We catch up and bullshit because we haven't seen each other in like a month. If you don't like it, eat a dick.

SPORTS MOTHERFUCKER!!! We talk all-star game a little bit, and Matty gives you some fantasy football tips. This episode is top 50 RBs to pay attention to and potentially draft. Story time with Pickle, a couple short stories. Enjoy you cucks.

We bullshit and fuck off for the first 40 minutes or so, then Matty goes on a rant. Buckle up.

We bullshit some more, talk a little sports, and then story time with Matty.

We apologize for not uploading in a couple weeks, but eat a dick. We catch up and bullshit for awhile since we haven't seen each other in a week. We talk about Trump a bit, and hit the tip of the E3 iceberg.

Lots going on in the news: -U.S. Customs took a man's life savings without pressing any criminal charges -U.S. lost track of 1,500 migrant children (yay America) -Eric Greitens set to resign -Trump met with Kim Kardashian to discuss what?! -Roseanne's racist tweet (Matty has another rant) We also tried some new starbuzz flavors made for vortex bowl…

We talk a little bit about sports, get way sidetracked but it's funny so suck it up. Story time with Matty: I tell you about the time I got shitfaced and cried on the phone at Pickle's duplex.

Michelle Wolf is STILL in the news, Lenny Dykstra got arrested again, and youtubers are hiding softcore porn behind ads. A list of new tunes for y'all to check out, and some other random bullshit.

We have a little more sexy talk. We talk some sports, but not a lot is going on. We tell you the stories of our respective senior campouts and how both classes got kicked out.

Lots of news today, too much to type so just listen, folks. We do some sexy time talk, enjoy the stories and advice.

Nothing major going in the sports world. We give you story time x2, I tell you about the first Pickle party I went to, and Pickle tells us about the last Pickle party at the duplex.

A bullshit episode. We give you our top 5 favorite movies. We talk about our lack of sleep, how midwest weather blows, and it sucks for people to pretend to be your friend.

We talk some sports, but get way off topic because there ain’t really shit going on in the sports world. Story time with Matty about Pickle and Big Sexy walking in on me while I was trying to get my freak on.

Trump is in the news as per usual, we talk about the shooting in Sante Fe and guns, then we tackle the inclusive rule that a New Jersey high school came up with and why it's bullshit. And we ponder what the fuck is going on with The 1975?

Part 2 - We talk sports with our NBA expert TJ (finally picked up his fucking phone), and Pickle tells the story of how I saved him from being raped.

Part 1 - Harvard is bringing back mammoths?! Chipotle manager sinks comfortably into $8 million, and Japan banks might just keep your savings. We give advice on fruit bowls for hookahs, and some tunes we think you should check out.

Epi 2 contd.- We talk sports with Ramone, discuss past assault charges against Kareem Hunt and others. Story time about one of Pickle’s parties that got out of hand when half of wentworth showed up.

Ford is in the news, net neutrality is stickin around, MO legalized medical marijuana, and boy scouts are a hot topic. We talk about hookah a little bit, and some other random bullshit.

We shit on Trump awhile, discuss Cosby a bit, some new tunes, talk some sports, and a short story on how the Pickle met his fiance.