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The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more. • Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com • Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVis ...
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EPISODE 259: Here Comes The Grunter (with Tom Walker)
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Comedian, actor, gamer and lover Tom Walker joins Lucy and Ben to discuss: A man plagued by boners, an American town plagued by emus, a woman doing direct action by doing nothing, a high altitude dining experience, and what's the deal with airplane seats.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com…
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the Karen's Diner experience, a first-hand account from an oxygen-free brain, and a mobile IED that might mow your lawn.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us …
Some 230ish episodes later we've resurrected world-famous Boonta Vista series The Dipshit Dossier to talk about cartoonist and genius Scott Adams, the inventor of Dilbert.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a que…
This week: Americans love blowing themselves up with fireworks almost as much as the Dutch do. Plus: A horseshoe-themed Great American Hall of Name, and a selfless act of strategic viral TikTok kindness.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes XI - A Man Named River / Welcome To Bean House
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Theo and Ben bring you: The next generation of chiropractic wisdom, and a perfect reality TV show wasted on 19th century medical science.By Boonta Vista
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GUEST PODCAST: Feature Presentation 1 - Mouth Full of BORLFF
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As a little bonus treat, it's an episode of a different podcast entirely! This is an episode of friend of the show Phoebe Paradise's podcast Don't Worry, It's Not Just You, talking about the Brisbane Only Rotoscoped Lightning Film Festival. The first episode of this series is a chat with Ben from the podcast Boonta Vista, as well as friend of the s…
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben give you: A Tipping Report, the return of the Boeing 737 MAX, two perfectly sound scams, an accident at the snake ranch, and going off grid with your Instagram famous raccoon.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! …
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BONUS PREVIEW: The Theo Philes XI - A Man Named River / Welcome To Bean House
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For the low, low price of just roughly $7 Australian Dollars a month you could be listening to this paywalled episode of the Theo Philes right now. Pretty tantalising huh. Check out two stories, one of bones and one of beans, at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 254: Chekhov's Really Large Knife
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the North American catalytic converter theft phenomenon, a three-state Great American Hall of Name, a mystery hole in the woods, and some content advisories from IMDb.***Sign up for the St Louis Park catalytic converter marking event here: https://www.stlouispark.org/our-city/things-to-doCheck out B…
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EPISODE 253: A Place To Put Some Herring (with Tom Walker)
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Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer and dear friend of the podcast Tom Walker to talk about Dutch annual fish rituals, a surprising amount of frogs in a surprising place, and a surprising amount of Americans in a surprising place.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista*…
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EPISODE 252: Three And A Half Tons Of Frozen Pies Outside Joliet, Illinois
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A Tipping Report, another local tale of crypto scam woe, an entirely harmless balloon, an empty Burger King, a wet angry pig, and an extremely harmful balloon.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in…
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BONUS PREVIEW: The Pipe Inspector Always Rings Twice
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It takes a third guy with a gun to stop a guy with a gun who used a gun to get another guy's gun. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 251: A Certified Boonta Vista Oofa Doofa Moment
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This week: A freshwater fishing hall of fame Hall of Name, even more Morb Report, a 100% mirthless Shipping Report, and a fraught emoji exchange in Paging Dr Lucy.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or…
There are only two ways you want to fall from a hot air balloon. Let us tell you about both. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
It's our fifth birthday! We turn 5 today! Between the four of us that's 20 years of podcasting! Here's something a bit different. Welcome to BoontaLab.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message o…
This week it's: An Englishman's role in the Alien War, an Arkansan raccoon celebrity, the unsurprising consequences of muskox violence, a Dutch harassment computer, and the fall of the Mr Bean NFT community.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontav…
This week behind the Iron Paywall there's all sorts of oh-so-entertaining hijinks. Wouldn't you like to sample these forbidden delights? Get them at patreon.com/boontavistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 248: External Brewery Syndrome
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Prepare to enter Britain's most 'gramworthy fingering pit as we introduce a new segment, plus: Inebriated deer, removable Dutch floors, dipping your child, and the Tipping Report.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave …
Holy shit... this kid's the new Max Verstappen. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 247: Biblically Accurate Grimace (with Ruby Innes)
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Lucy, Andrew and Ben are joined by Kotaku Australia's Ruby Innes to talk about: The original grimace, one day on the blotter in Nevada County, commitment-shy spiders, the sisterhood of the taxidermied rat, and Mario's penis.***You can find Ruby at: https://twitter.com/rubyinnes***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on P…
"Entire episode about things you could post in the comments of your cousin's Instagram" is just one of the things you're missing out on by not subscribing to the Patreon of the podcast Boonta Vista.Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 246: Notoriously Non-Fatal Automotive Silliness (with Devon)
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Kill James Bond's Devon to talk about: A cyclist's struggle against a mystery liquid, what to do when you've befloured your friend, and a car for broads. Plus: A lead piping and a little Tipping Report.***You can find Devon here: https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episode…
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BONUS PREVIEW: Dyngus Day! At The Polish Nook
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It's a living! Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE: 245: Cube Is In The Heart (with Tom Walker)
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer, podcaster and circus strongman (the circus is his life) Tom Walker to discuss some collegiate American names and the latest and greatest in quantum entangled bed technology.***Tickets for Tom's Melbourne Comedy Festival shows: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/javelin ***Support our s…
If your life could be better spent by a worm you should give it to the worms. All this and more from this special Ben and Theo episode over at patreon.com/BoontavistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 244: The Apex Predator Of Hot Air Balloons (with Liz Duck-Chong)
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Theo and Andrew are joined by writer and woodstress Liz Duck-Chong to discuss: The world's best Elvis and a likely racist political candidate (same person), a classic hot air balloon mishap, and getting turned into Dr Dolittle by the absence of radio waves.***Check out Among the Trees here: https://www.amongthetrees.com.au/Follow Liz on Twitter at …
It's all hands on deck as we cover: Popular eating locations in the UK household, the absence of crimes in Arizona, the Lancashire poo jogger, and the limits of the midnight snack.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave…
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BONUS PREVIEW: If You See A Blue-Ringed Octopus(with Jesse Black)
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We're joined by our resident marine biologist Jesse Black to learn all sorts of stuff about octopodes and octopussies, behind the paywall at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Theo Philes X - Deus Ex Mystery Snail / A Fuck For Every Shit
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This week's free episode is an episode that was previously not free! What a win for you, the consumer. ***In this, the historic tenth installment of the Theo Philes, Theo and Ben explore: Introducing simple organisms to the mind-altering effects of Tool, and the universality of human experience as seen through historical jokes.***Support our show a…
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BONUS PREVIEW: Michael Collins Journeys To The Bottom Of The Kola Superdeep Borehole
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Get this in-depth exploration of the metaphysics of Rapturing plus much, much more on our Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 242: Through The Centre Of The Creek Flows The Lord's Milk (with Max Lavergne)
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Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by writer and goofabout Max Lavergne to talk about: the Wank Pod, a too-fast Dutchman, Mothman Returns, and the introduction of The Tipping Report.***Follow Max on Twitter at @prawn_meat and purchase his wonderful book here: https://maxlavergne.square.site/***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscr…
Look to your left, look to your right: Both of these NFT owners are being scammed. Also you are being scammed. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 241: The Billie Eilish Society For The Prevention of Cruelty To Animals
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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mystery liquid demystified, occult practices in Rhode Island, the robot that tells you to calm down, an unexpected bullet, and romance.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a ques…
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EPISODE 240: Top 10 Places That Would Kill The Pope If He Received A High-Calibre Bullet Wound There
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Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: An update on the mysterious Subway graffiti artist, National Feet Week, a hole for horses, an accidental pilot, pocket full of lizards, and a particularly british sanction.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavis…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Cattle To The Mattle
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We were gonna welch on the bonus episode this week thanks to the two hour free episode but as a very sincere thank you for the extraordinary amount of money you donated to our flood relief fundraiser, here is a third hour of the podcast Boonta Vista (too much, honestly).***Andrew, Lucy, and Theo bring you: A very unfortunate gun accident, a plague …
It's a live episode! We're raising money for three different causes relating to the (early) 2022 Queensland / NSW floods, you can donate / read the details here: boontavista.com/donate***In this episode: So much lead pipe, an ominous dog birth, a Subway grudge, a mystery arm loss, and a mystery substance.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus …
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Meerkat-Man War
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It's the end of Freemium Freebruary! This bonus episode is on the house but the rest are going back to the warm confines of our Patreon. Sign up if you want more! Don't if you don't! Live! Laugh! Love!***Andrew, Theo, and Ben finally get a first-person account from one of the countless Americans that have climbed into a zoo enclosure. Plus: hurling…
Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: A scam that promises to put a silverback gorilla directly into the back of your Mazda 6, a Cincinnati Chilli Parent Trap situation, and the trials and tribulations of a Finnish penis.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at …
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Sorry We Imploded Your Dad (with Jesse Black)
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah.***Theo and Lucy are joined by water expert (?) and semi-permanent guest Jesse Black to talk about some deeply unfortunate thing that have happened at sea an…
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EPISODE 237: Honk Honk, Honk Honk Honk Honk (with Demi Lardner)
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Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by award-winning comedian and awful little creature Demi Lardner to talk about one poorly executed almost crime, one mystery animal identified, and a type of miracle cowboy bathtub.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Take Me To Sizzler
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah.***Theo, Lucy, and Andrew bring you: Explicable human remains in a watercourse, a terrifying moose ordeal, and an update on the scourge of laser strikes.***S…
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EPISODE 236: Uso Veterinario Odyssey
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Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle: A uniquely Australian, uniquely shit NFT scam; a high stakes racing pigeon heist gone awry for a lack of creativity; and the all-time leaderboard for Dutch fertility clinic perverts.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@b…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Amphibian Urge To Regenerate
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It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah.In this week's bonus: Giving love a second chance, porn-induced manslaughter, potato crime, American drivers, and giving frogs Wolverine powers.***Support ou…
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EPISODE 235: It Takes A Village Oaf
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Andrew, Theo and Ben look at: A lovely home invader, the rejected number plates of Florida, state-sanctioned drunk driving, and the inscrutable motives of a man trying to nourish an infant.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in …
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LIVE EPISODE: Beverly Schoolbillies
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Recorded live on the internet, it's the show we were going to do in person but couldn't because of the Big C. In this episode: A Nebraskan Great American Hall of Name, the introduction of Regional Bullshit, the crime of Child Purchase, a mystery beast, and a badass mini Theo Philes.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing…
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EPISODE 234: Elevated To Smut (with Guy Montgomery)
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Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian and Worst Idea of all Time host Guy Montgomery for an installment of the Shipping Report, plus: Mysterious Dutch river skulls and the wanking Pompeii guy.***Guy's upcoming Sydney and Melbourne shows: https://www.instagram.com/p/CY2g94PPZyW/The Worst Idea of all Time: https://www.worstideaofalltime.com/about.htm…
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EPISODE 233: The G-String Of My Deceased Mother
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Lucy, Theo and Ben get into: The infamous Pittsburgh toilet, Dutch hamsters sneaking covid into Hong Kong, a deeply unfortunate coffin swap, the limits of masturbation, and a man torn about selling his shitty cars to the Taliban.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the s…
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BONUS PREVIEW: Dr Jack-Off & Mr Hides In The Bathroom & Says He Has Diarrhea
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He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
