Best Bert Kreischer The Machine Podcasts (2024)

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# 634 - The Red Clay Strays 1:58:39

3h ago1:58:39

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I sit down with The Red Clay Strays to talk about their Troubadour performance, new album, fights on the bus, working with Dave Cobb, and they play songs off their new record. Get their new album “Made By These Moments” everywhere July 26th Follow YT: https://www.youtube.com/@RedClayStrays IG: https://www.instagram.com/redclaystrays ---------------…

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Gorgeous Grandmas, Biden is Out, and Ken Speeracee! 1:04:37

8h ago1:04:37

1:04:37

Welcome to an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is like a Gorgeous Grandma wearing a Tin Foil hat drinking a Citrus Vanilla Ice Cream Float. Did you know today is Gorgeous Grandma Day? Who’s the hottest grandma you know? Also, who is Ken Speeracee and what are his theories? Where is Joe Biden? Who’s the next Democratic Presidential Candida…

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A Literal Pain In The Butt! 51:29

2h ago51:29

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Bryan and Krissy struggle through ANOTHER episode of sickness as Krissy has the "Summer ICK"!? Sweatin To Oldies saved lives! Lou Dobbs was a dude who died Richard Simmons just wanted to die in peace Where were you when Pres. Joe changed history?? Bryan was rubbing his ass Bryan's getting hip pain....will HE drop out of the race? The weed masseuse …

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Something’s Burning: A Sister Sit-Down w/ Jenny & Sam Mollen and the Kreischer Sisters 1:02:57

1h ago1:02:57

1:02:57

Bert’s sisters, Kottie and Annie, and the Mollen sisters sit down to chat about family secrets, wedding songs, and who’s the funniest in the family… spoiler alert: it’s Bert. Plus, we’re putting a spin on one of Bert’s favorite dishes, Carbonara, adding a Korean kick. Follow All the Fails with Jenny Mollen: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all…

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TCB Infomercial w. Dulce Sloan 1:07:15

34m ago1:07:15

1:07:15

The iconic Dulce Sloan joins TCB to spit absolute fire, and for that we thank her. Atlanta culture King Charles’s fingers? A bilingual stucco saleswoman Stand-up was a surprise! Shoutout to Big Kenny!!!! Being a black woman comic in a black room Men who aren’t funny and the tough crowd Are the chicks crazy or are you making them crazy? Dulce spitti…

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Chappelle Shockwaves w/ Earthquake | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:16:07

12m ago1:16:07

1:16:07

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New Movie Blues 58:47

5d ago58:47

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PossumLoverBG 1:05:54

6d ago1:05:54

1:05:54

It’s a Story Time With Bryan kind of day here at TCB, featuring dank weed, Corey Feldman, and a baby possum. Gravely voices Botulism Veneers are scary A three hour massage Stinky weed Corey Feldman has a new song Is Corey trolling us or are we trolling him? Don't get litigious with Bryan Bryan would see Corey live The Hooch (Chattahoochee River) Do…

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# 633 - Adam Ray Talks Biden Kill Tony & Dr.Phil Live 2:08:49

8m ago2:08:49

2:08:49

I sit down with comedian, Adam Ray to talk about doing Kill Tony as Biden, Fully Loaded, why we love Corey Feldman, Dr. Phil, and much more! Check out his special “Like & Subscribe” here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpiCjTkryl0 Follow YT: https://www.youtube.com/@adamraycomedy IG: https://www.instagram.com/adamraycomedy/?hl=en -----------------…

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Trump Assassination Attempt, Richard Simmons, Shannon Doherty & Dr. Ruth! 1:19:48

20m ago1:19:48

1:19:48

It's an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! In this episode...Former President Trump got shot by a misguided 20-year-old dork with bad aim. So we’ll talk about it. Celebrity deaths are in the news! Jon and the gang will take time to remember Richard Simmons, Shannon Doherty, Dr. Ruth Westhiemer, and Joe Bonsall of the Oak Ridge Boys. Also, pal Marc Hunt …

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IYKYK 1:02:20

7d ago1:02:20

1:02:20

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You Heard It Here...First! 57:24

8d ago57:24

57:24

Bryan & Krissy attempt timeliness and current events! Dr. Ruth & Shannen Doherty died this weekend Hawk Tuah girl 90210 & appointment TV The assassination attempt Rev down! IYKYK The Euros & Copa America The stadium rush debacle 90 Day Fiance Michael made it to America The Hard Rock Cafe Ring camera footage of Bill Belichick Krissy roasts Bryan 35 …

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Jordan Peele Is The Coolest Director Alive w/ Lil Rel Howery | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:13:58

9d ago1:13:58

1:13:58

SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Visit https://NetSuite.com/BEARS and get NetSuite's one-of-a-kind flexible financing program for a few more weeks! Go to https://bluechew.com and use promo code BEARS. We're back with another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This we…

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No Hobbies, All Honeys! 1:09:29

12d ago1:09:29

1:09:29

Bryan & Krissy discover the secret to dating women: give up everything you love! We’ve got the giggles Electrolytes! Hiring a lifeguard NO BREAKS Adam The Liar You scared of women?? Adam’s “degrees” Janitor to Martial Arts IAPUA! We love a man with a job Quit everything you love Clickfunnels He’s a protector, rawr (^_^) Change my tire This is a mad…

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Fluids! 1:00:10

13d ago1:00:10

1:00:10

Bryan & Krissy are back, and they are covering all manner of bodily fluids…and the debate. Krissy went to Seattle & Vancouver The birthplace of grunge Bryan’s pukey weekend Not peeing for 36 hours Krissy should have stayed in Canada The debate… Where was the cocaine?! The Man With 1000 Kids Genetic sexual attraction? Yikes! 90 Day Fiance crossover …

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# 632 - HARDY & I Bury The Bus 1:31:56

3d ago1:31:56

1:31:56

I sit down with country star, HARDY to talk about the beer olympics, being a songwriter in Nashville, touring, Morgan Wallen, and we try to write my next hit song. Pre-order his new album “Quit!!” here: https://amzn.to/3LdFusP Follow YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfaTFCTvP8LVmJ4vZNUIRyQ IG: https://www.instagram.com/hardy -------------------…

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Hickory Crawdads with Kurtis, Shark Week and Idiotic TikToks! 1:08:12

7d ago1:08:12

1:08:12

Welcome to an all-new Carolina Reeper! This episode is like a chaotic caption this contest with Kurtis while eating a hotdog in a hurricane at a Hickory Crawdads game! In this episode, Jon and the gang talk about Hurricane Beryl, Jon shares some of his new favorite Idiotic TikToks, we celebrate Shark Week, get a Mystery History Lesson from Intern I…

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Polygamy Pipeline 59:43

14d ago59:43

59:43

Bryan is under the weather, so today we bring you a mystery episode from the vault! Ballpark madness We’re breaking down Seeking Sister Wives A roast of Garrick Three’s Company to polygamy pipeline He's a stay at home dad Hoadley and Astrid forever <3 You can have a bff and a sister without a sister wife Let him fill you with the holy ghost The pas…

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Something’s Burning: Wrestle-Mania with Ric Flair and Sam Morril 56:13

4d ago56:13

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The Nature Boy himself swings by the kitchen to chat with Sam Morril and Bert about the good ol’ wrestling days. He opens up about his son, his women, and his FLAIR. They’ll laugh, they’ll cry… and they’ll eat French Onion – inspired chicken with a side of Bodega Cat whiskey. Plus, he’s promo’ing the hell out of Sam’s new special. You should check …

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Two Wettings and a Funeral (Again) 50:28

15d ago50:28

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Death Row Last Meals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:21:45

5d ago1:21:45

1:21:45

SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears Head to https://PolicyGenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler want to take over France. What starts with some fantasy vacation booking ends with Bert developing so…

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Best Of John Anthony 1:06:47

19d ago1:06:47

1:06:47

In an effort to center our best content, Producer Christina dug up an old video breakdown featuring her nemesis: John Anthony Lifestyle! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com…

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White People Culture 59:02

20d ago59:02

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What is white people culture if not Margaritaville and self-publishing a travel show about Florida? Hawk Tuah Girl Mississippi Ibiza A horrible incident at Lake Lanier And a reality show? People, places, and things! Florida culture is Margaritaville Monotone vibes It's not about you, Matt! It's the magic in the ecosystem Vanna White Ryan Seacrest t…

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# 631 - Fully Loaded Week 3 1:49:59

10d ago1:49:59

1:49:59

I sit down with Whitney Cummings, Big Jay Oakerson, Dan Soder, Matt McCusker, Cipha Sounds, and Shane Torres to recap our third week of the Fully Loaded Festival. Follow Whitney: https://www.instagram.com/whitneycummings Big Jay: https://www.instagram.com/bigjayoakerson Dan: https://www.instagram.com/dansoder Matt: https://www.instagram.com/mccuske…

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Happy Birthday America! 1:04:17

10d ago1:04:17

1:04:17

It's an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is where Patriotism, Performance, and Pyrotechnics, Collide in a Cacophony of Loud Kabooms that produce Mushroom Clouds! We’re gonna give you fuel, give you fire, give you that which you desire. We're celebrating the 4th of July.. Happy Birthday, America! We’re gonna look at some fireworks gone wro…

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Ine-Bryan-ated 57:05

22d ago57:05

57:05

Bryan throws stones from a glass house...so this is just a regular episode of TCB! Bryan’s algorithm persists Waiting for Moby’s moment The DMB tour bus poop incident The white man dance The Sphere Justin Timberlake’s eyes Krissy Weighs In! Inebriated performers Candlebox Bryan famously only performed while inebriated Bum Sunning 16 & Pregnant Youn…

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TCB Infomercial w. Mo Welch 59:22

22d ago59:22

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Mo Welch is proof that you might flop at Second City, but there is always a second act! Mo’s ”normal” siblings What’s up with Creed? The heat in Georgia! Jenna Gray Mo’s jokeumentary, Dad Jokes Seeing her dad for the first time in 20 years Being a parent Parents of Swifties Support Group A fondness for Uncle Buck Flopping at Second City Stage frigh…

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Is Jimmy Kimmel In The Illuminati? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:24:58

12d ago1:24:58

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Two-A-Days 1:01:33

26d ago1:01:33

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Fire Sauce Roid Rage 1:02:44

27d ago1:02:44

1:02:44

Bryan's got roid rage in a Taco Bell! You truly never know what you're going to get here at TCB. Christina Applegate Celine Dion & Stiff Person Syndrome Launch Krissy off a yacht! PLEASE follow us on instagram An Ariana Grande poem fart Hello to my stalker <3 Whatcha watching Bryan’s recommendations The Lost Tapes Bryan wants luxury! Miley Cyrus Da…

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# 630 - Chelsea Handler Doesn’t Find My Body Offensive 1:40:01

18d ago1:40:01

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I sit down with Chelsea Handler to talk about her incredible lifestyle, her show, her most hated guest, being a bad gift giver, partying, and much more! Get tickets to see Chelsea on tour: https://www.chelseahandler.com Follow Chelsea IG: https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?hl=en --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: C…

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Jamaica, Goodwill Hunting, Idiotic TikToks and Hawk Tuah! 58:22

20d ago58:22

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Welcome to an all-new Carolina Reeper Show! This episode is like Jamaican Jambalaya of Jerk Chicken and Catfish Goulash with Cornball Nuggets. I’m back from Jamaica, I survived and we’ve got stories to tell. Also, we’re gonna talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl and how Mike Judge predicted the future. Plus, I have more residual checks to give away. Who w…

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The Old BG Method 1:00:24

28d ago1:00:24

1:00:24

The Old BG Method encompasses more than just real estate failures. It also includes a house of birds, a chaotic sleep schedule, and screwdriver dreams. Birds, snakes, chipmunks, and kids Bryan’s Bird House Are you my daddy? The Bryan-Astrid Bird Sanctuary Chronotype Again, those people! Waking up at 2:30am is so unhinged Bryan & Krissy are neurotic…

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Something’s Burning: My Real Bros, Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce 1:03:25

19d ago1:03:25

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Real Bros Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce stop by the kitchen for a deep dive on their new movie, the top five coolest actors, and if they could see themselves getting caught up with the Capitol stormers. I am also making a polenta board with three different toppings AND we’re sampling Por Osos, like good friends, and bros, would. The Real Bros of…

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Just Tryna Find Love 1:11:53

29d ago1:11:53

1:11:53

Surprise! Today you get a little treat: a regular episode! Bryan & Krissy giggle their way through the perils of the world. No Infomercial today! Insure Bryan’s hands Plastic fruit (scary) The Mariana Trench?? The Quantum Witch returns (slay) Sometimes the show just isn't good, and that's not our fault! Those people… Clubhouse Brutal tweets about u…

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Bussin' With The Bears w/ Will Compton | 2 Bears, 1 Cave 1:07:57

24d ago1:07:57

1:07:57

SPONSORS: Get 5 dollars off your next order of delicious cereal at MagicSpoon.com/BEARS. Or look for Magic Spoon in your nearest grocery aisle. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Tune-in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sund…

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B.A. In Heaven Studies 58:39

1M ago58:39

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James Van Praagh Let us know if you want to come to our shows this fall Hi to our listeners You got any metal in your body? Krissy is giving cult member today Someone take the beep button away from Bryan SILENCE HAS BEEN PRESSED Ah, yes, more casual racism Could Bryan pull this off? The Psychic Break Florals at a a memorial service? Groundbreaking …

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