Welcome to the Daniel and Jordan podcast where we talk about everything! From old-soul talks to thrilling adventures, we make sure that this platform becomes your go-to podcast for everyday entertainment, inspiration, and laughter, along with a place where you can also enjoy some serious discussions on popular issues, words of wisdom, advice, and a lot more, the list is practically endless! Brainless humor mixed with mindless advice but remember we are NOT professionals. Who are we? We are t ...
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Comedians/Couple George and Kelsey blow minds and various other parts to smithereens with politically incorrect social commentary and media analysis. Also jokes.
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Hosted by the authors, witty and engaging science communicators, "42 Reasons to Hate the Universe" will take you on a cosmic adventure like no other. With a perfect blend of humor, wit, and scientific insight, each episode reveals new ways the Universe is out to get us – and the mind-bending, awe-inspiring phenomena that define our existence. From the merciless nature of black holes to the apocalyptic potential of artificial intelligence, you'll learn about the Universe's twisted sense of hu ...
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Unexpected Fame, Elden Ring Adventures, and Finding Harmony: Navigating Life's Ups and Downs with Positivity
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Ever wondered how positivity can spread even on the most exhausting days? Join us as we kick off this episode with a spirited morning chat, where Daniel and I, Jordan, push through my low energy with some contagious good vibes. We also discuss my recent stress-relief through gaming, diving into the world of the new Elden Ring DLC, and share some hi…
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Laughs in Sobriety, Casino Misadventures, and Mindfulness Magic: Embracing Life’s Quirks and Family Time
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What happens when you mix a bachelor party, a local casino, and a commitment to sobriety? Jordan shares his amusing tale of navigating a lackluster casino scene while staying alcohol-free, and we dive into the often sad but humorous realities of gambling. We also reminisce about a previous casino jaunt on a cruise ship and offer a primer on blackja…
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Laughter and Lifestyle Hacks: Navigating Absence, Efficiency, and Hilarious Wart Wisdom
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Ever wondered if your partner might find their "Thailand boy" on a trip abroad? Join us as we kick off "The Daniel and Jordan Show" with some light-hearted banter about our looks before diving into Jordan's concerns about his partner, Kainey, and her month-long trip to Thailand. We laugh about the financial and emotional whirlwind of her absence, J…
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Tornado Tales and Mustache Mishaps: Embracing Life's Whirlwinds and Unlikely Discoveries
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Have you ever had to record a podcast episode during a tornado? We did, and it was as chaotic as it sounds! Join us on "The Daniel and Jordan Show" as we share our hilarious and nerve-racking experience with Rita, where howling winds and storm shelters became our unexpected backdrop. From insurance misadventures to tips on dealing with hail damage,…
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Pickleball Laughs and Rural Wisdom: Redneck Rita on Comedy, Community, and Integrity
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Looking for a hearty laugh and some Southern charm? Join us as we kick off Season Two with the incomparable Redneck Rita, a comedian whose journey from playing pickleball to performing stand-up is as hilarious as it is inspiring. We explore how her pickleball buddies nudged her onto the comedy stage at Don’s Comedy Club, and how real-life experienc…
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Witches, Warts, and Whimsical Wisdom: Navigating Life's Oddities with Humor and Heart
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Are you ready to laugh about witchcraft, body odor, and parenting? We kick things off with a hilarious mix-up over the term "alliterate," sparking a playful debate between Daniel and Jordan. From there, we venture into the mystical realm of warts and witchcraft, complete with personal wart removal stories that will leave you both intrigued and amus…
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Hot Tub Havoc and Highways of Growth: Embracing Life's Detours and the Symphony of Relationships
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When life hands you a hot tub disaster during your daughter's birthday party, you've got to laugh—or you'll end up crying into the overflow! Join us, Daniel and Jordan, as we navigate through the oceans of life, tackling everything from the bittersweet reality of loss to the unexpected comedy of fatherhood. We'll give you a front-row seat to the ch…
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Emotional Tapestry and the Power of Empathy: From Patio Laughs to Inner Child Wisdom
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Ever wondered how the fabric of our emotions weaves together the story of who we are? Daniel and I, Jordan, invite you on a heartfelt journey into the kaleidoscope of human feelings that shape our everyday interactions. We kick things off by chuckling over patio renovations and swiftly navigate to the deeper realms of personal challenges, the art o…
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Decoding Youth Lingo and Embracing the Present: Mindfulness, Family Dynamics, and the Art of Living in the 'Now'
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Ever found yourself completely flummoxed by the youth-speak of today? We sure have, and on this week's Daniel and Jordan Show, we're peeling back the layers of teen lingo that's as mystifying as a Rubik's cube. We're giving props to Davey Hoogerwerf for crafting our catchy theme song before diving headfirst into the enigma of 'mewing' and 'riz'. Jo…
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Chasing Dreams and White Squirrels: Finding Meaning in the Everyday
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Laugh along with us as we kick things off reminiscing about that lovable extraterrestrial E.T., before the charismatic Eric Thomas takes us on a tour through the landscapes of motivation and success. It's a rollicking ride that swerves from the nostalgia of movie magic to the heartfelt terrain of personal growth and the true meaning of prosperity. …
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Whimsy, Wisdom, and Weed: A Ride Through Everyday Oddities and Profound Parenthood Moments
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Ever found yourself chuckling at the cost of a tree or contemplating the creative musings brought on by marijuana? Join us, Daniel and Jordan, as we navigate the whimsical to the weighty in our latest podcast episode. We start off with some lighthearted banter about the oddities of daily greetings and the unexpected adventures in home landscaping. …
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Heartfelt Humor and Life's Balancing Act: From Dog Park Politics to Embracing the Scentsational
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Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of podcasting from the afterlife? Well, Jordan and I sure did, and that's just the tip of the iceberg in this laughter-packed episode. We're bringing you heart-to-heart conversations and the kind of humor that'll have you looking forward to your own 'nips and farts' show. Have you ever had a meal so good…
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Guitars, Gigs, and Gaming in the Evolution of Artistry with Singer-Songwriter Tonyboyy
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Every musician remembers their first step onto a small stage, the kind like Tidballs, where the walls vibrate with the echoes of dreams and determination. Daniel and Jordan along side of Tonyboyy take a trip down memory lane, exploring the irreplaceable role these local venues play in shaping artists and communities alike. Join us as we share our h…
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Birthday Laughs and Life Lessons: Nostalgia, Movie Mix-Ups, and the Pursuit of TV Dreams
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Ever received a birthday gift that turned chores into a celebration? I sure did, and it's just one of the quirky tales I, Jordan, and my co-host Daniel share in this laughter-filled episode. We dive into personal stories of birthdays and house cleaning with a twist, the nostalgia of Kaney approaching her 30s, and my escapades within the immersive w…
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Believing in Ourselves: A Blend of Humor, Creativity, and the Power of Positivity
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Ever found yourself chuckling at your own misadventures or marveled at the strength drawn from an unwavering belief in yourself? Join Daniel and me, Jordan, as we explore the boundless potential that self-belief can unlock. We kick things off with a candid chat about the power of perceiving oneself as the best, coupled with a pinch of humor as we o…
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Humor and Heartaches: From St. Patrick's Day to Digital Deliberations
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Ever found yourself chuckling at the thought of St. Patrick's Day being about fast food or mischievous priests? Daniel and Jordan are here, mixing humor with heart as we reminisce about the holiday's quirks and our favorite cartoon "Doug," while also tackling the heavier stuff like my daughter's bout with double pneumonia. We're all about those mom…
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Balancing Wellness, Whimsy, and Community Connection
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Ever found yourself teetering on the edge of a sugar-laden precipice, wondering how a quest for wellness turned into a confectionery comedy of errors? Daniel and Jordan are back to regale you with tales from their latest exploits, where the balance of mind, body, and spirit is a tightrope walked with running shoes on one foot and a doughnut in the …
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Striking a Chord: Tales of Music, Resilience, and Redemption with Davey Fortner of Freshman 15
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Strap in for an episode that hits all the right notes—emotionally and musically—as we welcome Davey from the band Freshman 15 into the fold. We're not just strumming guitars and reminiscing about the good ol' days of Pop Punk; we're also confronting the raw, gritty realities that life throws our way. Join us at Davey's place, packed with as much ch…
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Navigating Nostalgia and Embracing Authenticity with With Daniel And Jordan
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Picture this: you're back in your teenage bedroom, band posters on the wall, guitar riffs blasting through the speakers, and a sense of invincible youth. That's where Daniel and I start our journey in today's episode, walking you through the nostalgic avenues of our pop-punk beginnings before we head off to Atlanta for a sit-down with Davey Fortner…
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From Comfort Zones to New Horizons Plus the Power of Friendship
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Have you ever pondered the fine line between the comfort of familiarity and the allure of the unknown? That's where you'll find us, Daniel and Jordan, as we embark on a podcast journey that blends the coziness of home with the thrill of travel. We're mixing it up – recording on the move, yet anchored to our roots. Amidst sharing tales from the road…
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Navigating Seasons of Change: Embracing Life, Love, and Creative Collaboration
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As the seasons weave their ever-changing patterns, I often find myself caught between the nostalgia of snow-frosted memories and a yearning for the energetic embrace of summer. Join us for a heartfelt conversation about how seasonal shifts and climate change intertwine with our lives, where we reminisce about youthful snowball fights and debate the…
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The Power of Tiny Steps Towards Grand Ambitions
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Ever found yourself on a beach dressed completely wrong for the weather? That's exactly what befell Daniel on our recent Floridian escapade. From battling the heat in jeans to getting a whiff of the ocean's less aromatic side, we've got tales that'll make your day. Plus, Tanyalee Davis, an incredible little person with a big personality, joins us t…
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Reason 12: The Sun will eventually die and take us with it
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Chris explains what to expect when the Sun will die and take Earth with it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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Wanna know how it will end? Not to worry, the Universe has it all sorted for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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Reason 10- They stole Einstein's brain and put it in a jar
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While Einstein's grasp on the intricacies of space and time remains a beacon for the pursuit of knowledge, a morbid turn of events led to the unauthorized extraction of the greatest mind in human history during an autopsy and is now confined to a jar in Philadelphia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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The ocean is a cruel mistress put there by a universe that hates us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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In this episode, Wade talks about just how dangerous childbirth actually is, and how despite all of the Universe's best effort, we keep on reproducing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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Reason 7: Brainless blobs are outsmarting us
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You think you're so smart huh? Well in this episode Byrne takes us through all the ways brainless blobs outsmart us/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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Reason 6: You are probably just a brain floating in the dead of space
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In this episode Chris discusses the implications of an infinite universe actually means, as Byrne and Wade take it to some seriously weird places. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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In this episode the guys discuss Lead and how regardless of our best mitigation methods there really not a lot we can do about this heavy metal gifted to us by the Universe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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Reason 4: We are not the pinnacle of evolution
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There isn't much these days that a robot can't do better than a human. From writing a last minute essay to sexual satisfaction, machines (more specifically AI) are creating a new world where humans may very well have a backseat role. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.By Byrne, Chris, & Wade
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Mars is often portrayed as humanity's only hope. However, this couldn't be further from the truth. From technological obstacles, to extreme amounts of radiation once we do get there, Mars' inability to host life is yet another reason to hate the Universe. Buy the book 42 Reasons To Hate The Universe (And One Reason Not To) Become a Patron and recei…
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Evolution for all of its glory has given humanity some serious flaws that will most likely lead to our own demise. Buy the book 42 Reasons To Hate The Universe (And One Reason Not To) Become a Patron and receive exclusive content Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…
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Reason 1: You are an insignificant speck against the scale of the Universe
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In this episode Chris explains to Byrne and Wade how the relative scale of the Universe demonstrates how insignificant we, and everything around us, are when compared to the enormity of the Universe. Buy the book 42 Reasons To Hate The Universe (And One Reason Not To) Become a Patron and receive exclusive content Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, & I…
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Politics without a brain and what to do about Mt. Rushmore!
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Episode 2: 90's Cartoons, Zombies, Rap, and Re-Bar Mitzvah-ing
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The destructive duo return for a breakdown of the best media of our time with a hint of incorrect social commentary.
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Couple/Comedians George S. and Kelsey G. wonder about a scheme to make money in the current economy.
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