This is a recording of the essay I wrote for The Paper Machete about the November 2019 Impeachment Inquiry. The Paper Machete is a live weekly magazine show at The Green Mill, in Chicago. The show is every Saturday at 3 PM. It's free. It's awesome.Before I read the essay, I do talk a little, so skip ahead, if you'd like. The photo is of Grock, the …

Call Him TuxedoWritten and Performed by Chris BowerSound design by Erin KahoaAnother Fisherman song by Alan Scalpone and Chris BowerIllustration by Dominique A. HolmesBy Chris Bower

This is the monologue that Tuxedo delivered at Cafe Neckbeard: Dinner in Le Cafe in the Neck of the Whale, January 2018. He asked to speak at the event, which was celebrating Chef Anton "*" Anis' new menu, Atomic Delights (featuring ingredients that could survive an atomic holocaust) and this was what he had to say.Whale sound mix by Matt TestFishe…

At the Hungry Brain on 6/14 at The Therapy Sessions with Seth Vanek, Cafe Neckbeard's PR Rep Chris Bower stopped by to advertise the cafe. This is a replication of the performance and a short preview of the soon to be released, Cafe Neckbeard Cafe Cast.music by Seth Vanekperformed by Chris BowerBy Chris Bower

This is an audio recording of a poem by Robert F. Kennedy.By Chris Bower

Santa IBS, a story about Santa's stomach troubles.Written by Chris BowerMusic by Alan ScalponeBy Chris Bower

Santa IBSby Chris Bowermusic by Alan ScalponeBy Chris Bower

Cafe Neckbeard has a theme song now.Song by Seth Vanek and Chris BowerMusic by Seth Vanek.By Chris Bower

The 2017 Failure Menu of Cafe Neckbeard, brought to you by Chris Bower. This menu is no longer being served though, so this CafeCast is a failure, but if you like HISTORY, this is a good way to spend 11 minutes of your life.By Chris Bower

This is the description of the "Change Your Mind" Menu at Cafe Neckbeard, The Historic Logan Square's (THLSN's) most expensive and experimental cash-only salad forward 24 hour fine dining cafe eatery.By Chris Bower

Chris Bower is the PR person for Cafe Neckbeard, a fine dining salad focused 24 hour cash only eatery in THLSN (The Historic Logan Square Neighborhood) Every month, Chris visits The Therapy Sessions hosted by Seth Vanek at the Hungry Brain to talk about the cafe. Because Chris wants to fit into the show, he tends to prepare material that blends wit…