode #742: Comedian, podcaster, and former Vine king Noel Miller joins Bryan and Krissy for a chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt convo about fatherhood, content creation, and the time someone literally hit his garage mid-interview ( that was THIS interview!) . From choking hazards and stand-up evolution…

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MrBallen Traumatizes Tom Segura | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:18:28

12d ago1:18:28

1:18:28

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More (Jackie) Beans PLEASE! 1:14:04

11d ago1:14:04

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Episode #741: Bryan and Krissy see Pearl Jam in Atlanta with the legendary Jackie Beans! Bryan and Krissy are still high on life (and low on sleep) after a wild night with Pearl Jam’s Dark Matter Tour in Atlanta. From scoring the worst nosebleed seats in stadium history to miraculously ending up with VIP access (thanks to mysterious connections), t…

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Mr. Jagger's Mr. 1:03:28

12d ago1:03:28

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Episode #740: On this wildly unpredictable episode of The Commercial Break, Bryan and Krissy recount Bryan’s once-in-a-lifetime brush with Mick Jagger, and spiral into a full-on 90s alt-rock nostalgia hole. From tree-hugging with your “minge” to side-stage seats with the Stones, it’s a wild ride down memory lane—featuring bad cafes, cobblers, Spin …

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# 674 - Billy Gardell is a Quitter 1:34:39

13d ago1:34:39

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I sit down with actor and comedian Billy Gardell. We talk about his incredible weight loss journey, addiction, getting sober, cheat meals, Mike & Molly, empty nesting, and much more! The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than 1 week away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! Follow Billy IG: https://www…

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See Ya Later Alligator! 1:14:03

13d ago1:14:03

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Episode #739: Bryan and Krissy are back with another jam-packed episode filled with gators, grifters, and giggles. Bryan recounts a harrowing—and hilarious—trip to a Florida gator farm, where the alligator Lucy may or may not be plotting a full-blown escape. Meanwhile, Jake Paul buys 5,600 acres in the swampy backwoods of Georgia (what could go wro…

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Something’s Burning: Trevor Wallace + Michael Blaustein + The Secret | S5 E10 1:40:16

14d ago1:40:16

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Stiff Socks hosts Trevor Wallace + Michael Blaustein stop by the kitchen for a good ol’ fashioned crawfish boil. We go in deep on porn, other comedians, and I spill a secret I haven’t told ANYONE.Follow Trevor Wallace:https://www.instagram.com/trevorwallaceFollow Michael Blaustein:https://www.instagram.com/blaucomedyThis episode is brought to you b…

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Habeas Pump'em! 1:08:48

14d ago1:08:48

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Episode #738: Bryan & Krissy discuss the intricate and secret process behind the Conclave slated to take place soon. Will we soon hear "Habeas Pump'em"? Or is it Habmeus pompem? We shall all find out once the black smoke turns white and the hard partying 75 year old men return with an answer. Then. South Georgia Sean calls in to talk about his unus…

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The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 2:02:52

19d ago2:02:52

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Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears 5k is this Sunday! There’s still time to sign up and join us in Tampa at Raymond James Stadium! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#introSPONSORS:- Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CAVE to sign up for your FREE trial.- Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinkligh…

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Someone Check on Bryan! 1:15:14

18d ago1:15:14

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Episode #737: Bryan has a bee in his bonnet! Particularly for Grant Cardone and other filthy rich folks telling the rest of us "we know better". Bryan believes luck plays a BIG role in success and says so....very loudly. Someone needs to check on Bryan. Then, things mellow out a bit when Krissy & Bryan review a review of a swingers cruise and resor…

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The Amazing Race...To The Bottom! 1:03:31

19d ago1:03:31

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Episode #736: Bryan & Krissy discuss the go-go 90's and 2000's reality show boom. They recall the dumb race to the bottom as one show after another tried to pander to the lowest common denominator. As an homage to that "time and space" they review THE craziest reality show of them all: Next Superstar USA! A one season mock-american idol style singi…

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# 673 - Jessica Kirson Is the Man 1:51:56

20d ago1:51:56

1:51:56

I sit down with comedian, Jessica Kirson. We talk about having 4 daughters, menopause, coming out, and much more! Stream her new special “I’m the Man” on Hulu April 25th The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than 2 weeks away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! Follow Jessica YT: https://www.youtube.c…

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We Didn't Start The Fyre! 1:12:14

20d ago1:12:14

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Episode #735: Bryan & Krissy discuss the (completely surprising) announcement that Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed...probably until never. then, Krissy takes a left turn when remembering that Mick Jagger had a restaurant in Atlanta called Micks (but he really didn't). Then, Bryan takes another left turn remembering when Justin Bieber took over a sma…

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Something’s Burning: It’s Racin’ Season With Kyle + Samantha Busch | S5 E09 1:23:24

25d ago1:23:24

1:23:24

NASCAR legend Kyle Busch and his wife, Samantha, stop by the kitchen on their way to the Daytona 500… and we talk about everything from Kyle’s career to Samantha’s cooking content. And, while we chat - I make a Sweet Tea Fried Chicken Sandwich with pimento cheese and Alabama White Sauce – in honor of Race Day! Follow Kyle Busch: https://www.instagr…

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TCB Infomercial: Danny Ricker 1:09:55

21d ago1:09:55

1:09:55

TCB Infomercial - Episode #734: The Jimmy Kimmel Show's Executive Producer, writer and author Danny Ricker joins TCB on the eve of his book launch. "Wow, You Look Terrible!" is a funny and frank look at parenting, fatherhood and the follies of growing humans. Danny also shares his unique perspective as the co-head writer of the best Late Night Show…

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Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:16:25

26d ago1:16:25

1:16:25

Check out Bert's new special "Lucky" streaming on Netflix! The 2 Bears, 5K in Tampa is less than 2 weeks away! Sign up at https://www.2bears5k.com/#intro SPONSORS: - Shop data plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/BEARS. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. - Brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/be…

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Frankie B Is Also, Taking Up Space! 1:07:29

29d ago1:07:29

1:07:29

Episode #733: Bryan & Krissy review the post (almost) space flight by Katy Perry and crew. Now being called "ass-tro-nots" the team congratulates themselves for a flight well flown! It's clearly a joke. Right? Then, Bryan pulls out a special treat for an audience member as a Frankie B video is found in thew archives. Frankie discusses what it takes…

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A Dire Situation! 1:13:12

27d ago1:13:12

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Episode #732: Bryan & Krissy discuss the Minecraft movie destroying box office records and the literal box offices! The block chicken has taken the 8-28 year old world by storm. A storm of popcorn, Fuego, Sour Patch Kids and a live chicken. Jack Black has some explaining to do. then, the Dire Wolf is back. Why? Joe Rogan, that's why! Plus, Bryan ha…

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# 672 - AJ Wilkerson Diagnoses Me with Autism 1:39:52

28d ago1:39:52

1:39:52

I sit down with rising comedian, AJ Wilkerson. We talk about living with autism, best time travel movies, touring with Jason Mewes, getting cut from Clerks 3, and much more! My new special “Lucky” is streaming now on Netflix! Follow AJ YT: https://www.youtube.com/@ajwilkersoncomedy IG: https://www.instagram.com/ajwilkersoncomedy -------------------…

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Bryan's Orange Crush 1:25:30

28d ago1:25:30

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Episode #731: Bryan is back from Flora-Bama and he has thoughts! The whole family had a good time from a good ole Orange Beach in Bama. While other costal locations have become too pricey an poncey for most to access, Bryan and his 12-15 kids found their slice of beach heaven....in the armpit of the south. Then, Cochella and steady march to being "…

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Something’s Burning: Complete Chaos with Luenell and Kathy Griffin | S5 E08 1:43:59

30d ago1:43:59

1:43:59

This time, Luenell and Kathy Griffin stop by, and things go from chaos to absolute pandemonium… there’s cancel culture, celebrity cameos, the obliteration of my name, and of course, critiques on my cooking. And then they went to The Ivy. Follow Luenell: https://www.instagram.com/luenell Follow Kathy Griffin: https://www.instagram.com/kathygriffin D…

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TCB Infomercial: Trae Crowder 1:12:05

29d ago1:12:05

1:12:05

TCB Infomercial - Episode #730: Bryan & Krissy welcome comedian Trae Crowder. Trae started his love of comedy early but went viral with the "Liberal Redneck" video series that took social media by storm in 2018. Trae shares his ride to the social stage from a smart kid in class to almost retiring his political brand of humor after the 2024 election…

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