After great cost, the party finds itself within reach of its goal. But, a pleasantly polite adversary stands in the way. It's a tale of witty banter, "new" friends, and noble conversation.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The battle continues...By Keith Allen and the Gang

The struggle continues as the party finds itself fighting a pack of undead rats. It's a tale of brave clerics, Rat Bite Fever, and halfling horn blowing. You don't want to miss this one, the end is a blast!By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself faced with horde of undead deep in the bowels of the of the Pink Castle's kitchen. It's a tale of bad combat rules, daddy issues, and really bad jokes. Nothing out of the ordinary there really.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself even deeper within the larder of the Pink Castle's kitchen celebrating Chris Card's birthday. It's a tale of dungeon crawling, clanking teeth, and a plethora magical items.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The the gang finds an ominous magic item before entering a strange room filled with armored dead. It's a tale of new loot, accident prone halflings, and not so subtle advertising.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself deep within the larder of the Pink Castle's kitchen talking of people, pickles, and pasties. (It's a Michigan meat pie, no really google it.) It's a tale of traps, undead, and cheating the wrong way.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang receives a come hither summons to the pink castle. It's a tale of questionable building materials, our love for the state of Florida, and all new and improved halfling lore.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Better late than never, it's Happy Halloween to all our ghoulish listeners! Join us in our annual treat in which our heroes harass an old woman, a halfling is denied a monster girl harem, electrical shocks are administered, and real estate is "acquired".By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang delves into the heart of the Mill's basement. It's a tale of new rules, product placement, and challenging rope ladders.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang continues deeper into the depths of the mill only to discover more even more peril. It's a tale of navigating tunnels, terrible rolls, and ingenious halfling traps.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang goes mission implausible as the plan an attack on the local thieves guild. It's a tale of fishing, expert cart driving, and as always, even more obscure halfling facts.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang returns to their lead with some questions and finds a new ally. It's a tale of traitors with old names, a thrilling chase, and new friends with clear directions.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang finally confronts their would be assassins in their own lair. It's a tale of poor planning, volatile chemicals, and of course, even more obscure halfling facts.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang follows up on some leads concerning their latest troubles. It's a tale of questionable interrogation practices, obscure halfling facts, and wattle and daub.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang finally arrives at The Three Coppers Inn...and once again make friends and influence people. It's a tale of poor note taking, awkward character meetings, and a lesson in wizard defense training.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang nearly arrives at The Three Coppers Inn. But not before a gang of street thugs tries desperately to make this story interesting. It's a tale of street gangs, misunderstood rules, and halfling jeers.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The gang comes dangerously close to moving the story along. A trip to the Iron Bar turns to a row in the streets. It's a tale of terrible smells, shrewd commodity investments , and not so warm welcomes.By Keith Allen and the Gang

After a not so brief hiatus, the gang returns to the table to start a new brave story. Keith Allen takes the reins and learns the folly of his choices. It's a tale of long box text, thin back stories, and heavy fat shaming.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The continuing romp through the D&D module, The Death House. Can the gang find their way back out before the mystery of the house and the greed of their souls trap them forever? It's a tale of creepy houses, bad descriptions, and questionable moral ethics of "heroic" adventurers.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Join us for a romp through the D&D module, The Death House. Can the gang find their way back out before the mystery of the house and the greed of their souls trap them forever? It's a tale of creepy houses, bad descriptions, and questionable moral ethics of "heroic" adventurers.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Join us for a howling good time as we explore the northern wilds of Michigan and the all too primal horror it contains. Can the gang unlock the mystery before carnage, blood lust, and greed overwhelm them all? It's a tale of things that hide in the wild, bad accents, and harsh mockery of the producer whose only crime is trying to bring joy to other…

Things heat up for the party as it faces a genie that grants wishes, so long as those wishes are pain. A tale of fire, smoke and minotaur cheerleadersBy Keith Allen and the Gang

After a summer hiatus we join the party as it finds out more backstory that it'll be sure to soon forget. A tale of poisonous gas clouds, DMs that can't add, and a glimpse of the past.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Arkadios learns a bit more of his past from the minotaurs of the city of Gnossos. A tale of history lessons, Rick's Rules of the Road, and just how tall Ken is, or isn't.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party begins to make the rounds in the city of true minotaurs. A tale of cow jokes, life lessons, and luxuriating dwarves.By Keith Allen and the Gang

After months of travel, trouble, and trials the party nears its destination. A tale of visceral spies, bizarre games, and living legends.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself fighting a subterranean terror. A tale of stable wizards, dirty trolls and damage resistance: pointy things.By Keith Allen and the Gang

As the party explores the ruins of the Oasis, they find that they aren't alone. A tale of how three heads are more dangerous then one, old campaign tales, and dangers of becoming tainted.By Keith Allen and the Gang

You asked and the guys answered. We answer a few questions from the mail bag during this intimate sessions of sharing. From magic latrine bags, Chris Card's most angry moment, and why Rick plays doesn't play video games. Just remember, you did ask.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds that the Oasis of the Weeping Woman isn't as abandoned as expected. A tale of dancing lights, juggling rangers, and a captivating beauty.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Join us as we explore strange new vistas of horror, non Euclidean geometry, and slime girt cyclopean ruins as we play the horror classic RPG Call of Cthulhu. A tale of sleep deprived GMs. deadly furniture, and why Rick will never. ever be allowed to play a character with a gun again.By Keith Allen and the Gang

As the party makes its way across the burning sands they encounter a strange new find: a dwarven hermit with some bitter teachings for the party's resident monk archer. A tale of insults, a very happy Chris and unexpected displays of friendship.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself finally free of the Tomb of Anki and back on the trail to the Oasis of the Weeping Woman, along with a whole new rules system for Rick to not learn. A tale of converts, mushroom men, and spore visions.By Keith Allen and the Gang

With its cleric turned into even more of a babbling imbecile how will the party fare against the traps and guardians of Anki's Tomb? Judging from Eric's die rolling in this episode, the outlook is grim. A tale of historical motherlodes, Ashirian social niceties, and hungry, hungry statues.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself fighting opponents that can't be bargained with. That can't be reasoned with and don't feel pity, remorse, or fear. Will the party be terminated? Listen to find out. A tale of dazzled eyes, the perils of grave robbing, and a whole boatload of constructs.By Keith Allen and the Gang

A Random Dungeon Are You Wearing a Helmet adventure: Join us for an extra special session of the podcast where the whole group gets to break out the 1st and 2nd Edition books and ride the waves of probability. An adventure so special you get five morons for the price of four. A tale of interrupted character stories, Team Bob, "sleeping" orcs, and h…

Out of the frying pan and into the fire (if the fire was a bunch of spear wielding piles of calcium) the party finds itself fighting another skeletal phalanx as it tries to plumb the secrets of Anki's tomb. A tale of endless quivers, ossified bets, and the slow roll of plot points.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Plunging into the lost crypt of a legendary king, the party finds that even the deceased are leery of giving up their loot. A tale of cultured sphinxes, salmon leaping monks, and one very, very long fight.By Keith Allen and the Gang

A chance encounter with an old class mate leads the party into a quest for fortune and glory. A tale of ophidian invaders, archery duels, and greed driven mages that aren't Rick.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party rounds into the home stretch as they confront the true evil behind the curse of the Ruins. Also Ken gets to live out his sound effect dreams. Please don't encourage him by liking it. A tale of twisted temples, melancholy marionettes, and father issues.By Keith Allen and the Gang

What mysteries and perils await the party as it ventures into a blasphemous mockery of Merrick's church? Well, let's just say you're probably going to want to turn your volume down in the last ten minutes. A tale of undead scribblers, unwholesome gardens, and maniacal dentists.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself back to its rescuing ways as it braves ancient, shunned ruins for the sake of three overconfident teenagers. Not to be nice mind you, but mostly because Rick doesn't want to pay a tariff. A tale of tenebrous tendrils, the bones of ancient heroes, and dancing golems.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Welcome back boils and ghouls to our second Halloween special. Join Chris "Corpse" Card, Ken "Revolting" Rau, Eric "WOOOOOOO" Wisiewski, and Rick Doombridge along with our special guests Keith "Chemtrails are a Freemason Plot" Allen and Rob "Murderous" Mountney as they venture into a terrifying blast from the past: The Tomb of Horrors. A tale of mo…

The party sets out to rescue kidnapped members of its expedition from the servants of a strange and ancient evil. What will the group find atop of a brooding stone tower called the Devil's Tooth? A tale of pilfered potions, deadly discs, and savage simians.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party strikes out on an expedition to find a forgotten city, and more importantly, whatever treasure is still in said city. A tale of cheap labour, strange questions, and kobold arms deals.By Keith Allen and the Gang

The party finds itself deep within the very sanctum of Captain Erksson in an episode so action and comedy packed that we had to shorten it lest we burn out your excitement centers. A tale of melting pots, feathered friends, and silver (bar) linings.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Finding a hidden escape route, the party finds itself exploring an area sealed for centuries, along with secrets and ancient treasure. A tale of sullen rangers, crystalline janitors, and jarred threats.By Keith Allen and the Gang

Disguised, the party mingles among the lowest of high Sheresh society, where oddities are the norm. A tale of Eric impressions, troll bits, and impudent deals.By Keith Allen and the Gang

With all the foresight and stealth it's known for, the party attempts to break into their foe's lair and rescue a family of innocents. A tale of extortion, invisible dwarves, and petty vandalism.By Keith Allen and the Gang