Best Cardassian Podcasts (2024)

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Episode 185: Star Trek TNG: Season 3, Episodes 11 & 12 1:29:45

6h ago1:29:45

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On this weeks KUWTC, Nick and Joe argue about the definition of fun and too many plots in “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice”. Rob talks about how much he loved Star Trek Day (But there is a bit of sarcasm). Finally, the Cardassians review the Star Trek The Next Generation episodes “The Hunted” and “The High Ground”.…

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S4E36 - "Louk, a jeek CHIM-ta law" 1:07:54

8d ago1:07:54

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Episode Notes Be ready for the longest summary in the history of the podcast... Jude gets a promotion! The Galaxy Class is the Worf of the Federation ships. Klingon Armadas are disruptive. Worf is also disruptive. Odo shows his affection by spying on you. Certainly nothing could go wrong with a Klingon preemptive strike... Clearly they added Worf t…

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Episode 184: Star Trek TNG: Season 3, Episodes 9 & 10 1:29:10

5d ago1:29:10

1:29:10

After a week on the disabled list, Joe is back. With his return, Joe goes on a rant against popcorn buckets, his love of rootbeer, and his questionable takes on Little Caesars Pizza. The Cardassians come up with a genius idea for a new type of movie theater. Finally, the guys continue their review of season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation revie…

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S03E01 - “Billets-Doux”

14d ago

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The Endeavor crew deal with the extended absence of Kutch, and Naomi makes a potentially major discovery.

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Episode 183: Pop Culture with Sean 1:22:49

20d ago1:22:49

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On this very special episode of the "Keeping Up"...we are joined by guest host Sean, as Joe is recovering from his caffeine pill addiction. Conversation today shifts from Marvel, to Rob getting in a fight at Disney, greatest sequels of all time, and how Sean HAS NEVER SEEN "THE BATMAN!"By Keeping Up With The Cardassian

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S4E35 - The Hosts of Daxmas Past 1:11:50

17d ago1:11:50

1:11:50

Episode Notes Facets: Nothing can go wrong with everyone embodying Dax's former hosts, right? Dax gives Quark an earjob just to make him be a woman. Kurzodo? Maybe this episode is more about Kurzon and Sisko's relationship? Yikes. Nog is starting on a great journey, and Rom is lovely. The benefits of a strong ensemble cast. Avery Brooks' "creepy vo…

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Episode 182: Star Trek TNG: Season 3, Episodes 7 & 8 1:20:12

28d ago1:20:12

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It's time for "The Enemy" and "The Price"! But before we go there, find out why Nick hates Joe. Is Wesley Snipes still a valid box office draw? Is Borderlands the biggest flop in history. Join us to find out. In the 2nd half, we review the Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, "The Enemy" and "The Price".…

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ONE LAST GO PT.1 2:25:47

24d ago2:25:47

2:25:47

New Episodes of The Last Excelsior will be on its own podcast but to give you a taste of it here it episode 1 The USS Pride departs space dock with her new(ish) crew for her final tour, but an mysterious distress call changes their course and the new refit Peregrine fighters are put to the test sooner than expected. ►Support us on Ko-fi: https://bi…

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Episode 181: Star Trek TNG: Season 3, Episodes 5 & 6 1:27:31

1M ago1:27:31

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We are finally back! Join the Cardassians as we catch up on life over the past month, and talk about Disney and D23. Joe and Rob review "Batman-Caped Crusader". We talk about the bombing of "Borderlands" at the box office. Tons of viewer feedback! And finally, we review season three episodes of "The Next Generation", "The Bonding" and "Booby Trap".…

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S4E34 - All Vulcans are Bitches 25:59

1M ago25:59

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Episode Notes It's still a provisional government?! A lot happens in this episode to move the Bajor plot forward. Disability and injury in storytelling. 20th century comparisons. Kai Winn is charismatic, unfortunately. BabSpace9 is a production of the Okay, So network. Connect with the show at @babylonpodject Help us keep the lights on via our Patr…

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Episode 180: The First of the Worst 1:47:22

1M ago1:47:22

1:47:22

As the summer ends, and we prepare to get back into regular recording, we thought you might like to hear the very first episode featuring Joe. Or as Nick calls them, "The first of the worst"!By Keeping Up With The Cardassian

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S4E33 - USS Hōkūleʻa 1:01:30

2M ago1:01:30

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Episode Notes Jude bucks for a promotion again (they all forgot he got one at the beginning of season 2). Explorers: Sisko advances to "project sailboat in the garage" dad status. Oh yeah, Dax was a dad at one point. Bashir gets lovingly teased by roughly half the principal cast. What a great Bashir and O'Brien scene. Jake's career plans, and Jake'…

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Episode 179: Star Trek TNG: Season 3, Episodes 3 & 4 1:33:03

2M ago1:33:03

1:33:03

It's Cobra Kai season! Listen to Rob rant about how great the latest season of Cobra Kai is. We also dive into a spoiler free review of Deadpool & Wolverine. In the second half of the episode, the guys review the episodes "The Survivors" and "Who Watches the Watchrs".By Keeping Up With The Cardassian

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S4E32 - Cardassian Deep Throat 1:25:29

2M ago1:25:29

1:25:29

Episode Notes Improbable Cause: Directed by Avery Brooks! It's weird how major diplomatic incidents frequently get explained away by "they're Romulan". [GENERIC CAVE SET]. This episode is like "Coming of Shadows" from DS9. Garak is so perfectly disinterested in Julius Caesar. Jude admits he doesn't hate Odo any more. The principles of not over-usin…

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Episode 178: Star Trek TNG: Season 3, Episodes 1 & 2 1:31:34

2M ago1:31:34

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The summer box office is here! Join us for talk on upcoming movies like "Twisters" and "Deadpool". The Cardassians talk Glen Powell, film movie scores, and how to test sound systems. In the 2nd half of the episode, we kick off season three of The Next Generation with the episodes "Evolution" and "Ensigns of Command"…

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Episode 177: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 22 1:28:35

3M ago1:28:35

1:28:35

On the heels of the Star Trek clip show, the Cardassians discuss if there is any merit to clip shows in television. Nick goes on a rant about electric vehicles, Rob talks about Beverly Hills Cop 4, and Joe does comedy. In the 2nd half of the episode, we wrap up season 2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation with "Shades of Gray".…

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S4E31 - Super Saiyan Avery Brooks 34:33

2M ago34:33

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Episode Notes Mirror Kurzon was definitely into it. Maybe the reason the Mirror Universe is so stupid is because the blood goes down to your junk. Cross-dimensional STIs. Mirror Garak is a pathetic little meow-meow. Sisko is a good action commander. Mirror Universe episodes are a chaotic, horny delight. BabSpace9 is a production of the Okay, So net…

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Episode 176: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 20 & 21 1:14:50

3M ago1:14:50

1:14:50

The Cardassians Podcasting network is expanding. Tune in to hear whats next! We talk "Inside Out 2" and the continuing domination of the boxoffice, Toys R' Us Vs Blockbuster, Rearranging your room as a kid, and much more. In the second half of the episode, we review the Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, "The Emmissary" and "Peak Performance"…

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Episode 175: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 18 & 19 1:10:39

3M ago1:10:39

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Time for some box office news as "Inside Out 2" continues its dominance. The Cardassians review the trailer for the upcoming HBO series "The Penguin". We dive into feedback, and a list of the 10 best Battlestar Galactica episodes of all time. In the 2nd half of the episodes, the guys review Star Trek: The Next Generation episdoes "Up The Long Ladde…

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Episode 174: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 16 & 17 1:20:11

3M ago1:20:11

1:20:11

It's time for the Cardassia Podcasting Network (Trademark Pending). The Cardassians discuss a desire to create a network of new shows, none of them with different hosts, but all with them. A deep dive into new castings in Star Trek, Peacemaker Season 2 news, and Nick talks Star Wars. In the 2nd half of the episode, the Cardassians continue their re…

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S4E30 - O'Brien gets Harry Kimmed 50:39

3M ago50:39

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Episode Notes Visionary: O'Brien Suffers Level--Harry Kim. Klingons, Romulans, and weird radiation, oh my. Klingon spies. Romulans went down a different 4x tech tree. Jude makes a prediction about Morn. O'Brien is so good because he follows regulations and makes good decisions. Distant Voices: Bashir is turning 30! Every Trek series needs a dream s…

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Episode 173: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 14 & 15 1:21:40

3M ago1:21:40

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The viewer feedback is in on Medium or Medium Rare! Rob talks about his love of black hot dogs, while discussing the fall of Rob Schneider. The Cardassians talk about Hugh Jackman, and his upcoming movie about talking sheep, and finally, dive into Star Trek. Today, they review the season 2 episodes "Icaurus" and "Pen Pals"…

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S4E29 - Redwall-ass Prophecy 1:04:41

3M ago1:04:41

1:04:41

Episode Notes Destiny: We stuff each other in lockers. No vole fights. Sisko's struggles with the role of Emissary. The Stressed Cardassian, the Horny Cardassian, and the Angry Cardassian. We like Galora better than Lochley. Dax has been allll over. O'Brien Suffers Level--propositioned in a Jeffries Tube. Prophet Motive: Directed by Odo. Jude hates…

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Episode 172: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 13 1:16:06

4M ago1:16:06

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We're back after a Memorial Day hiatus, and of course the conversation turns to meat. How do you like it? Rare? Medium Rare? Well-Done? Joe and Rob continue their rant against urgent care, and Nick doesn't make a compelling case of why you should use it. In the 2nd half, the Cardassians review the season 2 episode "Time Squared"…

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Season two creator commentary

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Series creators Maggie Rowbotham and Ron AAlgar Watt break down season two.

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S4E28 - This Gaslighting could have been an Email 1:07:13

4M ago1:07:13

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Episode Notes Jude is Calvin's Dad. Life Support: Odo resolves any problem via incarceration, including friendships. Sisko continues to be Good Dad. The Ferengi misogyny is real bad, and the Nog plot is only redeemed by knowing what it is going to be set in contrast with. Bashir is stuck between a rock and a hard Kai. Heart of Stone: The Cave Set r…

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Episode 171: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 11 & 12 1:27:20

4M ago1:27:20

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Joe, Nick, and Rob are getting cancelled today...again. Join us for a discussion about the healthcare industry, and in particular Urgent Care. Before cancellation, the Cardassians talk about the de-aging process in movies, Pluto TV, Who Dated Who, and amazing Lego Sets. In the 2nd half of the episode, the trio reviews the season two episodes of The…

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S4E27 - Past Oof 1:31:55

4M ago1:31:55

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Episode Notes Jude is not well during the first half of this episode so it's a little rough. Also, Jude and Justen have some Dune Thoughts. Worm. Past Tense Part 1: This meeting could have been an email. 2024?? Chroniton plot armor. 2024 looks are just rancid 90s looks. Why is Dax so much better than Sisko and Bashir at committing identity fraud? H…

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Episode 170: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 9 & 10 1:41:19

4M ago1:41:19

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Today the Cardassians get to do something they have wanted to do for years! Interview the amazing artist Jenny Johnson! Join us as we interview Jenny, know for her works of realism and impressionism that often dwell in the pop culture realm. In the second half, we review the Next Generation episodes "The Measure of a Man" and "The Dauphin"…

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S4E26 - Lwaxana's Google Alerts 1:25:37

5M ago1:25:37

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Episode Notes Defiant: You know this is a utopia when the doctor can order vacations. Dax clearly thinks that Kira banged Riker. Because Dax also clearly banged Riker. You know something's wrong when someone is mean to O'Brien. Villainous Goatee! What happens if you put aluminum foil in the replicator? Kira being the A-plot main character is very p…

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Episode 169: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 7 & 8 1:28:34

5M ago1:28:34

1:28:34

Using cars as a weapon for inanimate objects. Joe continues his record of getting cancelled every episode. Rob reviews the last couple of concerts he has attended. Nick drops his review of "Civil War" and "Fall Guy". Finally, the trio reviews the episodes "Unnatural Selection" and "A Matter of Honor".…

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S02E13 - “Divergent Endeavors volume 2”

5M ago

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A further collection of short stories set in the Endeavor universe. Featuring stories by Ron AAlgar Watt, Maggie Rowbotham, Gav Brown, Devlin Grimm, Jason Wallace and Chris Page.

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S4E25 - ATTENTION BAJORAN LISTENERS 1:02:14

5M ago1:02:14

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Episode Notes Civil Defense: Who gave Garak root access? Good Quodo content. Redshirt vape. Dukat hoist by his own petard. Garak and Dukat being petty bitches to each other. A good antagonist is a delightful thing. Flirting by threats of mass deaths. Elevating the stakes. Meridian: I guess the writers just watched Brigadoon? O'Brien suffers level: …

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S4E24 - Madame Toussaud's Museum of Notable Bajoran Dissidents 1:00:31

5M ago1:00:31

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Episode Notes S3E5: Second SkinS3E6: The Abandoned Second Skin:Sisko bullies Garak. Cardassians seem to have very good cosmetic surgery for a lizard species. The Cardassian Sleeper Agent program is weird. Cardassians use unlabeled data crystals. Cardassia has much more depth to it than normal "enemy" cultures, or even most non-Earth cultures. The A…

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Episode 168: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 5 & 6 1:34:14

5M ago1:34:14

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What does South Park have to do with Christian Music? Will the Era of Taylor Swift continue with her new album release? Is there going to be a conversation about Kenny Loggins? You're going to have to tune in to find out. Join the Cardassians as we go down the those rabbit holes, and as we continue our review of "Star Trek: The Next Generation". Th…

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S4E23 - Nice day for a Quark Wedding 1:05:06

5M ago1:05:06

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Episode Notes S3E3: House of QuarkS3E4: Equilibrium House of Quark: Possibly the most BabPod episode in the history of Star Trek. It's not Miles and Keiko's fault that they were written in the 90s; it's otherwise a great example of a real marriage. Gowron caught the car and is now suffering. Klingon-Federation Enemies to Lovers Arc. We are in the R…

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Episode 167: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 3 & 4 1:38:03

5M ago1:38:03

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The debate of a century: Is Data smarter than Sherlock Holmes? Is Dr. Pulaski just way too mean to Data? Find out on the KUWTC this week as Rob, Joe, and Nick review the episodes, "Elementary, Dear Data" and "The Outrageous Okona". In the first half of the episodes, join us for conversations on O.J. Simpson, X-Men 97, Fallout, and....Jojo Siwa?!…

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S4E22 - SPESSHIP 53:38

5M ago53:38

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Episode Notes Part 1: Exploding consoles and fake shakes? We're back! The Defiant is a real Starfleet Warship. We all like to see Quark bullied. There was only one goo bucket. Teen Odo. Part 2: Wet Racists. Never exclude Romulans, they exclude you. You need friends to reality-check you when you want to be, say, a Starfleet Admiral. Somehow Odo is t…

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Episode 166: Star Trek TNG: Season 2, Episodes 1 & 2 1:20:15

6M ago1:20:15

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What better way to spend the Solar Eclipse than with the Cardassians! As the Moon finally triumphs over the sun, join the Cardassians as we review Star Trek: The Next Generation. Today, "The Child" and "Where Silence Has Lease". In the first half, join us for some 90210 talk, Pluto TV, and all other things pop culture!…

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S4E21 - Camping with Jude 50:44

5M ago50:44

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Episode Notes Bad Vacations The Founders! The Jem'Hadar! The show's metaplot! A Camping Trip! Nog desperately wants positive role models, and just shines when Sisko praises him. The Galaxy Class analogue of Worfing. Bad Kira/Odo shipping, good Quodo shipping. Eris is not a name with positive connotations. Season 2 wrap-up! Jude's predictions for se…

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Episode 165: Star Trek TNG: Season 1, Episodes 25 & 26 1:41:22

6M ago1:41:22

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Season 1 of "Star Trek-The Next Generation" comes to an end with the episodes "Conspiracy" and "Neutral Zone". Does Joe continue to crap on Next Gen? You'll find out in the 2nd half of the episode. In our first half, pop culture news covered includes Ghostbusters, Home Improvement, Star Trek: Voyager and...Louis Gossett Jr?! Tune in to find out.…

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S4E20 - Bajoston 1:23:58

6M ago1:23:58

1:23:58

Episode Notes S2E24: The CollaboratorS2E25: Tribunal O'Brien Suffers Level: Vacation/Unexpected Dental Work, use your judgement as to which is worse The Collaborator:An orb! Kai Winn is spectacular in making you hate her (GNU Louise Fletcher). Sisko is literally the only character who isn't a complete mess. Or maybe everyone in Bajoran politics are…

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Episode 164: Star Trek TNG: Season 1, Episodes 23 & 24 2:06:27

6M ago2:06:27

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Special guest host Sean is back! Join us with Sean asw we talk about a lot of pop culture news! D.C. has a couple of things, such as "The Penguin" and "Joker 2". We also dive into Marvel news, such as "Marvel Zombies" and the upcoming X-Men movie. Sean gives us a quick review of the new Ghostbusters movie, and also a review of X-Men 97. In the 2nd …

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S4E19 - It isn't gay if it's your moustache clone. 1:33:02

6M ago1:33:02

1:33:02

Episode Notes S2E22: The WireS2E23: Crossover The Wire: A painfully accurate example of addiction. Odo's back in wet-fascist mode. Bashir, just kiss him, for god's sake. Cardassians are catty bitches. Julian Bashir, ADHD Twink, and his boyfriend, Anxiety Space Lizard with PTSD. Crossover: The Mirror Universe is part of standard officer training. Ki…

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Episode 163: Star Trek TNG: Season 1, Episodes 21 & 22 1:26:30

6M ago1:26:30

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This week on the Cardassians we review the episodes "Arsenal of Freedom" and "Symbiosis". Is season one trending up? Tune in to find out. In the first half of the episode we dive into Superman news, Starfleet Academy, a new Star Trek movie, and Rob's guest appearance on "Talk Talk Punch"By Keeping Up With The Cardassian

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S4E18 - Diplomacy is Cheap 1:22:04

6M ago1:22:04

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Episode Notes S2E20-21 The Maquis Justen comes by their star trek bullshit honestly. The Maquis The Maquis are the most fascinating political experiment Star Trek has ever completely whiffed. Quark out-logics a Vulcan, and Dukat is a weird little guy. Quark wants a hot alien lady to step on him, v. 200. The establishment of Dukat as Sisko's dark mi…

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Episode 162: Star Trek TNG: Season 1, Episodes 19 & 20 1:35:44

7M ago1:35:44

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Today, the Cardassians have another special guest. On this week's episodes, Al Beck, Producer on 101.1 WRIF for "Dave and Chuck the Freak". With over 20 years of radio experience, Al comes on to the podcast to tell the Cardassians how we are doing everything wrong. Also a huge Trek fan, Al walks us through his trek fandom, and joins us in the secon…

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S4E17 - No vaporizations at the mall 1:41:33

6M ago1:41:33

1:41:33

Episode Notes S2E18: Profit and Loss S2E19: Blood Oath Profit and Loss: A Cardassian with two names? A Meaty Slap. It's always morally acceptable to steal from fascists UNLESS it breaks trust with your romantic partner. How in the world are there no consequences for this outright murder. Jude questions the Odo Book Club choice. Flirtation via polit…

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Episode 161: Star Trek TNG: Season 1, Episodes 17 & 18 1:33:50

7M ago1:33:50

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All hail our AI overlords! Join the Cardassians as we discuss the coming of Judgement Day. We also dive into a potential new Tobey Maguire Spiderman, Joe being mean to Nick (as usual) and talk about Nana Visitor's Upcoming book. We also hear from our Star Trek Cruise Correspondent about the experience. In the 2nd half of the show, join us as we rev…

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PodSpace 9: We Have Engaged the Borg 1:25:53

7M ago1:25:53

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Episode Notes Justen, Ana, and special guest Andy discuss the Borg, the complexities of Starfleet, and fan works. Also, what happens when Alpha and Beta canon collide with the fan work you're doing. Andy is a life long fan of Sci-fi in all of its forms and creator and co-writers of the Wolf 359 Project, an oral history of the Battle of Wolf 359. He…

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