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Welcome to Boonta Vista. It’s a comedy podcast! It's a show about Australia sometimes! We cover the important topics: what are those clowns in Canberra up to? Can nonna be used for military blast testing? Is Bigfoot circumcised? Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista
Sometimes it's pretty easy to figure out what went wrong with a helicopter crash. This bonus episode could be yours if you subscribe to our beautiful, handsome Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 176: We Have No Choice But To Kyrgyzstan
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Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben explore just how badly you can fuck up muck-up day, just how much Australian journalists want to be the Neutral Planet Guy, and just how easy it is to film your own ass shitting while you're on a video call.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email…
Andrew, Theo, and Ben learn about the startlingly lucrative world of racing pigeons. This episode and all our other bonus episodes available at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Theo Philes IV - The Boneshaker Onwards / Smelliest Matter of the Universe
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It's an unlocked bonus episode! We've got some shit on this week so we're digging into the archives!***In this episode of The Theo Philes: Ben and Theo delve into the moral panic around the freedoms that the bicycle afforded to women, and the substances so unbelievably, hideously smelly you can't even study them.***Support our show and get exclusiv…
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EPISODE 175: How To Kill Your Baby In Ten Days Or Less
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Australian Celebrity Chef/Conspiracy Theorist Pete Evans is back and he's crazier than ever! You'd need a state of the art Biocharger NG to cure what's making him post white supremacist memes! We've also got Monster Wolf Robots, Redditor wedding trouble and another installation of Dutchwatch.By Boonta Vista
Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle Andrew Bolt's unflinching commitment to being the wrongest man in the room, Google's crackdown on Dutch seasonal racism, and Western Australia's disappearing time capsule problem. Plus: Theo very nearly does his famous "anthem rant" again.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: w…
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EPISODE 173: Toilet Cucked On Father's Day
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Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are boldly stepping up to the current events of the week and slapping them right in the face. In this episode: Eating out did not help out, the rat hole, getting toilet cucked, and a podcast that is even worse than this one.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVi…
Theo and Ben are in mourning for their favourite shortform video platform Quibi (2020-2020), learning about an earthworm-based mind control technology, and putting forth the suggestion that every single podcaster should be in jail, no exceptions.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVi…
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BONUS PREVIEW: Kevin Costner's Overwaterwereld
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Here's a clip from the episode that isn't us making fun of how Dutch sounds. If you want to hear the rest of the episode where we make fun of how Dutch sounds, subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
The only thing worse than adults who are obsessed with Disneyland is whatever the hell is going on at the theme parks in the Netherlands. Plus: a horrifying installment of Nature Corner about the awful means by which snails make love.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email …
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BONUS PREVIEW: Godfuckers Inc. - Episode 2 (Feat. Tom Walker)
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Comedian, mime, and video game streamer Tom Walker joins Andrew and Lucy to talk them through the world of self-suck subreddits. This episode and all our other bonus episodes available at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
If a hacker remotely locks your dick in a cage but you're wearing the cage hoping someone remotely locks your dick in there, have you really been hacked? Plus: charging entry to Bondi beach to democratise it, rescuing hikers with jetpacks, and Paging Dr Lucy.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon…
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BONUS PREVIEW: A Good Roof That Doesn't Fly Off While You're Driving
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Hear more about roofs whipping clear off Teslas and also all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Smooch smooch.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 169: Walter Reed Buy Sell Swap (Feat. JR Hennessy)
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Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by friend of the show, pervert, and Business Insider Australia editor JR Hennessy to talk about the ongoing fight between Australia's news publishers and the big boys over at Google and Facebook. In addition to this: using the secret to kill Donald Trump, and eels.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes…
Theo has come down with "baby madness" (he had a baby), so Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are left to their own devices to help Scott Adams hypnotise you into doing a big cum. All this plus: flights to nowhere, secret subterranean man-caves, and shooting your own dick off.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.pa…
He's the sentient mandog with a million names. Get this and also the rest of our bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 167: The Theo Philes III - To Mr and Mrs The Iceman, a Son, Ötzi / Digital Prophet Of Regret
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It's another installment of The Theo Philes, as Ben and Theo surprise and delight each other with the incredible post-death life of Ötzi the Iceman and the horrible pre-death unlife of Shingy.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call …
Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk about an important update in the realm of Moon Law, the stress levels in baboon hierarchies, cutting your hand off to spite your insurance company, and mysterious seals.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! C…
Is it weird to go on a holiday with another couple? Is it weirder yet to go on a holiday with another couple and *not* have sex with them? Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.By Boonta Vista
Trump's beautiful boaters are facing Poseidon's damp wrath, Tony Abbott has changed his mind about whether old people deserve to live, The Man Who Ruins Funerals, and Queensland Police continue to be monsters.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boont…
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UNLOCKED BONUS: The Boney Island Whitefish in: The Last Blockbuster On The Left (Feat. Will Menaker)
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Here's an unlocked episode of the Patreon-exclusive series 'The Boney Island Whitefish', in which Boonta Vista's Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley recap season 5 of the extremely ridiculous Bones. To get the whole series, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista*** Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins Andrew and Riley for an all-showrunner di…
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BONUS PREVIEW: The Theo Philes II - Chekhov's Gun Cotton / Prepare To Receive Your Primate
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There's no lonelier creature on God's green Earth than the primate that rafts alone to South America. Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 164: Jim's Moon Sailing (Feat. Ben Jenkins)
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Theo and Ben are joined by Free To A Good Home's Ben Jenkins to talk about the strange and troubling world of space law as it relates to selling pieces of the moon to nerds.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a q…
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EPISODE 163: Return Of The Mackerel
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Everyone's here to talk about the magic ticket machine beneath King George Square, accepting the risk that a fish might kill you at any moment, the Masked Singer not being quite masked enough, and the failing body of Steve Bannon.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the …
Sex doll sales are through the roof, scientists are reanimating pig brains, and children are running amok in Sydney's casinos. Plus, is there a scam so heinous even Andrew won't endorse it? Find out, in this week's episode of this podcast.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***E…
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BONUS PREVIEW: The Last Blockbuster On The Left (Feat. Will Menaker )
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On this episode of Patreon-exclusive The Boney Island Whitefish, Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker joins us to ponder taking over the last Blockbuster in America to become VHS pornography sommeliers to the discerning customers of Bend, Oregon. It's an all-showrunner display of podcasting fundamentals as Bones solves the greatest conspiracy of our tim…
A nude German man has his valuables stolen by a wild boar. The bubonic plague rears its ugly head. Jim "Jim's Mowing" Penman rears his. All this plus a double-header of Paging Dr Lucy and all-new segment 'Bean to Bar'.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mail…
In these trying times it can be hard to know what to do to make a difference, but in the UK it's as easy as eating out to help out. Subscribe at http://patreon.com/BoontaVista to get this full bonus episode and, furthermore, all of the other bonus episodes.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 160: The Theo Philes - I Have No Pipe But I Must Smoke
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Theo and Ben debut their new spin-off series The Theo Philes, in which they tell each other about weird shit they think is interesting. In this first episode it's devastating corporate malfeasance and environmental negligence, and also a cool rock.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Boonta…
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BONUS PREVIEW: Boonta Vista: Origins: Horseshoe Beery
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Doctors refuse to tell you that a common side effect of having an appendectomy is that your foreskin will be missing when you wake up. Subscribe at patreon.com/BoontaVista for access to this and all of our other bonus episodes.By Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 159: 737-Odd Lb-Ft of Torque
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Andrew, Lucy and Theo are climbing into a warm, comfy electric vehicle and getting ready to confront the New World Order by bravely buying a sausage at the local hardware franchise. Also, in a very concerning development someone has armed the British monkeys.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon…
In this week's bonus episode, Andrew, Ben, and Theo talk about Andrew having his appendix ripped out, Wolfmother's outsider art foray into EDM, and the modern scientific consensus on male bisexuality. To support the show and get the full bonus episode, subscribe on Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista
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EPISODE 158: Cody Video '19 (Feat. Mike Isaac)
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Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are joined by New York Times tech writer Mike Isaac to get deep into bean chat, the fuckedness of Airbnb, the Brazilian resistance emu, and the impenetrable mystery of Adelaide's COVID mobile.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@…
Lucy, Andrew, and Theo face the cold, hard truth about Beyoncé's nationality, learn about the rats overwhelming New York City, and pass the Pennsylvania bar exam.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or …
In this week's bonus episode, Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben peer into the mailbag to answer questions on de-red pilling your dad, who should replace the ibuprofen, how much bean is too much bean, and what that butter do.To support the show and get the full bonus episode, subscribe on Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista…
Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben are all here to talk about Dan Andrews turning public housing into Dredd (2012), whether or not the contiguous United States will be here in a decade, and NSW Police making and selling their own drugs to stop drugs being made and sold.***Andrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about…
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EPISODE 155: You Don't Have To ARHGAP11B Crazy To Work Here
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Andrew, Theo, and Ben fend off space madness on the ISS to talk about scientists giving monkeys human brains, monkeys with regular brains terrorising towns, discount airplane food, and the pointlessness of fact-checking Trump.***Andrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about hysterical, dairy-addled cops preten…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Tampon Poisoning on the Orient Express
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We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Andrew, Lucy, and Ben take a break from spoiling the end of Uncut Gems to talk about hysterical, dairy-addled cops pretending to be…
Lucy, Theo, and Ben go through the hall of fame of Australian public figures claiming they've been hacked, plus the famous "Lime scooter rant."***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-3…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Thin Blue Whine
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We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Andrew, Lucy, Theo, and Ben delve into the troubles between man and cat woman, commiserate with the traumatised cops forced to wait…
Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at Australia's racist past, Australia's racist present, and Tim the Yowie Man.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show!***T…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: It Propofollows
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We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Live from the dick sucking factory, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk George Christensen's dick pills, divorcing your boss, the racist MSN…
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EPISODE 152: Shell's Coming With Me
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Andrew, Theo, and Ben talk about the Black Lives Matter protests going on in the States and at home, and check-in with a snail that definitely fucks for an instalment of Nature Corner.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and l…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Arc Of Britishness
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We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Andrew, Ben, and Theo take a look at the credulous rubes preparing to face off against busloads of Soros-funded Antifa supercommand…
Andrew and Lucy take a look at the unfolding protests in America, Australia's own problems with police brutality and deaths in custody, Riot Control Bees and Coronavirus Monkey Squads.We usually ask listeners to support our Patreon, but this week we're asking you to support a more worthy cause, like any of the following.For Australian listeners - J…
We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Andrew, Theo, and Ben give bees a chance to defend themselves, delve into the many ways bees are smarter than you, and answer any q…
Andrew, Lucy, and Ben look at the terrible opsec of America's beer nerds, Pete Evans' incredible commitment to losing his entire mind, and the alligator that Hitler probably never had.***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and l…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: The Killing Loon
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We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Lucy, Andrew, and Ben look at the awful board game that solved gender inequality, the MP who is painfully addicted to gigabytes, an…
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EPISODE 149: The Unbearable Price-Check Of Beeing
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In a special Brisbane episode, Theo and Ben discuss the perfect number of bees to have inside the walls of your house, the eternal, primal conflict raging between man and Waffle House cook, and how to tell if the body you found is a sex doll.That 99% Invisible episode mentioned is this one: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/ten-thousand-years/…
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UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Bleachable Moment
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We're unlocking our bonus episodes for the indefinite time period in which people are self-quarantining, because when all you have is a podcast, everything looks like a problem you solve with podcast episodes. Enjoy!***Live from the big scam convention, Andrew, Theo and Ben talk about the cruel censorship of the Church of Bleach by the Therapeutic …
